Captain Stottlemeyer

For God's sake Randy, I- hello. Sorry about that. I was just making a phone call to... never mind. Anyway, I'm sure you're wondering who I am if you've tracked me down to this blog. You may call me Captain Stottlemeyer. I work for the San Fransisco Police Department on homicide investigations. If you got any questions, make sure to leave them in the box below. I still can't believe Randy put me up to this...

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Thanks so much for following me!

No problem. It's a pleasure to meet you.

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I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ACCOUNT SINCE THE FIRST SEASON OF MONK THANK YOU I LOVE YOU

Well, thank you for your kind words, ma'am. I appreciate it.

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*Dead man who jumped off a roof* Randy: "This man would kill people according to their fears!" Monk: "But this man wasn't afraid of heights he was afraid if spiders." Randy:"So he's killing people by the opposite if their fears!" Stolemeyer:"The opposite of heights is not a spider, Randy" Randy: "Then what is it" Stolemeyer: "I dont know, not a spider!" Randy: "Ya well tell that to the opposite killer"

*sighs* That's definitely Randy for you...

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Natalie Teeger: askrandydisher: ask-adrian-monk: Captain Stottlemeyer: askrandydisher:...

Mr. Monk nodded, and it took all his strength not to cry as well. He knew he had to try to get this girl out of prison, and he had to get her torturer off the street. "I will get him for you. I will make sure he pays for what he did." He looked at her drawing of him and hoped silently to himself that he would be able to be that hero. He thanked her for the drawing and exited the room. He looked at the Captain and said plainly "We need to get to Natalie. Right now. She's in danger."

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Stottlemeyer gave him a brisk nod. "I'll call up Randy and tell him to get some guys over there," he said. He turned around and threw Monk a long glance before adding, "Meanwhile, I want you to go find Natalie and make sure she stays safe until we get there."

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Captain Stottlemeyer: askrandydisher: Lieutenant Disher: “If he’s just an ordinary guy, then…

"Derek. I think he has something to do with the murder of that police woman."

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"How do you know?" Randy inquired quietly, staring at the two with wide…

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Meanwhile, upstairs, Monk began his explanation. “Randy, you told me you knew the missing policewoman had arrested a girl named Lexi Pennington, correct? Derek’s last name is also Pennington. They are probably related. He probably murdered the policewoman for arresting his relative. Plus, in the case file it said the door to her apartment was closed but there were signs someone kicked it in, and that’s exactly how Derek got into the house."

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Randy blinked and shook his head. “Wow," he breathed, glancing to the Captain, completely at a lost for words. “What do you think, Captain?"

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There was a ring of the doorbell. It was the whole office. Natalie smiled in excitement and ran to the door, welcoming everyone in. Derek walked upstairs, smiling,"Are you guys done up here? The guest have arrived." He made his way back down the stairs and began introducing himself, only sticking to a first name basis.

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Captain Stottlemeyer exchanged a quick glance with Randy and Monk, checking over his shoulder before leaning forward and murmuring, “We’ll finish discussing this later."

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The day went on, and it soon turned night. All the guests had left about an hour earlier, and Natalie was getting ready for her date with Derek. She wore the new dress he bought her, with the matching jewelry and shoes."Monk." she shouted to him from in the bathroom. “How do I look?" slowly she stepped out from behind the door and spinned around so he could get a look at the dress.

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"You…you look beautiful, Natalie." Monk said. “But please don’t go on that date with Derek. There’s something really not right about him. I don’t want him to hurt you." Monk tried to hold back what he really though about Derek, you know, the he’s-a-murderer part to not upset Natalie too much, but he feared he was already making her upset.

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She looked at him with a smile, ignoring what he said. “Thank you, Derek got me this dress and I decided to wear it." The doorbell rang and she dashed to the door, pulling her dress down just a bit before opening the door, and greeting Derek. “Are you ready for our date?" he asked, pulling a bundle of roses out from behind his back. “Yes I am." she sat the flowers on the router, and wrapped her arm around his. “Bye Mr.Monk, I’ll be back later." then at that note they walked out the door, and got into the car. Soon pulling out and heading towards the fanciest restaurant in the city. 

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As soon as Natalie had left, Mr. Monk jumped into a cab (something he would ordinarily never do, but found necessary due to the urgency of the situation) and headed to the jail. Borrowing the driver’s cell phone (but handling it with wipes), he called Stottlemeyer.

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The phone rang from the side of Stottlemeyer’s desk as he flipped relentlessly through a stack of papers. Reaching over, he silenced the ringing and pressed the receiver to his ear and said, “San Fransisco Police Department; Captain Stottlemeyer speaking. What’s the problem?"

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"Hey Captain, it’s me, Adrian, Adrian Monk." I need you to meet me at the country jail in 15 minutes…I need to have an emergency interrogation with a certain Lexi Pennington."

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"I'll see what I can do," he responded. "See you in fifteen minutes." Without another word, Stottlemeyer hung up the phone and rose from his chair, hurrying out of the room. 

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Captain Stottlemeyer: askrandydisher: Lieutenant Disher: “If he’s just an ordinary guy, then…

"Derek. I think he has something to do with the murder of that police woman."

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"How do you know?" Randy inquired quietly, staring at the two with wide…

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Meanwhile, upstairs, Monk began his explanation. “Randy, you told me you knew the missing policewoman had arrested a girl named Lexi Pennington, correct? Derek’s last name is also Pennington. They are probably related. He probably murdered the policewoman for arresting his relative. Plus, in the case file it said the door to her apartment was closed but there were signs someone kicked it in, and that’s exactly how Derek got into the house."

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Randy blinked and shook his head. “Wow," he breathed, glancing to the Captain, completely at a lost for words. “What do you think, Captain?"

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There was a ring of the doorbell. It was the whole office. Natalie smiled in excitement and ran to the door, welcoming everyone in. Derek walked upstairs, smiling,"Are you guys done up here? The guest have arrived." He made his way back down the stairs and began introducing himself, only sticking to a first name basis.

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Captain Stottlemeyer exchanged a quick glance with Randy and Monk, checking over his shoulder before leaning forward and murmuring, “We’ll finish discussing this later."

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The day went on, and it soon turned night. All the guests had left about an hour earlier, and Natalie was getting ready for her date with Derek. She wore the new dress he bought her, with the matching jewelry and shoes."Monk." she shouted to him from in the bathroom. “How do I look?" slowly she stepped out from behind the door and spinned around so he could get a look at the dress.

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"You…you look beautiful, Natalie." Monk said. “But please don’t go on that date with Derek. There’s something really not right about him. I don’t want him to hurt you." Monk tried to hold back what he really though about Derek, you know, the he’s-a-murderer part to not upset Natalie too much, but he feared he was already making her upset.

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She looked at him with a smile, ignoring what he said. “Thank you, Derek got me this dress and I decided to wear it." The doorbell rang and she dashed to the door, pulling her dress down just a bit before opening the door, and greeting Derek. “Are you ready for our date?" he asked, pulling a bundle of roses out from behind his back. “Yes I am." she sat the flowers on the router, and wrapped her arm around his. “Bye Mr.Monk, I’ll be back later." then at that note they walked out the door, and got into the car. Soon pulling out and heading towards the fanciest restaurant in the city. 

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As soon as Natalie had left, Mr. Monk jumped into a cab (something he would ordinarily never do, but found necessary due to the urgency of the situation) and headed to the jail. Borrowing the driver’s cell phone (but handling it with wipes), he called Stottlemeyer.

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The phone rang from the side of Stottlemeyer's desk as he flipped relentlessly through a stack of papers. Reaching over, he silenced the ringing and pressed the receiver to his ear and said, "San Fransisco Police Department; Captain Stottlemeyer speaking. What's the problem?"

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Captain Stottlemeyer: askrandydisher: Lieutenant Disher: “If he’s just an ordinary guy, then…

"Derek. I think he has something to do with the murder of that police woman."

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"How do you know?" Randy inquired quietly, staring at the two with wide…

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Meanwhile, upstairs, Monk began his explanation. “Randy, you told me you knew the missing policewoman had arrested a girl named Lexi Pennington, correct? Derek’s last name is also Pennington. They are probably related. He probably murdered the policewoman for arresting his relative. Plus, in the case file it said the door to her apartment was closed but there were signs someone kicked it in, and that’s exactly how Derek got into the house."

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Randy blinked and shook his head. “Wow," he breathed, glancing to the Captain, completely at a lost for words. “What do you think, Captain?"

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There was a ring of the doorbell. It was the whole office. Natalie smiled in excitement and ran to the door, welcoming everyone in. Derek walked upstairs, smiling,"Are you guys done up here? The guest have arrived." He made his way back down the stairs and began introducing himself, only sticking to a first name basis.

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Captain Stottlemeyer exchanged a quick glance with Randy and Monk, checking over his shoulder before leaning forward and murmuring, "We'll finish discussing this later."

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Lieutenant Disher: “If he’s just an ordinary guy, then no harm done. She doesn’t have to…

Randy stepped out of the car and made his way through the door, spotting Monk immediately along with another man he didn’t quite recognize upon entering. “Oh." He blinked, then…

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Derek immediately met his hand with Randy’s and gave him a good long  hand shaking, he did the same with Stottlemeyer. “Hi. I’m Derek Pennington, and yes I’m her boyfriend. You two are friends of Natty too?" he smiled at the two of them. “So, what do you guys do for a living?" he asked in a clam tone, slowly breaking away from the handshake. “Oh and I didn’t catch your name." he said to the Captain.

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"Leland Stottlemeyer," he replied slowly, eying Derek closely as he released his hand. “So, you’re the boyfriend Natalie mentioned? Hm." He readjusted the gift beneath his arm and sighed. “Well, I’m head of the San Fransisco Police Department. We work on homicide investigations."

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"Uh- I also work on homicide investigations for the New Jersey Police Department," Randy put in with an awkward smile. “I use to be stationed at the San Fransisco Police Department."

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He swiftly turned around to face Adrian. “And you Mr. Monk, what is your job?" he added a smirk to the end of the sentence.

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"Well…I work as a consultant for the police department. They call me in when they have a particularly tricky case." Mr. Monk narrowed his eyes. He really didn’t get a good feeling from this guy. “So far, there hasn’t been a murder I couldn’t solve." He tried to put emphasis on the last phrase, because for some reason he thought this guy was up to no good. He hoped that it would serve as a warning to him not to try anything funny. He hoped that if this guy got the message that he would be able to drop the subject and not ruin Natalie’s birthday. He knew how excited she was, and he truly did not want to spoil it for her.

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He chuckled,"Wow, that sounds like a really cool job. And you sound like a smart man." Natalie walked in with a box of decorations."Come on, we have a lot of people coming over, we better hurry and get these decorations up!" she smiled and started to pin up streamers. Derek joined in and blew some balloons up, smiling as well. As Natalie went to the back of the house to decorate, Derek walked back to the three of them. “Aren’t you guys going to help?" he looked at Monk for a long while. “Oh, and she said to sit all of the presents on the card table I set up, I can put all of your presents on the table if you’d like." he still stared at Monk, then held out his hand, expecting the presents to be handed to him.

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"Um, actually, I have to go upstairs and put the finishing touches on my gift." Monk said. “Um, Randy, Captain, could you all come too? I might need some help." He gave Randy and Stottlemeyer a look, and thankfully for Monk they both caught it. They nodded, the three grabbed their presents and hurried upstairs before Derek could stop them.

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When Randy felt positive that they were out of earshot, he moved a little quicker to be by Monk’s side and whispered, “So, what kind of finishing touches do you need to add to your present?"

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Captain Stottlemeyer sighed and rolled his eyes. “For God’s sake… He’s not being serious, Randy. He just wants to talk to us in private."

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"I think he’s the guy." Monk said, urgency rising in his voice.

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Captain Stottlemeyer looked at Monk, his eyebrows furrowed. "Excuse me?" He replied, perplexed.

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So Leland, how's TK doing? And what about Karen and the boys?

TK's doing alright. Last time I checked Karen and the boys are doing fine, too.

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Lieutenant Disher: “If he’s just an ordinary guy, then no harm done. She doesn’t have to…

Randy stepped out of the car and made his way through the door, spotting Monk immediately along with another man he didn’t quite recognize upon entering. “Oh." He blinked, then…

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Derek immediately met his hand with Randy’s and gave him a good long  hand shaking, he did the same with Stottlemeyer. “Hi. I’m Derek Pennington, and yes I’m her boyfriend. You two are friends of Natty too?" he smiled at the two of them. “So, what do you guys do for a living?" he asked in a clam tone, slowly breaking away from the handshake. “Oh and I didn’t catch your name." he said to the Captain.

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"Leland Stottlemeyer," he replied slowly, eying Derek closely as he released his hand. “So, you’re the boyfriend Natalie mentioned? Hm." He readjusted the gift beneath his arm and sighed. “Well, I’m head of the San Fransisco Police Department. We work on homicide investigations."

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"Uh- I also work on homicide investigations for the New Jersey Police Department," Randy put in with an awkward smile. “I use to be stationed at the San Fransisco Police Department."

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He swiftly turned around to face Adrian. “And you Mr. Monk, what is your job?" he added a smirk to the end of the sentence.

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"Well…I work as a consultant for the police department. They call me in when they have a particularly tricky case." Mr. Monk narrowed his eyes. He really didn’t get a good feeling from this guy. “So far, there hasn’t been a murder I couldn’t solve." He tried to put emphasis on the last phrase, because for some reason he thought this guy was up to no good. He hoped that it would serve as a warning to him not to try anything funny. He hoped that if this guy got the message that he would be able to drop the subject and not ruin Natalie’s birthday. He knew how excited she was, and he truly did not want to spoil it for her.

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He chuckled,"Wow, that sounds like a really cool job. And you sound like a smart man." Natalie walked in with a box of decorations."Come on, we have a lot of people coming over, we better hurry and get these decorations up!" she smiled and started to pin up streamers. Derek joined in and blew some balloons up, smiling as well. As Natalie went to the back of the house to decorate, Derek walked back to the three of them. “Aren’t you guys going to help?" he looked at Monk for a long while. “Oh, and she said to sit all of the presents on the card table I set up, I can put all of your presents on the table if you’d like." he still stared at Monk, then held out his hand, expecting the presents to be handed to him.

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"Um, actually, I have to go upstairs and put the finishing touches on my gift." Monk said. “Um, Randy, Captain, could you all come too? I might need some help." He gave Randy and Stottlemeyer a look, and thankfully for Monk they both caught it. They nodded, the three grabbed their presents and hurried upstairs before Derek could stop them.

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When Randy felt positive that they were out of earshot, he moved a little quicker to be by Monk’s side and whispered, “So, what kind of finishing touches do you need to add to your present?"

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Captain Stottlemeyer sighed and rolled his eyes. "For God's sake... He's not being serious, Randy. He just wants to talk to us in private."

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Lieutenant Disher: “If he’s just an ordinary guy, then no harm done. She doesn’t have to…

Randy stepped out of the car and made his way through the door, spotting Monk immediately along with another man he didn’t quite recognize upon entering. “Oh." He blinked, then…

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Derek immediately met his hand with Randy’s and gave him a good long  hand shaking, he did the same with Stottlemeyer. “Hi. I’m Derek Pennington, and yes I’m her boyfriend. You two are friends of Natty too?" he smiled at the two of them. “So, what do you guys do for a living?" he asked in a clam tone, slowly breaking away from the handshake. “Oh and I didn’t catch your name." he said to the Captain.

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"Leland Stottlemeyer," he replied slowly, eying Derek closely as he released his hand. "So, you're the boyfriend Natalie mentioned? Hm." He readjusted the gift beneath his arm and sighed. "Well, I'm head of the San Fransisco Police Department. We work on homicide investigations."

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Lieutenant Disher: "If he’s just an ordinary guy, then no harm done. She doesn’t have to...

Randy stepped out of the car and made his way through the door, spotting Monk immediately along with another man he didn't quite recognize upon entering. "Oh." He blinked, then quickly offered a hand to the stranger. "You must be that guy Natalie was talking about. My name is Randy Disher. It's nice to meet you."

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Leland Stottlemeyer slipped through the doorway of the house, a neatly wrapped box tucked securely under his arm and a half-smile plastered to his face. "Hey, Natalie!" He called. "Where do you want me to-" He stopped in mid-stride as he caught sight of Monk, Randy, and an unfamiliar man standing idly by and headed toward them instead. "Hello," he greeted to the three, his eyes locked directly on the man in question.

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Well Then

Guess it wouldn't hurt to let everyone know I'm open for questions. But make it quick. I got work to do.