captain hook

CAPTAIN HOOK; otherwise known as Killian Jones. Storybrooke's former town architect. resident alcoholic. captain of the jolly roger. enemy of pan. hell-bent on revenge. I have very little time for idle chit-chat, so unless you've got something important to say, please do carry on.

[captnkjones]

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[text] I couldn't fathom the thought of killing her. It was just too much for me.

[text] …Killing who?

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[text] I’ll text the boys and tell them not to come over. Felix can stay with one of them or something.

[text] Is that more acceptable?

[captnkjones]

[text] Brilliant. Six, then?

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[text] I couldn't fathom the thought of killing her. It was just too much for me.

[text] …Killing who?

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[text] I absolutely would have found you, had you been drunk.

[text] Jefferson? I thought…never mind I’m clearly out of date on my intel.

[text] What time would you like dinner? No Granny’s, I’m cooking.

[captnkjones]

[text] You probably would've. That is something I will not deny.

[text] I'm almost certain that even Jefferson doesn't know I'm here. He's quite a nice fellow, actually. I don't know why we didn't speak on more than one occasion when under the curse.

[text] The usual time, I suppose. At your place? I don't know if I have enough patience to deal with Felix and the others.

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[text] I couldn't fathom the thought of killing her. It was just too much for me.

[text] …Killing who?

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[text] Ugh. I give up.

[text] You win.

[text] Where the hell even were you?

[captnkjones]

[text] It seems the keen skills you've developed in tracking down drunks  and thieves aren't as great as you've implied.

[text] I'm currently located on Jefferson's back lawn, conveniently hiding behind some shrubbery.

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[text] I couldn't fathom the thought of killing her. It was just too much for me.

[text] …Killing who?

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[text] And if I do happen to find you, with keen skills that I have developed in tracking down drunks and thieves my entire life (one of which just so happens to be you), then you will owe me the rest of the night out on your boat. I get to drive.

[captnkjones]

[text] Deal.

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[text] I couldn't fathom the thought of killing her. It was just too much for me.

[text] …Killing who?

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[text] Perhaps. Name your terms, skipper.

[captnkjones]

[text] Alright. If you manage to spend your entire night trying to find me, only to fail miserably, you'll owe me tomorrow's dinner.

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[text] I couldn't fathom the thought of killing her. It was just too much for me.

[text] …Killing who?

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[text] Only if there’s something in it for me, should I win.

[captnkjones]

[text] Perhaps. And what if I win?

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[text] I couldn't fathom the thought of killing her. It was just too much for me.

[text] …Killing who?

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[text] Is that a challenge?

[captnkjones]

[text] If you wish to go out of your way.

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[text] I couldn't fathom the thought of killing her. It was just too much for me.

[text] …Killing who?

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[text] It’s tempting to hunt down the bar soap. :P

[captnkjones]

[text] To which I would say: Good luck finding me.

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[text] I couldn't fathom the thought of killing her. It was just too much for me.

[text] …Killing who?

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[text]  You are bloody impossible, you know that?

[captnkjones]

[text] It's amongst my most prominent traits, I've been told.

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[text] I couldn't fathom the thought of killing her. It was just too much for me.

[text] …Killing who?

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[text] I don’t understand why you are being so secretive then.

[text] Unless it’s someone close to me?

[captnkjones]

[text] I'm not being secretive. I just see no point in involving more people in my problems.

[text] The less you know, the better.

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[text] I couldn't fathom the thought of killing her. It was just too much for me.

[text] …Killing who?

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[text] Right. Of course not.

[captnkjones]

[text] It was a simple no. There is no one else. I assure you.

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[text] I couldn't fathom the thought of killing her. It was just too much for me.

[text] …Killing who?

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[text] …Is there someone I should know about?

[captnkjones]

[text] No.

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[text] I couldn't fathom the thought of killing her. It was just too much for me.

[text] …Killing who?

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[text] Still…You’ve never shown any hesitation in that sort of thing before.

[text] Killing who Killian?

[captnkjones]

[text] Someone who didn't deserve it.

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[text] I couldn't fathom the thought of killing her. It was just too much for me.

[text] …Killing who?

[captnkjones]

[text] That wasn't meant for you. Sorry.

[frommemetoyou]

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