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official-boob-posts

I’ve literally never heard this hello?

Also are horses predators in Christianity??

wyrmicelli

whats everybody bringing to the tumblr potluck?!?

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Voting ended onJul 9, 2025

wyrmicelli

great work everyone!!!!

brian-kinney-apologist

everyone wake up, new gender just dropped

gremlinsminion

str-dusts

May I offer this humble contribution

thememedaddy

charl0ttan

genuinely is cracker barrel stupid

charl0ttan

chimaamla

'you know everything you love about this place? How it feels a rustic and simple and handmade and like childhood at a beloved older relative's house? Yeah we're gonna get rid of that and turn it into a college dining hall that was constructed and opened four years ago on a minimum budget and will close two years from now for fraud'

chimaamla

They got rid of the barrel and left the cracker

dailycatsblog

my-dailydreams

owlservice

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

ellohcee

The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"

And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!

ellohcee