Captain Bitch

Captain Torture, Captain Bitch, I am the captain of many things.

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Getting a notification that Critikal uploaded a new video, call that a moisture update.

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Can’t stop thinking about cool it would be if Kratos was a DLC character for a Mortal Kombat game.

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Now specifically picturing God Of War (2018)/God Of War Ragnarok Kratos being in Mortal Kombat 11 or whatever Mortal Kombat 12 will look like eventually.

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Can’t stop thinking about cool it would be if Kratos was a DLC character for a Mortal Kombat game.

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she going postal on my dude till I redux

[gwebby]

drawing glep with an energy sword felt like the right thing to do

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Personal headcanon that Glep bought Halo Infinite and was disappointed and angry and then threw his copy against the wall while speaking his iconic Glep speak.

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Why does every fulfilling pass time that actually makes me feel like I’ve done something cost money? I’m trying to fill a void and save up money here.

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And why can’t I go more than a couple days without doing something that makes me feel fulfilled without also feeling like I’m the incarnation of laziness and leeching.

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Why does every fulfilling pass time that actually makes me feel like I’ve done something cost money? I’m trying to fill a void and save up money here.

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Summoning a skinwalker so they can get me free weed (they live in the forest and therefore are close to growing places)

[prometheus-adam]

ok but since Glep’s wife is named Marge Simpson I think we need to acknowledge the real possibility that Glep’s last name is Simpson

[captaintorture]

Im glad someone finally said it