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this is a thought

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this is even more thoughts

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RARE HISTORIC PHOTOS WE MIGHT HAVEN’T YET SEEN

An Exotic Dancer Demonstrates That Her Underwear Was Too Large To Have Exposed Herself, After Undercover Police Officers Arrested Her In Florida

Dorothy Counts – The First Black Girl To Attend An All-White School In The United States – Being Teased And Taunted By Her White Male Peers At Charlotte’s Harry Harding High School, 1957

Austrian Boy Receives New Shoes During WWII

Jewish Prisoners After Being Liberated From A Death Train, 1945

The Graves Of A Catholic Woman And Her Protestant Husband, Holland, 1888

A Lone Man Refusing To Do The Nazi Salute, 1936

Job Hunting In 1930’s

German Soldiers React To Footage Of Concentration Camps, 1945

Residents Of West Berlin Show Children To Their Grandparents Who Reside On The Eastern Side, 1961

Acrobats Balance On Top Of The Empire State Building, 1934

Mafia Boss Joe Masseria Lays Dead On A Brooklyn Restaurant Floor Holding The Ace Of Spades, 1931

Lesbian Couple At Le Monocle, Paris, 1932

The Most Beautiful Suicide – Evelyn Mchale Leapt To Her Death From The Empire State Building, 1947

The Remains Of The Astronaut Vladimir Komarov, A Man Who Fell From Space, 1967

Race Organizers Attempt To Stop Kathrine Switzer From Competing In The Boston Marathon. She Became The First Woman To Finish The Race, 1967

Harold Whittles Hearing Sound For The First Time, 1974

Nikola Tesla Sitting In His Laboratory With His “Magnifying Transmitter” more

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Visit Original Link

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MOTHER OF GOD

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ARE YOU FUCKIN

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OH GOD ITS BACK

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DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

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YESSSSSSSSSSS

[thinkbrit]

Laughed till I was tearing up. Oh man. My stomach hurts. Just listen. Please.

[probabilitiesofcircumstance]

I had no idea what to expect.  This is exactly what I needed tonight.

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[skellyscoo]

When the beat of a song is good, but the lyrics are trash:

[stop-ddlg-please]

Say it with me kids:

Anon is for shy people and people without blogs. Anon is not for you to send disgusting messages and hate without any consequences.

[thecrazytowncomics]

Anxiety

[thebibliosphere]

Ridiculously Easy.

“Ridiculously easy buttermilk biscuits!” You click the link. It’s a novella about finding inner peace in suburbia. You never knew you were disturbed till now.

“Ridiculously easy green beans!” You click the link, there are twelve ingredients. None of them are green beans.

“Ridiculously easy salted pistachio caramel latte coffee cake in three easy steps!” You click the link. There are twelve steps. 

“Ridiculously easy marshmallow fondant!“ You click the link. It’s another novella about suburbia, this time about the dangers of feeding chemicals to your children. You wonder when you acquired these children and worry about their eyes. They are too bright, too happy, too shining…

“Ridiculously easy evaporated milk custard!*” *Must own own cow.

“Ridiculously easy shortcake in 12 steps!” You click the link. There are no steps.

“Ridiculously easy, easy to make, easy in three minutes, easy!” It doesn’t tell you what you’re making but you’re pretty certain it shouldn’t be hissing.

“Ridiculously easy,” the article reads, “easy, it’s so easy, easy” you hear laughing. Your face hurts why does your face hurt?

“It’s so easy,” you tell you friends, your smile is not your own. You can feel your teeth growing, “so easy, you’ll hardly feel a thing!”

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clickbait cooking gothic

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i love this

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life is hard

[friendlyfrankenstein]

sometimes it feels pathetic to measure my achievements on such small scales, from week to week, from day to day. but then sometimes i really am proud, and see how much im improving. 

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Chel from Road to El Dorado

https://www.facebook.com/Junsuicosplay

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SCREAMSTOTHEHEAVENSCAUSETHISISPERFECT

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im in love

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what does this mean

[institute-for-thermal-research]

Homophobia is bad

[emmersdrawberry]

so this whole spiel was a really baffling time in television and it just kinda fell off the map? it was all over the news and then it just disappeared from one day to the next and like no one under 20 seems to remember or have heard anything about it, this huge media scandal over a kids show character.

if you weren’t old enough to get dragged into conversations about this, what happened was a bunch of hyper conservative parents got their panties in a twist about how one of the teletubbies (that jovial purple hanger up there) had a big plastic purse it carried around and well…used? as a bag? like purses are used for? and that was bad. because some of them are BOY teletubbies, purple dude included. 

so some dudebro wrote a huge news article about how this red bag carrying gremlin creature was a ‘homosexual role model’ (for real) and suggested this particular fellow was a ‘covert homosexual icon’ (really real things being said here) citing his purple color in relation to the gay pride colors and that the gay pride symbol is a triangle much like that dopey little handle bar on his dopey little head (a serious thought being said out loud for real)

it even went so far that an ‘investigation’ (spooky) was done with a child psychologist who probably told everyone to shut up and go home

1999 was a wild time 

[bogleech]

never forget that an ability to even HEADCANON a children’s character as gay was a source of moral panic in mainstream media just 17 years ago

[thursday]

has anyone else ever looked back at a friendship with someone from the internet and thought to themselves that i’m so glad i decided to befriend them because they make me so happy

[bogleech]

We stopped for gas way out in the Wyoming deserts and saw this abandoned restaurant

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This 16-year-old created an app so no one will eat lunch alone - WTF fun facts

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