All Captain Swan all the Time

"A man unwilling fight for what he wants, deserves what he gets." -Killian Jones

[hashtagparksandrec]

[hook-and-hope]

[dwight-schrutes]

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[hashtagparksandrec]

[alexandralyman]

“Getting married to Emma Swan”

Colin O’donoghue, answering what the defining moment for his character is.

[arianagrandre]

So, okay. I don’t wanna be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, c'mon, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants, and take their greasy hair—ew!—and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so!

Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

[davids-harbour]

[jonahsimms]

#raymond holt is the role model we all deserve

[positronicpussy]

WHAT

[odin-n-out]

[hook-and-hope]

[catchymemes]

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

[woyaogaoxing]

When Anyone says it’s not possible to keep big cities clean I’m just show them this. Japan is one of the most densely populated countries don’t gimme that bs

[thursdays-at-the-coffeeshop]

A list of sweet sounds.

The soft laughter of friends gathered around a crackling fire.

Leaves skittering along the sidewalk.

Any rain, anywhere.

Coffee percolating.

A far-off train in the nighttime.

Knitting needles clicking.

Ice cubes clinking into a glass in the summertime.

A lawnmower in the distance on a Saturday morning.

Waves crashing into the shore.

The silence of a snowfall.

[danielkaluuya]

[spideyjlaw]

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

[whatagrump]

drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

[whatshouldntbe]

I went into this video skeptical but y’all right

[phoebebuffay]

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[itsfantasticallyhomoerotic]

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

[peri-space-dorito]

IM SAVING THIS IN MY FUCKKING QUEUE AND EVERY FUCKING NOVEMBER AT 12:00 AM IM FUCKING POSTING THIS

[arctizii]

this is so precious