look at that

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

there needs to be an update to this post that fits the post-2008 period because all his modern songs are like. I wasn't scared of dying for far too long. Stories filled with blood get told to feel alive. There's nothing you won't do when the vampire pulls you. And you're too far gone to question why.

[eternalgirlscout]

my personal favorites

[rosegoldlips]

totally iconic i cant believe one direction started the abbey road phenomenon i’m so proud of them

[trisarahtipsy]

I really hope people know that it was the Beatles who started this not One Direction!

[rosegoldlips]

the beatles? do you need an exterminator?

[trisarahtipsy]

Oh my it’s one of the most famous bands of all time. Do you know what I’m talking about?

[rosegoldlips]

if you google “exterminators near me” you can find a number to call tomorrow if you’re that worried about a pest problem, wow

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

[meanplastic]

when people tell me to go outside when im depressed

[luststricken]

every villanelle outfit [2/?]

custom dyed chloé blouse, denim shorts + dr. martens

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

[spectrometrie]

they’re talking to each other

[sportmuscles]

i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

[sportmuscles]

i read it wrong this isnt true 

[somecutething]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Oh, for me?? THANK YOU!”

[drtanner]

Christ, I fucking love dogs.

[munchflower]

This is so pure

[sophies-sideshow-deactivated201]

This is a well behaved dog.  He’s so gentle and calm about it until he puts it down and then he goes apeshit.  I love it.  Good on you, pupper.

[kitschyliving]

[the-conquest-of-shred]

2018 mood board

[the-conquest-of-shred]

2019 mood board

[the-conquest-of-shred]

2020 mood board

[futurist]

you sure are

[clowncrime-deactivated20201102]

[bakuraryxu]

oh my god i didnt know there was a sequel image

[everythingfox]

Peak performance

[moonian-drawings]

looks like a little mochi <3

[everythingfox]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[wooferdill]

[raideo]

[starshinebeaches]

[horrorgay]

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

[scampthecorgi]

You’re the head of the team, Zero!