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@captainsalukiadvisor-blog
Throw me a bone here
Yes. Math is a requirements for everyone. Even though you took Algebra 2 in high school you still have to take a college math class. And yes...believe it or not, you can look up the class schedule too! Some advisors or counselors may baby you and do it for you, but I’m trying to help you learn to find things yourself. You can do it...I believe in you! But I fear for our future.
Give me a few minutes
I received your email less than an hour ago. I reached out to someone who could provide the correct info and was going to get back as soon as I could. Why you decided to call 40 minutes after emailing me is beyond me. I do not have the information as of yet. I will let you know when I do.
you can do it yourself
I guess I need to preface all my appointments with “no, I can not enroll you, you do that yourself.” Is it too much to ask college students to be prepared for a phone appointment? Be by a computer so you can enroll so if there are any issues we can address them right then.
I believe in you
I believe in you! I know you have the ability to look up classes all on your own! In fact, I know you have a degree and are just trying to finish off this second one so I know you’ve done this before. What would the place that just hired you think if I reached out and told them you didn’t try and find the classes on your own? You can do it! I know you can! Just try a little! Please?
You only tried one?
You tried one and it didn’t work. Fair enough. That stopped you from trying the other five? That really doesn’t make any sense. And you’re going to be a teacher. This does not bode well for future generations.
Seen? Really?
No. You did not “seen” that in the box. You saw it in the box. Come on...you’re a college student working in an advisement office. You should know how to file things in ABC order and know basic grammar.
1,000 times...really?
I’m sorry, but I don’t believe you’ve tried to enroll in that class over 1,000 times. There is no reason I can find preventing you from enrolling. Going out on a limb and saying user error here.
“people’s” president
Just saw a post of the book of faces thanking the cheeto for being the people’s president. Um no...that would be the other candidate who won the popular vote. Cheeto puff won the electoral college.
What the what...
We offer Walking and Jogging as an activity course. You’d think it would be a GPA booster. After all I’ve seen what they do in the class. They literally run around a track for part of the class. How in the world does someone get a D?
Pay attention
Listen to your advisor. When I am telling you the error message you think you have is wrong, just listen to me. When you send me a screenshot of the error I am then vindicated and you look like a goober.
First day back
Yes, student. I can find that information for you. But why didn’t you try and find it before coming here? Did you not find it strange to not come to class on Monday? I have very little sympathy for you for missing your morning class. And I really don’t care that your friend was able to enroll in the later section of class. I also don’t need to see that on your phone...it does not impact me one iota.
Come sooner nimrods
It boggles my mind how it is literally the last day of the semester and students are still coming in to get classes for the next semester. We’ve been advising since September! Where the hell have you been the past three months?!
fanfic rant
Why must the vast majority of fanfic be so homoerotic? Let my characters have the relationships they are meant to have. Ah well...I suppose that’s why it’s fiction. Time to go back to reading the real books.
Backpacks
Not a huge fan of backpacks. Why do they have to be worn so long? They inhibit my view of lovely posteriors.
crosswalk
Why, oh why, must people walk like they’re moving through molasses when they cross a street? Just because you are allowed to cross in front of me and I am actually paying attention and stop doesn’t mean you can take your time. Get a little hustle in those limbs.
Thursday thought
Bicyclists. I enjoy biking. My dad frequently bikes home after work. However when you complain about equality on the road, but do not follow the rules of the road...then I have an issue. Last week, had I not been paying attention, there could very well have been one less college student on my campus. Young man flew through a four way stop, from behind a van that was stopped, across the both lanes. Quite dangerous and stupid.
Student athletes
Why, oh why, do I allow them to do this to me? It only stresses me out that I allowed him to come meet after his appointment time. Nimrod should have known better than to schedule advisement during class. And new student worker should have been properly trained to not give out RUN without advisement. Ah well...such is life and I will survive.