Nellie Jones

Thicker than a Snicker, heavy like a Chevy

[everythingfox]

Mission impawsible

(via)

[the-haven-of-fiction]

Legend ❤️

[theconcealedweapon]

"But helping poor people should be voluntary."

And even when it is, people still have a problem with it.

[aubrey-plaza]

PRIDE MONTH CELEBRATION WEEK 🌈 TV SHOW & GET TO KNOW ME MEME: 2/∞ FAVOURITE SHOWS ↳ BROAD CITY (2014 - 2019)

webseries bonus:

[thehopefulquotes]

“The only darkness we should allow into our lives is the night, for even then, we have the moon.”

— Warsan Shire, Our Men Do Not Belong To Us

[draculagerard]

Happy pride to “you should have raised a baby girl I should have been a better son”

[funnytwittertweets]

[tlirsgender]

White vegan types who shit their pants and cry and throw up about a prey animal being killed for food/hide/etc and then love plastic and slave labor are maybe some of the stupidest bitches on earth sorry

[tlirsgender]

"I won't eat honey because it exploits the bees :(" & where did your quinoa come from

[tlirsgender]

Uh oh girls I got the pleather fandom after me for this one

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

somebody called ben shapiro a bozo to his face. great fucking day

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

actually their exact words were “you sound like a bozo, bro. and you get no pussy, and you can’t even make your wife wet, bro, so what’s good” GREAT great day

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

hero.

[qiyra]

here’s the clip

[succubi-tch]

[normal-horoscopes]

In the same way that magic cannot be magic if it is perfectly understood, people can only be hot if they look a little weird.

[portraitoftheoddity]

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

[intersexelphie]

I love disney films, don’t get me wrong but hate them as a corporation and it’s so fucking funny to me seeing the response to encanto and how disney’s weirdness about luisa has affected them

because isabela is the stereotypical pretty ‘perfect’ character, they expected her to be very popular with little girls. but she wasn’t as popular with them or kids in general even nearly to the extent they thought she would be: the isabela merch isn’t selling much and the demand for luisa merch is extremely high because kids regardless of gender seem to adore her

bc of misogyny and gender stereotypes, they didn’t expect kids to like the strong muscly lady but boy were they wrong. and I’m so glad the kids showed the mouse right up on their bullshit lmfao

[mariposakitten]

It also shows a deep lack of faith in their target audience to actually understand the story they’re telling. Because, like. My kiddo is 9, she’s exactly the demographic they’re going for, she’s obsessed with Encanto and she adores Isabela. Listens to and/or sings her song at least five times a day (I counted.)

Thing is, the Isabela she adores? Looks like this:

And all the Isabela merch I’ve found looks like this:

Disney really made a whole song about deconstructing the perfect princess trope, about how restrictive it is to have to be perfect and pretty and decorative all the time, about breaking free and finding joy and becoming your true self, then made a shocked pikachu face when little kids weren’t interested in a doll that threw all that away and went back to the quietly-miserable pretty-princess version of the character.

[alexseanchai]

[image 1: a screenshot from late in the movie of Isabela wearing a deep blue dress with splashes of vivid pink, orange, yellow, and neon green, plus some small spiky yellow and orange flowers. image 2: a doll of Isabela wearing a pale purple-and-blue dress with lots of pale pink, pale purple, pale blue, and white flowers.]

[happyheidi]

bunnies in strawberry dress 🍓 x

[kintsugi-tigerstripes]

@dustsculptures

[spaloonbabooguuscooties]

made this scene a gif because i cant stop thinking about the way ann snuggles up under her curls w that dopey little smile and im making it everyones problem

[spaloonbabooguuscooties]

made this scene a gif because i cant stop thinking about the way ann snuggles up under her curls w that dopey little smile and im making it everyones problem

[dolljunk]

My superman dolls, since I figure I liked my first three as triplets and now my fourth is just a cousin of theirs.

Their names are Clark, Kent, Kal and El.

[cinematv]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021-)