my hidden closest

collection of 18+ things I enjoy

[captainteemo22]

Despite the name, I intend on this being 18+ for me to hide away my dirty likings

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[captainteemo22]

Captain Teemo grins slightly, “Not a problem, and now sounds good”. With a slight turn Teemo follows Shen to the forest that he spoke of, and looks around. “A lot of what I learned, I learned a long time ago at the academy, but I’ve worked on it since then,” he said with a slight glance at Shen. Teemo pauses, as he starts to ponder. “I guess a key thing that I grew up with, was that when you’re a yordle, you’ll find a lot of things are larger then you, and if they’re from the jungle, they’ll also want to eat you, so its best to hide and attack, then to be in the middle of an open field and attack,” Teemo said, trying to remember his training. “I however have also learned that one can be stealthy in a rather open space, and still be hidden,” he said with a slight grin. 

“To be in an open field is not something that is taught within the order as well. The rules of engagement for the Kinkou is to attack in stealth and die in stealth. Though it is slightly different for me, considering I have been trained to take fatal blows, I am skilled in stealth but my style is almost as a warrior if faced with a strong adversary. For example with Sir Garen, if I were to duel him, I would fight him honorably as a warrior and stand my ground, eye to eye. If it is someone such as Talon, I would take the stealthy approach. Subdue him within the shadows that he resides himself in as well.” As they were exiting the Institutes gardens, they were beginning to be surrounded by large trees and knee-length tall grass.

I however have also learned that one can be stealthy in a rather open space, and still be hidden

“Mm. I believe you are referring to your ‘passive’ within the rift? I would understand why you are to be dubbed one of the best in stealth. Of course, with someone as large as I, I do not believe it will be something easy to learn.” As they continued walking into the forest, Shen was looking for the opening he had always trained in secret. The moon at night would always shine down upon the opening with is luminescent rays. But since it was the afternoon, the ninja was expecting a bright ray of sunshine peering down and showcasing the flat area.

Teemo pauses at seeing the open area. "Yes, my passive is what's earned me my title when it comes to my stealth, and I have watched as the enemy has run past me allowing me to either survive when I'm low, or to surprise from behind while my allies attack the front," Teemo said as they entered the grass, which may have been at Shen's knees, but closer to Teemo's chest, if not tickling his chin.  "I don't have the luxury of being trained to take many hits. That's why I have had to perfect my stealth over the years to avoid being hit and secure my own destruction," Teemo said with a grin. "Part of my stealth I would argue is because of my size but because though while the enemy may be searching for me, they may also expect me to keep running or to keep moving. They don't expect me to stand still and to fade into the background while they pass. It's easier to pass by a still target then it is a still one," Teemo said glancing at Shen.  "Stealth can also be a matter of not going after the killing shot right away but rather, adding to damage, over and over, and keeping on the move. If you attack while hidden once, and then do so again from the same spot, then the enemy will have an easier time picking apart your stealth. Teemo stopped when he reached the sunny grove, and looked around, and glancing at the trees above, and around them. Thinking that this was a quiet, and beautiful spot.

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[captainteemo22]

“That is why we will go out into those specific areas. There is a forest not far from here. I believe it will prove to be sufficient. If you are free at the moment, I am willing to go with you now.” Shen bows to Teemo once again. “I must thank you in advance, Captain Teemo, for taking me in as a temporary student. Though I have knowledge in the art of stealth already, I know you might have a different technique for me to learn.”

Captain Teemo grins slightly, "Not a problem, and now sounds good". With a slight turn Teemo follows Shen to the forest that he spoke of, and looks around. "A lot of what I learned, I learned a long time ago at the academy, but I've worked on it since then," he said with a slight glance at Shen. Teemo pauses, as he starts to ponder. "I guess a key thing that I grew up with, was that when you're a yordle, you'll find a lot of things are larger then you, and if they're from the jungle, they'll also want to eat you, so its best to hide and attack, then to be in the middle of an open field and attack," Teemo said, trying to remember his training. "I however have also learned that one can be stealthy in a rather open space, and still be hidden," he said with a slight grin. 

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“I am to do battle with Zed these coming days.” Shen said sternly. “I have been training myself with other champions to better my skill. I have confidence in my stealth but you seem to be in high regards for that field as well.” Teemo was swift and deadly. Mostly the reason many despise the little thing is due to fights within the Rift. Shen held no ill will to the captain. If anything, he had respected him to be one of the main representations to Bandle City. “I believe that you can teach me to scout and hide myself within the shadows far more efficiently than what I know already know.”

[captainteemo22]

"Hmm," Teemo pondered. "I'm willing to try, though I can't say that I'll be a good teacher," Teemo said with a sad grin. "Where do you suggest we go for me to try and teach you though? The normal training area doesn't exactly provide brush, or the jungle type environment you may be in for your fight," Teemo said, eyes seeming distance as he tries to think of different areas where training may be possible. 

[captainteemo22]

"Captian Teemo," Shen had appeared behind the yordle with his silent steps. "You are well regarded for your speed and stealth. I was hoping that you would assist me." Shen bowed to the yordle, hoping that he can gain any knowledge to the captains ability in stealth.

Captain Teemo turns slightly with a slight turn to suddenly see the ninja Shen behind him. "Oh, How so?" asked the small Teemo, looking at Shen with a slight tilt of his head. He wasn't used to being bowed to, or being asked to assist people. Most champions preferred hunting him, rather then asking for his help. 

[yordles]

teemo and thresh by ~ipgae

[captainteemo22]

Teemo pales slightly. "This sadly has occurred more times then I care to mention...or remember," he says with a sad shake of his head. 

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  Teemo grins at the armored champion. “Hey Rammus, How are you? , , , I was just practicing before the next mission…that is if there is one that is.” Teemo said with a slight grin. 

[rammusarmordillo]

“Well that’s always good. Always out at Piltover’s tracks practicing my powerball. Gotta keep them skills up!’ Rammus said, grinning.

“Say kiddo. How’re you doing? haven’t seen you around recently. Wondering where ya been. You been hearing anything about all the crazy stuff happening?”

[captainteemo22]

Teemo shakes his head slightly. "Not really," he began, "most people around here just walk past me without a word". He looks down slightly then back to Rammus with a slight grin. " my guess is because I'm small...or because I blend in so well and my training is that good. That's what I like to believe at least," he said with a sad smile. "What about you, have you heard anything in particular?" he asked with a small tilt to his head. 

[captainteemo22]

Teemo resided in the shooting range with his blow pipe and mock darts, not wishing to spoil his poisoned darts on fake targets. He stood still and then in quick succession fired three darts into three different targets. The darts stuck to the targets maybe not in the center but deeply with a solid wack from each. Teemo sighs at his work then moves, and collects the darts making a mental note as to where each had been at, then goes back to his firing spot when a noise came from the door. Teemo turns his head to see who was approaching. “Hello?” Teemo asked.  

[rammusarmordillo]

“Hey there kiddo.” Rammus said, waving with one hand, holding an unpeeled banana in the other. “Just heard that familiar noise of darts being shot and figured I’d mosey in.”

[captainteemo22]

Teemo grins at the armored champion. "Hey Rammus, How are you? , , , I was just practicing before the next mission...that is if there is one that is." Teemo said with a slight grin. 

[captainteemo22]

Teemo resided in the shooting range with his blow pipe and mock darts, not wishing to spoil his poisoned darts on fake targets. He stood still and then in quick succession fired three darts into three different targets. The darts stuck to the targets maybe not in the center but deeply with a solid wack from each. Teemo sighs at his work then moves, and collects the darts making a mental note as to where each had been at, then goes back to his firing spot when a noise came from the door. Teemo turns his head to see who was approaching. "Hello?" Teemo asked.  

[captainteemo22]

Teemo walked down the hallway, twirling his blow pipe as he did. Not much had happened in the last few days and he was feeling a little bored. Years in the Jungle left Teemo with a need to always be active, and the current lack of activity was starting to ware on his sanity. "What to do, What to do," Teemo murmured as he walks along, not really paying attention to where he went.  

[captainteemo22]

Lulu nodded happily. “Sounds good to me, fluffy! Ready when you are!” She went over to a drawer and pulled out a dark purple stone, dropping it into the pocket on her dress. “That’ll help increase the power of my speedy boost! Meet ya outside, fluffy! Unless ya wanna travel in the house while I zoom us to the campground?” She looked at Teemo with one brow arched upward in question.

((ooc: omg i’m sooo sorry it’s taken me so long to respond! i’ve been getting swamped with work, so all i wanna do in my free time is sleep!!))

Teemo grins but heads outside in order to run along side the little witch. "I prefer to run as well. I don't want to come across as lazy" he says with a small chuckle. Taking a moment though he does take a moment to stretch, and to tie is blow-pipe to his pack rather then worry about having to keep hold of it while running. Watching at Lulu shrinks her house once again and stows it in her own pack, he takes her hand and starts the run. "Come on, Lulu".  (((ooc: it's fine. I know those days...or weeks as they come. :) )))

[inkinesss]

Got a note ask about can I draw Sona and Thresh together, ta-daa!

[captainteemo22]

Teemo glances at the image and pauses and says "Not sure I feel completely safe in this". O_o

[captainteemo22]

Lulu made her way slowly to the kitchen, dragging her staff along behind her, her ears and hat drooping from the sleep. She yawned as she opened the small fridge and grabbed a bottle of something purple. Opening it, she drank it quickly. When she finished, her ears and hat were back up to full length, and she stretched, smiling widely.

“Well, heya, fluffy! Sleep good, huh? Whatcha doin’?” She bounded over to Teemo and glanced over his shoulder at the map on the table.

Teemo glances at the little witch as she walks in and pauses when he see's yet again the item she consumes is purple. Maybe the fact that everything she eats and drinks is the reason she's so hyper Teemo thought to himself. Her question though brings him back to reality, and he looks back to the map. " I was just finding out exactly where we were. Based on what I can find, we're actually closed then what I originally though. We should be able to reach Kalamanda by this evening if not sooner if we can really get the most of our abilities," he said with a grin. 

[captainteemo22]

"Who is the fastest, I wonder, little vermin?" He clanks the butt of his spear to the floor. "With my natural speed and my Devastating Charge, can you match up to the shadow?" He laughed ominously.

"Hmm" Teemo pondered. "Sadly I can't say much again that...though, some vermin have been known to carry poison when they just can't quite make it out of a situation with speed" Teemo said with a small grin, not overly intimated by the ghostly centaur. 

[zac-the-secret-weapon-blog]

If only you knew how many yordles I’ve lost in my goo after a good ole fashioned squashin’ time! Because I sure don’t.

[captainteemo22]

Teemo glances at him slightly before taking a step to the left, not wanting to join one of those lost. “Um, If that was the case…wouldn’t you see the skeletons floating around still?” he asked. 

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Zac smirked to himself, “Gravity will take its toll eventually, hell, they probably just fall out every once in a while.” Quickly noticing that the yordle was taking his joke seriously, Zac lost his smirk and he lowered himself to look Teemo eye-to-eye. “Don’t be afraid lil’ guy. I’m no bully.” Zac had always been the one to stand up to ‘bullies’ throughout his life, and he had no plans on becoming one himself, regardless of how powerful he could become as he continued to grow.

[captainteemo22]

Teemo grins slightly, was only taking his comment half heartily if that. "Wasn't saying you were," Teemo said with a grin and slight salute. 

[zac-the-secret-weapon-blog]

If only you knew how many yordles I’ve lost in my goo after a good ole fashioned squashin’ time! Because I sure don’t.

[captainteemo22]

Teemo glances at him slightly before taking a step to the left, not wanting to join one of those lost. "Um, If that was the case...wouldn't you see the skeletons floating around still?" he asked. 

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Teemo yawns as well when they finally begin to slow. Looking around like Lulu asks he finds a spot just off the trail and slightly hidden that would be big enough for her house, with no tulips in sight. “Here’s a spot Lulu…only flowers I can see are Daisies and some Dandelions,” he said waving over the little witch, nearly ready to collapse from exhaustion. 

Lulu nodded. “Perfect!” She went over, set her house down, and cast her grow spell on it. When the house was full size, she opened the door and went inside, waiting for Teemo to follow her. “First, food!” She used her spells to create a meal for them, everything having a purple tint to it. “Enjoy, fluffy!” Lulu happily ate her food, yawning loudly as the finished her meal. “Alright, bed time! Luckily this doll house came with a bunch of little rooms, so you’ll get a room for yourself! It’s all purple though, because I love purple, so ya gotta deal with that. Anyway, I’m going to sleep now. See ya in the morning, fluffy!”

Lulu went up to the room she used for herself and fell on the bed, falling asleep quickly.

Teemo yawns widely while following Lulu into the house, not bothering to question any of her magic anymore, or her obsession with purple for that matter. He too eats, and finishes quickly, "Food was good Lulu," he said while rubbing his eyes. He stretches slightly as he wanders to one of the rooms she spoke of, and collapses on the bed, most likely falling asleep in the process of falling.  Come the following morning at the rise of dawn, Teemo is awake and at the table looking over the map he has of the region and of their destination, trying to gauge where they'll go once there, and how much longer it'll take. "We passed by this river, and that rock, and we came to that fork yesterday just before 6 or so..." Teemo muttered to himself while trying to find their location on the map so as to place their spot on the map more exactly then guessing. He wanted to be on the road again, but he dared not wake the little witch and invoke the wrath of Lulu and be turned into a cat.