Friendly Neighbourhood Whore

Currently M.I.A {simpie} {she/her} {19} {socially inept} {18+ blog}

[captains-simp]

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I don't come on tumblr anymore but I'm leaving the blog here :) enjoy!

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🤸‍♀️Masterlist

Smut, fluff, angst, dark!fics - I write the whole shebang

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🦄Prompt list

You don't have to follow this for requests, it's just there as a suggestion and guide :D

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🗣Request guidelines

Please read before sending something in, especially if you are unsure if I will write what you want to request or message me if you're still uncertain

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☕Buy me a coffee

Your request will be prioritised if you can offer a cup of coffee or 2

As I'm still a student it takes time out of my schedule to write these fics and while I LOVE writing them it would be great if any of yall could spare a bit of change to help me out. Anything and everything is appreciated!!

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[captains-simp]

still alive?

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[captains-simp]

be honest am i funny

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

daily fucking reminder that you are allowed to want attention and that does not make you a bad person.

in case no one’s told you in a while. you are valid.

[royalarmyofoz]

Barb said “I have two hands.” ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 2.14

[captains-simp]

Im okay!!

Got my college interview on Wednesday

Good luck bestie!!! You're gonna do amazing!!

[captains-simp]

Hiiiiii

How's it goin bestie??

[captains-simp]

Hiiiii!!

[thefangsharpener]

handsome women covered in blood. reblog.

[spectrumcore]

I hope all of you sharing this know that you're putting yourself on a dream hit list for a coven of lesbian vampires by even touching this post.

[holly-fem]

[domombie]

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping.......... most blessed feeling in the world

[brielarsonsource]

brielarson: Thank you #SuperNintendoWorld & @UniStudios for transporting me & my friends to the Mushroom Kingdom 😭🍄❤️ @NintendoAmerica

[sersi]

BRIE LARSON as Tess FAST X (2023) dir. Louis Leterrier

[killingyves]

[gaycism]

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

[archgayge]

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

[gaycism]

[captains-simp]

Fhoandkssjka hiiiii I miss you!!

[captains-simp]

Brie’s recent insta posts are a hot way to propose and I accept

She could literally get me to do anything looking like that😵‍💫

[puipui-official]

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

[froginapicklejar]