Portal Turtle

Spider-Man fanatic ||-// Trench~single male~psychopath

[captainportal]

What a bop

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"Please, I'm nothing without this suit!" "If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it." *does astounding job that iron man could do any time* "so try this on, and I'll introduce the world to the newest member of the Avengers: Spider-Man." Me: Dude, you could have helped Peter with that so much, even more than what you did already. Yes, you saved an entire shipload of people, but he just single-handedly took down a villain that had the same technology as the alien from the New York battle. Or are you still "recovering" from that moment in your life that you decide to let a gang of people rob ATM's and nearly blow up a ship? Yes, even I have anxiety and their attacks. It's a daily struggle for me. But you dont have to act like the laziest person ever and not help this 15 year old superhuman. Come on, Tony!!

[iil-nonbinary-baby-bitch]

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

[lamafeeling]

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

[toastedgrandpa-deactivated20180]

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

[artigosaurus]

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

[vegalocity]

here’s a source, National geographic y’all

[kalgayming]

VIVA LA PLUTO YASSS

[lessthanthree-bug-deactivated20]

VIVA LA PLUTO WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT YOU FUCKING SUPERB SMOL PLANET YOU!!!!!

[uselesslyroxy]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2018/05/07/yes-pluto-is-a-planet/

another source because the nat geo one seemed confusing, you go pluto! get em!

[iosefkoranison]

It hasn’t been officially redeclared as a planet. The IAU hasn’t reversed their decision. But their decision didn’t really change its definition in the first place. 

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pluto-officially-reclassified-planet/

Another article talking about the debate back and forth

https://www.space.com/40550-pluto-planet-debate-flares-up-again.html

[mahpotatoequeen]

YAAAAAASSSSSSS

PLUTO PLUTO PLUTO

I;M SO HAPPY SOOOO HAPPPPY

OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIIIINDDDDD

[crystal-moonstone]

[halfcafsociopath]

I think this one is my favorite so far

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I love this song and album so much like aauuugghh

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Why is my dad so perfect like aaauuuuggghhhh

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Why is my dad so perfect like aaaauuuuuuuggghhhh

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Can't tell which one I'm excited for more: possibly seeing Josh's dog in a music video or the premiere of Far From Home starring my dad Tom

[pak-deactivated20190212]

wait a minute im ugly

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Wait a minute that's me

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Is it called the mall because instead of going to one store, we go to them all?

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If you can't love yourself, why should you be given the choice to love someone else?

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[ferociousfig2-deactivated201806]

(x)

[erose130]

It looks like Chica is his therapist. Best therapist ever.

[markiplier]

haha pretty much, she’s always happy to listen to anyone’s troubles :)

[markiplier]

My dog Chica had a nightmare last night. She doesn’t have them very often but when she does she’ll let out this adorable little howl that startles herself awake. She was a little shaken up about it but after a few snuggles in the hooman bed (usually off limits for doggos) she was happy as can be. After a while she hopped down to her own bed and drifted off into a peaceful pupper snooze. And I thought that was the end of it.

But I had a nightmare too. Now that’s not entirely uncommon, I have them fairly often and they’re something that I’ve gotten used to. But this one was a bad one.

The bad ones are the ones that I don’t wake up from. They’re the ones where my friends or loved ones are hurt in front of me and the only thing I can do is watch and cry and scream in the mad hope that it’s all just some terrible dream. Nothing ever happens to me in these dreams so I’m trapped within until I wake up of my own accord. But tonight was different.

Tonight, I felt something lick my hand and woke up in a cold sweat. There on the side of my bed was Chica, licking my hand and looking up at me with concern. Now I’m not sure how much a dog understands about nightmares and dreams and such, but she’s never woken me up from a nightmare before. I’d like to think that some part of her recognized what I was going through and she just wanted to wake me up to protect me from the scary monsters. I have never been more grateful to have Chica by my side than in that moment.

So I let her hop up on the hooman bed (twice in one night, oh boy!) and after a few snuggles I was happy as can be.

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THIS IS SO SWEET AND ADORABLE!!!!

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@matthiasiam #ytho #endmysuffering

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