[haunted-by-waters]

a guy screenshotting every single dril tweet like a medieval monk trying to save illuminated manuscripts from a viking raid

[halfcafsociopath]

the whistleblower is john huntsman DUH

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

We are, all of us, Machines

I don’t want to facilitate the flow of thousands of Keurig cups to people with more money than they can spend; I want them to fucking choke

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[tellyjpg]

u mean to tell me its not north east west south!?

[hoekagei]

Bitch I thought they called it news because it was that new NEW shit

[vulcankirkspock-deactivated2021]

The things you can still learn …

[amarlex]

you can google stuff like this. u can just google it. just look it up. please. im begging you

[skulkingwriter]

Anthony and Cleopatra, William Shakespeare

Act 1 Scene 1

Attendant: Noteworthy Events, Weather And Sports, my Lord, from Rome!

[halfcafsociopath]

only reblogging this bc the meathead and the twink in the twatter profile pic look HOT and i wanna google for shims NEWdS later

[luntfontanne]

“Things don’t have purposes, as if the universe were a machine, where every part has a useful function. What’s the function of a galaxy? I don’t know if our life has a purpose and I don’t see that it matters. What does matter is that we’re a part. Like a thread in a cloth or a grass-blade in a field. It is and we are. What we do is like wind blowing on the grass. […] We’re in the world, not against it. […] The world is, no matter how we think it ought to be. You have to be with it. You have to let it be.”

— Ursula Le Guin, The Lathe of Heaven

[halfcafsociopath]

hi im alive

[997]

[trosterstrudel]

Every detail in this story from Katya’s life is more absurd than the last

[kevindrakewriter]

This is an amazing life story in under 3 minutes.

[bevismusson]

Trixie’s eternal look of bewilderment when Katya goes off on one of these will never wear thin

[halfcafsociopath]

“How are you still alive???”

DEAD.

[cappuccinofroth-deactivated2018]

Guess who got their life together!!!!!

not me but someone probably has

[minions420]

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

[polyphonicchant-deactivated2020]

this is what me and my friends chant in unison whenever we drive into chernobyl

[evilrashida]

Céline Dion is carrying in Paris again

[halfcafsociopath]

Loving this energy???

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[lesbiabraxas]

Marianne Williamson defends us every single day on the spiritual plane and you all have the nerve to call her “a joke candidate.” well ive had enough. respect our astral troops

[lesbiabraxas]

if you don’t vote for Marianne in the primaries you’re basically just handing the election to the bad vibe chaos demons she wards off with constant vigilance

[blextrophy]

What the fuck

[sovietnam]

Vibes. I feel this in my soul

[gar-dev-oir-s-deactivated201909]

[tanthesuperman]

I’m going to start talking like Moira Rose