Fun, Puns, and Finger Guns

crys | 21 | wish i had hands like a mii

[mothmanmagicalboy]

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

[nariiminus]

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[shovelwareyaoi]

[evilscientist3]

[kuivamustekala]

[skidfarts]

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

[annabelle--cane]

grisps you by the collar unless you don't like that in which case I'm holding you in place with my non-tactile mind beam. look, if you want to successfully analyze artworks then you have to make the active decision to assume that all the creative choices were deliberate and that the artist wasn't just asleep at the wheel tossing things in all willy nilly. if something doesn't make sense to you then your first port of call shouldn't be to declare "this doesn't make sense," it should be to play around with it and consider if there is a way in which it might make sense, try to see what it's currently doing successfully rather than what you think it ought to be doing but is failing at. the secret to getting a stable lens on the whole work is very likely to be hidden in that one weird part that looks like it makes the least sense. WE ARE ON THE SIDE OF ART.

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[casgirl]

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

[anik]

i love this guy

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

[headspace-hotel]

[zeelatunes]

[b0tster]

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[lustcannibalism]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

[crazy-minded-girl]

[sexhaver]

remember when abercrombie and fitch hired slavoj zizek to write copy for their back to school catalog

[capricorndevil15]

^ Tragically, that link doesn’t work anymore, but you can still read it here.

[sexhaver]

thanks so much for finding that! going back through it, i can see that my 19yo self didn’t even include the funniest excerpts when i originally made this post. at the time, my attitude was very much “haha let’s all laugh at Zizek being Zizek”, but with the benefit of another decade of maturity and hindsight i can tenuously admit that he may have been cooking something here

and my personal favorite, with a stroke of genius from the graphic designer choosing the picture:

i would highly recommend downloading the pdf and scrolling through it yourself, with the caveat that, like, there is no clothing being advertised here, they don’t name any of the pieces being worn, it is literally just softcore porn with zizek ranting over it every few pages (which is, of course, just fine)

[angelnumber27]

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove