brett devereaux.

brenton "brett" devereaux. eighteen. ilvermorny eighth year. horned serpent. debate team & quittitch captain. **not affiliated with jordan fisher.**

[chaoticthunderbird]

If you play among us, hit me up.  @mygameisbetterthanyours and I tore up that game last night.  

[chaoticthunderbird]

Blind to your sisters antics as always I see.  That’s fine.  I don’t give a fuck anyways.  

[jaqueofalltrades]

[captianbrett]

jaqueofalltrades​:

i’m sure you would like that. but again, it’s all a package deal. maybe you should fix your…well, you’re everything? then maybe i’d consider it, hot stuff

you’ve got a nice ass jackie. too bad it’s ruined by your words. and my everything is just fine thanks. that’s why i’m captain right?

[jaqueofalltrades]

[captianbrett]

jaqueofalltrades​:

i know, but you don’t get to pick and choose. you get both, or you get none

oh don’t get me wrong jackie. i’d love to see you’re mouth . . . open. just not when nonsess is coming out of it. maybe you should fix that.

[jaqueofalltrades]

[captianbrett]

jaqueofalltrades​:

new pic, more blonde, having the time of my life 

would you look at that? you’re kind of a babe when you don’t run your mouth.

[captianbrett]

how come everytime we have a school event, one of yall has to get dramatic and make a whole scene about it. can we not just have something nice for once?

[jaqueofalltrades]

[captianbrett]

jaqueofalltrades​:

maybe be more specific next time, cap’t. besides, it makes sense why they’d give it to you. 8th year and all. it’s a pity give.

aweh, i like that word out of your mouth, captain. something you won’t here from me. babe, if you were good enough, you would’ve made captain last year. accept it.

[jaqueofalltrades]

[captianbrett]

jaqueofalltrades​:

If you’re talking about my brother, don’t. 

jeez jackie. no matter what you girls say about me i’m not that big an asshole. i MEANT me beating you out for captain. still moapy about it?

[jaqueofalltrades]

[captianbrett]

jaqueofalltrades​:

brett, i’m doing so great, so glad to be back, thanks for asking! 

hmmmm building houses “and shit”. sounds very wholesome of you. after what happened last year, i’m a little surprised to see you here.

[jaqueofalltrades]

[captianbrett]

jaqueofalltrades​:

@izzacasper all done and on my way down

jackie hey. skipped out on the last few practices. where ya been?

[captianbrett]

never been a “suit up” kind of guy but this’ll do.

[captianbrett]

minnowandabook​:

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over how distracting I am.  

guess you’re still hung up on it.

[captianbrett]

chaoticthunderbird​:

That reasoning makes zero sense  I can’t say I didn’t expect a response like that, though.  

the only one who makes zero sense is you. im not answering a childish question.

[captianbrett]

minnowandabook​:

you’ll find he sucks even without his “distraction”

don’t make this a thing gwen, i thought you were over it?

[captianbrett]

chaoticthunderbird​:

is it stupid because you can’t do it or because you’d never stop and ask that question yourself?

stupid because it’s not a real question. and it came from you.

[captianbrett]

chasing-stellarstella​:

i hope for your sake those distractions aren’t distractions any more. give us a challenge this year

okay chihuahua, bring it. this year i’m all in.

[captianbrett]

ray-thediscospider​:

Stella, come on.  Brett is a really good player and captain and you know it.  Let’s save the rivalry for the field.

i can handle her man, it’s all fine. she’s like a chihuahua, all bark.

[captianbrett]

chasing-stellarstella​:

how cute, but calling me pretty won’t get you off easy. we’ll see how scary this bark is when we kick your ass, again

oh you think i should be scared? i had a lot of distraction last year, but this year i’m all in so you better watch it babe.