funky

gags

[deceptipup]

bad news everyone

i exist

[popcultureinfatuation]

[ace]

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

[love-personal]

[setheverman]

you: uneducated, salty me: doctor, pepper

[namjoonsheaux]

Why is skincare ….., feminized

[casualpasta]

men weren’t supposed to have skin

[gifsboom]

[pinot-noire]

Friend: “Nah, I don’t have wifi”

[angel-hues]

[baracks444-deactivated20140919]

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

[sscreamss]

just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

Life isn’t always candy ! Sometimes it’s a mouthful of sand! You just have to keep putting things in your mouth!!!

[lost-in-666]

[shefalo-deactivated20150722]

me: *on the verge of tears* ok not that i care but, 

[car4melo]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[drowzylove-deactivated20180630]

my two moods are:

- glitter - death

[bob-belcher]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via fish_size)