I be on that phone

Hey I'm Sam (She or They pronouns) and I'm also @captainzappy everywhere!

[10soup]

[crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de]

ok ONE PERSON is allowed to do an april fool’s prank and that’s IT

[crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de]

oh there’s been a development

[desertpups]

another quality twitter like Andrew.

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

@luminouso

[androidboy]

@gavinstrick

[spidersvise]

Y’all I’m losing my goddamn mind look who was a precinct captain at the NV caucus today.

[blowingmynose-deactivated201605]

[xbox-nun]

I was so fucking torn between these two answers

[suppermariobroth]

Left: since its founding, the National Videogame Museum in Frisco, Texas contained this Mario statue in the entrance area.

Right: however, in January 2020, it was demolished and replaced with a larger sculpture depicting not only Mario, but also other famous video game characters. Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Small Findings | Source: see bottom of image

[macarbe]

[covid-69]

original character do not steal

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

The challenge is to fuck up the emblem as much as possible without breaking these rules

[circusheart]

the addition of new images was never forbidden

the movement without stretching or rotation of existing elements was never forbidden

the deletion of elements was never forbidden

[angelicguy]

if you could condense pete buttigieg supporters into a sentence it would be this one

[p-money-on-tha-mic]

[faygo]

The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

[etct-deactivated20240208]

is this like satire or did you guys actually live this

[wannabe-davis]

Bro I hate texting straight people

[octaviaomega]

finally made my own contribution

[octaviaomega]

Steve himself liked this on Instagram and i love it so much

[brandysmellville-deactivated202]

being on tumblr in 2020 is like being a former samurai in the meiji period

[yoshis-moved]

[fuxray]

[real-clydesdale-deactivated2020]

I can’t believe it whenever I see all of these literal babies on their own smartphones and Apple tablets. When I was their age the only thing I would play with was an old goose beanie baby I dubbed Stinky Beak. He was deformed and I hated him and I tried to drown him several times.

[severalowls]

Not to sound like a French orphan from the 1700s but as a 5yo I had a stale baguette end which was shaped slightly like a bird head. I called it goosey-duck and I loved it very much until I accidentally left it out in the rain and it drowned.

OP I think you’re my cosmic opposite and we need to duel or something.

[real-clydesdale-deactivated2020]

This is like the beginning of Us