flower child

@CaraDelevingne: heart eyes for you

[caraxmc]

“It was a patient, alright? I have patient confidentiality. You can’t solve violence with more violence.”

“Sorry, I usually don’t listen to the darker voice inside but I can’t help it. Are you going to sue me?”

[caraxmc]

“Do you not know me? I cannot shut up, it’s physically impossible for me to do so.” Harry laughed at her teasing. “Cara lara ding dong, teach me.” Harry said aloud his arms opening.

“I do know you very well, for your information.” Cara correctined him, laughing. “You can be quiet! See! Just like that!” She exclaimed, referring to him not speaking when she was. “Oh God, you poor child. We need to make an appointment with Anne and by that I mean I’m seeing her next week.”

[caraxmc]

Then I could take all credit for the turn of events.

I’m gonna go to that restaurant and take a boy with me and when those bread sticks come by, I’ll be the one proposing. 

[caraxmc]

“I would say yes, except I don’t think I’m as good in front of a camera as you are.”

“Lies, lies. I’m not that good, anyway, but yeah. I wouldn’t mind being a cute boy for a day.”

[caraxmc]

   She laughed at the silly statement. “Your eyebrows are definitely goals. My legs are okay, I guess.” Her eyes shifted downwards, something that she did when she felt unsure of herself, but they soon came back up as she laughed with the blonde. “Girl, yes! That sounds so good right now. The perfect treat to make this moment even better.”

“Oh hell no, your legs are amazing! I’m dying looking at them!” Cara eyed her legs and laughed, sincerely meaning it. “What’re we waiting for?” Cara said, stumbling, noticing the girl’s glance exchange with herself, linking their arms together anyways. “A Little ice cream and some humor from yours truly will make you feel better!”

[damnn-irwin-deactivated20160815]

If I worked in a restaurant on Valentine’s Day, I’d put a fake engagement ring on one breadstick each date. The look on the guy’s face would be all the entertainment I’d need.

[caraxmc]

What if the boy went along with it though?

[jamieriddle]

”I had the most bizarre day. Do you remember the movie Rugrats in Paris? Because my day was that weird and chaotic, except I had no excuse for my behavior because I’m not a two-year-old. Also, no excuse to be walking around with a gaping hole in the back of my jeans. I was walking around with my hoodie around my waist like a mom at Disney World to hide it. This day couldn’t get any worse, honestly. Wait, can I retract that statement? I’d rather not test fate.”

[caraxmc]

“Sounds to me like a fascinating day. I want one of those days! Let’s trade lives!”

[ijauregxi-blog]

“Staying awake for thirty-two consecutive hours may be the worst decision I’ve ever made.”

[caraxmc]

“What’s so horrific about it?”

[caraxmc]

louis thinks your pretty

Right back at him.

[caraxmc]

“No one you’d know.”

“Em, maybe you should tell me because the person who did that to you might be familiar with my friend who goes by the name ‘baseball bat.’”

[caraxmc]

Depends on the comfort and cheering up.

Were you looking for something specific or are you going to tell me what to do?

[caraxmc]

You want my name? Uh, I think I told you it’s Luke? that’s why we had the whole, you crushed on a Luke who liked this other girl?

I should’ve been more specific. I meant is there anything else I could call you besides that?

[caraxmc]

“Watch your mouth young lady.” Harry spoke sternly his hip popped out and staring daggers at Cara. He laughed at the girl’s introduction to his voice shaking his head, “Shut up!” He groaned rolling his eyes once again. “Are you telling me I need to go back to elementary school?”

Cara brought her fingers to her mouth to hide her on coming smile, not wanting to show him. “How dare you tell me to shut up. I command thou to shut himself up.” The blonde pouted, crossing her arms over her chest as she continued to tease. “Hush, my child. Cara will teach you all about the new system, love. You know no such thing.”

[caraxmc]

“I’m the epitome of innocent. I am innocent to the bone, you can just barely see angelic wings sprouting from the back of m– WAIT, you stole my chocolate? How..how could such a cruel person exist?” Austin rubbed the back of his neck. “Did you eat all of it?”

“You’re barely innocent, nobody at our age is.” Cara huffed, looking at him strangely. “It was lying there so I just took it. Ever heard of finder’s keepers’, losers’ weepers’?” She exclaimed, wondering if it would eat at him.

[caraxmc]

“I’ll take anything at this point really. So yeah it might.”

“Do you want me to take your temperature or did you take it already?”

[caraxmc]

“I just said I was…”

“Who did this to you?”

[caraxmc]

   She couldn’t help but laugh out loud at the other girl’s antics. “If anything, you’re very Romeo and I’m poor Juliet. But it’s okay because we’ve got the most epic love story of all time.” She nodded. “As everyone is saying these days, we are ‘totally goals!’” With a giggle and an arm wrapped around her friend, she cheered along with Cara. “Whoo! We should celebrate!”

“Regardless, we’re the ultimate love story known to mankind!” Cara shrieked, excitedly. “We are gols, more goals than my eyebrows and your legs! More goals than ice cream sundaes with cherries!” Cara laughed, cheering along. “Oh, can we have ice cream sundae with cherries then?!”