in my defense, i have none

linds - she/her a fearsome thing to behold here to make an impact

[rylandsgrace]

#An icon with taste

[cloudabserk]

BEST DAY EVER ☀️🌸❤️🦋

based on this

[firstprinced]

Violet Bridgerton in 4.01

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

Oh. Ilya isn’t being nice to all the gay hockey players he meets by tripping them into the arms of their love interests because he wants them to be happy. He’s tripping them away from his love interest. He’s gonna make sure those hot rich men are otherwise occupied so they don’t go sniffing around Mr. Hockey himself, Shane Hollander, who they may or may not have heard a rumor about him being gay and probably available— Quick! Diversion attack! Go flirt with the cute social media guy! Look! Attractive bartender! Sexy musician, go go go!

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

This was def inspired by Troy calling Shane a Total Babe™️ and the idea of Ilya having to fight off eligible suitors with a fucking knife

[emziess]

Connor Storrie AT THE MEN’S WINTER 26 SHOW BY ANTHONY VACCARELLO

[freakoutgirl]

need a tv show to watch

[i-suggest-supernatural]

I have a suggestion :)

[freakoutgirl]

not mentally ill enough for that right now

[thisfeebleheart]

Ilya wanted to always make him happy.

[sedicciardo]

everyone in the league calling ilya an asshole meanwhile he’s apologizing to the bartender for his rowdy teammates, smiling politely at the nurse, playing mermaids with the kids, painting hayden’s kid’s nails and then his own nails to show them that boys can paint their nails too, getting excited over the team puppy, and then spoiling his dog rotten when he finally gets one. sorry but idgaf that he’s mean to grown ass men, they deserve it 😭😭

[my-2nd-account]

Shane is like: ok so I haven't slept with anyone since the last time we were together and you haven't slept with anyone since the last time we were together and we're going to spend 2 weeks in my house and I'm making you lunch and we're sleeping in the same bed and you're telling me about your mom and I'm telling you about my parents and you like me and I like you and I don't want you to marry someone else and you wish all the women you slept with were me and you will switch teams and move to my country so we can be closer to eachother and we're starting a charity to make it easier to be together and I already have our future planned because I care about this I care about us and you love me and I love you and you're kissing my ankle and you comfort me and hold me when I panic and you're meeting my parents and supporting me through it and you're drinking my dad's vodka and eating pasta at my family's house and you tell my parents that you would leave Boston for me and that I'm the only person you've ever loved. Ok great 👍

Ilya: ... your boyfr-

Shane: hold your mf horses my whAT!!!!??

[themoonandmyman]

I love this because it’s such a subtle example of Shane’s autism and the ‘rules’ surrounding their relationship because even with all the declarations, they’re not ‘official’- they’ve not had that conversation, and Shane needs to hear it verbalised to process it. It’s a clear cut confirmation and it’s so tender and beautiful

[hkr]

I hope next year treats you kindly, but above all else, I hope you treat you kindly.

[alicent-florent]

Gabriella and Troy first met 20 years ago on New Year's Eve 2005

[evanzbuck]

She would have loved you. Like I love you.

HOLLANOV in HEATED RIVALRY | 1.06 "The Cottage"

[audible-smiles]

trying to keep my commentary on the hockey yaoi to a minimum but I am crying laughing at the episode 6 Hollanov relationship status conversation where they establish that they've accidentally become monogamous because they've fallen too intensely in love with each other, and that they want to rearrange their professional lives so they can live closer and have more excuses to see each other, and then perhaps stay together forever and maybe come out publicly after they retire, but NOT, I repeat NOT, that they are boyfriends

[lavalamps-and-ladydoors]

freak4freak

[diphowell]

(now everyone knows our secret)

[littlegirlinvisible]

# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN  

CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment