Anti Captain Swan

So, this is a blog where I just reblog Anti CS and Anti Hook in general, because the relationship is super abusive and I really just need somewhere to put all my misery that there are people out there who ship it.

[ghgirluniverse-deactivated20180]

S1 Emma: Will go to great lengths to make sure two orphans are reunited with their father.

S6 Emma: Will literally abandon endangered children so that she can be with Hook.

Me: When your main heroine doesn’t change for the better, then you’re a BAD WRITER!

[captainswanistoxic]

Wtf is going on lol

[anniemunchkins]

Emma Swan: first scene and last scene.

[anniemunchkins]

I will never understand the C$ers who say that Emma today looks her happiest and healthiest. Ship or no ship, it’s undeniably obvious that Emma hasn’t been herself in a long time and it shows in her hair, clothing, how she talks, and how she carries herself.

[celticheartedfangirl]

I’m still trying to process this . . .

When Emma was going through Hook’s shit to throw it away, here is what she found:

The telescope he used to spy on her 

An empty bottle of booze (just ONE?????)

A box full of all of his murder trinkets – you know, the stuff he lifted off of the corpses of the hundreds of people he killed

The only thing missing was an ACTUAL red flag.

But what is truly bothersome is the writers WROTE that scene to be bittersweet … … like, having that shit is normal and perfectly okay and kind of adorable actually that he hangs onto his mementos of crime and debauchery … . nope, nothing problematic here at all!  

[jelloandsugar]

OUAT WAS OFICIALLY CANCELLED

[theswanmillsfamilysingers]

It feels a bit like I just signed the divorce papers of a marriage that’s been over for years but was once a happy and significant part of my life. I just hope that one day I can look back on OUAT and love what it was in the beginning instead of feeling angry about what it became.

[swanqueen-is-the-story]

How to revive a dead ass show: a hypothesis

Step 1: Give your hero the most atrocious exit on her own show ever. EVER.

Step 2: Drop some heavy hints on the show that she’ll come back but let PR make it seem impossible

Step 3: Have the actress drop a bunch of hints that have to make every fan at least wonder if she’s coming back… I mean…. SERIOUSLY?! She even foreshadowed her being blonde a few days prior. FORESHADOWING, PEOPLE, IT IS A THING!

Step 4: Bring her the fuck back, make a big fuss about it

Everyone paying attention? Good.

Now let her character come out and declare her undying love for her son’s mom already. It’s not that fucking hard.

Step 5: Get all the awards.

It’s the ONLY WAY. 

You’re welcome.

[onceuponaforbiddenfruit]

One of the things that bother me the most about OUAT is that Regina spent six seasons redeeming herself with great effort. Meanwhile, Captain Guyliner did one half-good thing and was like “totally redeemed; so redeemed I even deserve True Love”. And then he spent 4 seasons going back and forth from evil to “I’m supposed to be good because the writers want me to date Emma”.

I can’t even…

[swanqueen-author]

I woke up to new feedback on my story.. Happy and curious, opened the browser and then this:

Still harassing swan queen writers, art should be left untouched! I hate cs with all my heart, but I’d never even dare, to disrespect someone else’s art. I really believe in karma, and I hope it serves them right!

[filthy-rat]

when your notp is the most popular ship in the fandom so no one tags it and it’s fucking everywhere

[freifraufischer]

(x)

And Leanne sweeps in to be creepy.  You know we tell other fans not to tag actors in this kind of thing.

[everythingursa]

*big stretch* ahh what a glorious afternoon, and my day just got a little brighter when I remembered that Emma Swan and Killian Jones never shared TLK 😂

[swanqueen-author]

Emma - a far cry from happy ending.

Emma being in SB without Snowing, Henry and Regina is far from a happy ending.

Psychologically they made her cut ties with everyone around her except for hook.

Which means they isolated her. A common trait of very abusive relationships.

Now I am torn between thinking that A&E are just stupid and think it’s romantic or….

That they’re purely evil, for brain washing some of the audience into thinking it’s romantic and love.

Because it’s not….

It’s cruel, toxic and so wrong.

Not to mention, that technically she never found True Love. (it’s never been confirmed, I’ll say this until the day I die.)

I truly hope ouat gets canceled.

[anonymousnerdgirl]

FUCKING THIS!!!!

Thank you @enchantedblackforest

[redqueenofdragons-deactivated20]

I’m so happy, no more Captain Swan ever again!

I can now watch the show in peace now.

[captainswanistoxic]

Hook: You know, you've got to stop sending me these mixed messages.

Emma: "I don't like you" and "go away" are not mixed messages.

[sleepilyasthelethe-blog]

not to be dramatic but that ouat promo pic of emma holding hook’s hook legggit sent a shiver up my spine lmao also seen a post sayin p much what’s the point in her comin back for one (1) ep if she doesn’t have a kid with him hahaha whoops my soul clipped through the ceiling into the astral plane

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