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EVERYONE, EVERY FUCKING DAY, when this FUCKING SOCIAL MASK is at last FUCKING REMOVED ! !

THE CATTLE WEAR PRADA ! 🐄👠👜

⬇ Click below (goes to Google) and then click on the red stiletto ! 👠

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When, instead of searching for a cure, you become way too chummy and comfortable with the demonic voices you hear !

SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF ! !

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AL POOCHINO:

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ! !"

︻╦╤── 💥Ra💥ta💥tata💥💥

SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF ! !

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CAT MOSS:

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ! !"

︻╦╤── 💥Ra💥ta💥tata💥💥

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When you knew, YOU KNEW, that your macho 💪 husband was FISHY 🐟 but not to the point of secretly trying on your fishnet stockings 🦵 and then sip strawberry syrup with a straw🥤🍓 while teabagging your fish bowl🏷️ω🐟 with Poker Face by Lady Gaga playing in the background ! WTF ! ! !

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Kermit🥴's One Thousand and First Night🐪 of LSD - PART 2 : THE COMEDOWN

Here's the DOOZY I was talking about the other day ! ⬇︎

When Adam Sandler reincarnates as a pooch !

Something went wrong; that wasn't the reincarnation he was shooting for!

When she says: "My dad gave me the go ahead, it's okay for Home Bas..."

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KERMIT's EPIC FAIL:

FOR A SOW this SNOUT OF YOURS is REMARKABL... WHE-WHERE ARE YOU GOING ? !

At first, the dowager demanded just the odd fist, and then it was two odd fists, and then she insisted on some toes to be thrown in too, and I was quite the contortionist ! But now, the dilation, oh boy, the dilation... Reminds me of my trip to Mammoth Cave in Kentucky ! 🦣

Get a grip, boy toy, get a FUCKING grip !

ALWAYS💲REMEMBER:

It's all for the inheritance, it's all for the dough !! 💵💵💵💵💵💵💵

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Kermit 🥴 on his One Thousand and First Night🐪 of LSD, REALLY on CLOUD 9️⃣ ☁️, reaching Shambhala☸️ JUST RIGHT NOW, by way of Burning Man🔥 and Goa🌴, also JUST RIGHT NOW: EVERYTHING SIMULTANEOUSLY ! ! 🌀😵‍💫🌀

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Look at him, mouth agape, you'd think he's happier than you will ever be:

The comedown, just like a Jack Daniel's 🥃 hangover, is gonna be a nasty DOOZY !!

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When you hit the roof cuz FIRST:

You don't want your obligatory morning veggies. 🥦🥬🥕

SECOND:

You don't wanna go to 🏫 school, especially wearing 👔🎓 an ugly-ass geeky uniform.

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And THIRD, and that's the last straw that made you blow a fuse:

Your 🥚 Tamagotchi is a goner🪦 and you can't even pass the buck since it's only because of FUCKING💢YOU and you know it ! ! 💢💢💢 ⚰️👾

When you wanna call her so so bad: it's mating season and stuff, but... she's not really foxy...

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When you're in PJs , ready to turn in, and as you enter your room there's Sasquatch in your bed, all set up for a good FUCK ! !

🚨 News Flash:

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An Indian dude ODed on Curry ! 🍛🍛🍛

There's a certain Eddie Murphy-like vibe about this pooch: imagine him with a gun 🔫 and you've got Beverly Hills Cop🛡; imagine him with a crown 👑 and Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo 🪄, you've got Coming to America. 🌍🪘🦁🌎 〽️🍟🍔🥤🍦

A dude being told by an angel

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that in fact he was conceived by the Holy Spirit, and therefore he doesn't really have a biological father.

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And the dude, holding a bowl of peanuts in one hand and fingering them with the other, is like "REALLY?",

taking the unexpected, supernatural news pretty fucking well, actually ! ! 🥜

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