will I get the fanfixes I need

she/they // millennial // bisexual // poly // autistic // iwtv & heated rivalry

[princessapri]

Oh they're fucking NASTY in the public restroom after this

[dykerightsmp3]

loumand interacting before anyone else............ haters get fucked i never lose

[lavenderprose]

To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.

[gremlinsminion]

when i find a fic author who is everything and the fight to not absolutely lovebomb them in the comments to their every work is so real

[soul-wanderer]

ngl, I'm absolutely loving the idea of Ilya, Luca and Shane being "caught" because either Ilya or Shane are seen kissing Luca somewhere in public, or some teammates catch them in the locker room.

The internet would absolutely explode with "I saw the captain kissing Luca Haas - is he cheating on his boyfriend?!" or "Shane Hollander kissing Luca Haas? Hard to believe! That man has only ever had eyes for Ilya!"

And if it was caught within their team, everyone would talk in hushed voices, one of them nervously asking "Do we need to...do we need to talk to them? Let Ilya/Shane know they're being cheated on with the rookie?" while neither of them actually wanted to be the one to bring it up.

But damn, the moment those rumours reached Ilya and Shane? Shane would be embarrassed either way, not because of Luca, but because of the ridiculous rumours. Luca, too, because he can't believe anyone would think he'd play with fire like that and be either Shane's or Ilya's secret affair.

But Ilya? Ilya?! Ohhh, ohhhh. He's having a field day with this. He's looking forward to breaking the news to everyone, because "noPe, not cheating, do not worry, Shane is the light of my life. No no no, you are WRONG, we are BOTH fucking him" with the most satisfied smirk ever. And also "What, you think Shane?!? would cheat? ON ME?! Absolutely not." and then he would walk over to both of his boyfriends and make a point to kiss both of them, on the mouth, in front of everyone and oh, oh, yeah. Yeah that makes more sense. Both Luca and Shane are faintly blushing and Ilya is grinning, and yup, two boyfriends, because Ilya fucking Rozanov is a fucking menace, but at the end of the day he will always be a hopeless lover boy as well

[antinfront]

I think I just realised I love Shane Hollander so much because his autism isn't something his loved ones have to overcome or get on with or work with, it's never even a problem in his relationships. Nobody is made into a saint because they put up with so much for him or whatever the fuck, they just love him because he's awesome. He's a leading man, a love interest, a captain, a best friend and beloved son, and all of this is believable. Nobody is acting like loving him is a chore just because he's different. I love you Shane Hollander let's be buds.

[gremlinsminion]

I haven't seen anyone explain what 'cottage' and 'jeep' mean in Russian. Not directly related to HR (maybe Jacob and Connor didn't know that), but anyway. The loan word 'cottage' (коттéдж) became widespread in Russian in early 90s when some people got their first real money and started building detached houses to get out of their miserable government-issued apartments. Those houses were pretty different from traditional village-style builds. Two- or even three-storied, much more spacious, modern-looking etc. To differentiate, we started calling them 'cottages', and no one knew that a cottage doesn't sound that cool in English.

As for 'jeep' (джип), it's been a common noun for a long time as well, meaning any SUV-type vehicle. So, when Ilya asked "Is this a jeep?", I wasn't surprised at all even thou he could clearly see the make when he approached Shane's car.

[therealrashid]

ilya being rachel reid’s lestat is like okay obviously. and shane springing castiel-like into the narrative bc she already gave scott a barista love interest is like okay i see what she’s done here. bottom pov romance because shane is a self-insert because rachel wants to fuck lestat, of course. we get it. AND THEN. the thing is is that jacob tierney is a gay man and he does not (necessarily?) need to bottom self insert. and therefore, suddenly, shane is so real. like that post about rachel having ilya say in the book that shane came “untouched” (fanfiction language) and jacob having him say “hands free” (gay porn language) like the show is an act of translation and in that act jacob AND HUDSON. created a shane that is so real. he is #ourshane forever

[gremlinsminion]

This weirdo who posted (and has since deleted the post) about Dallas Kent clearly was just seeking engagement, but. It made me realise why Role Model is my least favourite book. It because of the rape plotline. I don't want it anywhere, I DNF books because of it, I give movies 1 star, even tho it never happened to me bar a few close calls. So, if you saw me talking shit about Troy, it was just me rationalising 😖

[gremlinsminion]

two alphas calling each other "Alpha" in bed send post

[lesartistes]

[actuallysara]

Hudson Williams and Julia Garner on the set of Tyrant in Los Angeles (via backgrid_usa)

[gremlinsminion]

I'm doing this Meta boycott for the 13th and fuck it's hard. :( I didn't even realise how much time I'm spending on these three apps. I deleted the icons and my finger just keeps tapping the empty spaces. I'm not on X or Tiktok, and I abandoned Tumblr and Discord in favour of Threads several months ago and now I'm paying the price

[shanebug]

"chill out man i know you pollinate some lily"

"i dont!"

[semiconductiveshanehollander]

if shanebug was a real bug he would either be a lady bug (cute option) or a leaf katydid (fav option) but if ilya was a bug he’d be a loud as fuck grasshopper

[thatonekimgirl]

Ilya being deeply fuckstruck.

[bratboymolloy]

it’s like all the other characters in iwtv season 3 have their own stories except for armand who is stuck in a time loop and keeps waking up in that fuckass tile bathroom and having the same conversation in the park with daniel over and over again until he figures out how to break out of it.