A.S.S Moist

Welcome aboard the A.S.S Moist, I am Captain Soggy, and I hope you enjoy the voyage. Cishet Male (He/Him)

[shamebats]

[baker-p-i]

As we rightfully should.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[pathcrier]

[pocketss]

leave your laundry on the floor for them

[wokeuplaughing]

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

[wokeuplaughing]

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

[escuerzoresucitado]

[striders]

found the exhibit on your mom

[naamahdarling]

Found the one for your dad.

[glyphsmash]

Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas

Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt

Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this

Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns

Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max

Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have

[kei-nova]

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[fish-enthusiast622]

[foone]

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

[monsterpotion]

I heard thats where they get the "G"s for cell phone service

[sevensixone]

[worm-png]

tardigrade wizard study

[cannibalchicken]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

yea

[coat]

*open mouth kissing little Caesar with my hand up his toga*

[demonicotakuman]

He quivers and stumbles on his own words, “Pizza, p-pizza”

[coat]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[radiofreederry]

[ngalitzine]

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

[ngalitzine]

had an actual meal. not evil anymore

[daughter-of-sapph0]