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fuck this is so late
broomquet jade and floyd!!
+ back when they were young merboys
andd mr + mrs leech :>
damnation
Warnings: Yandere stuff. Gender-neutral reader.
Summary: When you commit a crime, you receive a punishment. This is especially true in your society. No matter the crime, your punishment is the same: banishment. But to where you will be sent in exile and how miserable will it be? No one knows, because no one has ever returned.
IMPORTANT Note: The quiz is finally here! Well, the first half of it. If you’ve been keeping up with my announcements for the project, you may have noticed that a while back I spoke about separating the quiz into two, just because it’s so much content that I don’t want to overwhelm myself or my readers. Think of it as a test, just to see how people like it. For now there are only three results: Heartslabyul, Savanaclaw, and Octavinelle. The rest will be added later! Yes, the results are very long, which is why it took so long and will take longer for the other four dorms left. Right now, I will be leaving a link to the quiz. Please check it out if you can!
For those of you who take the quiz and can’t get a specific result you want or for those of you who do not want to take the quiz (please try it, I worked hard on it), I will be publishing the full results on my profile one by one with the answers needed to get them! However, I’ll do that maybe tomorrow, maybe in a few days, it depends. But anyways, here it is, the project I’ve been working on!
EDIT: Now includes Scarabia and Pomefiore! Enjoy!
Damnation!
random rant
vil deserves to be loved im sick of ppl shitting on him acting like he's a monster a terrible person this man has never known peace he was raised in front of cameras all his life he was never treated like a normal child he was never talked to as a normal child the only person to ever treat him his age was his fucking father who was constantly busy with his career and had to raise him alone people accuse this man of the foulest fucking things known to man "racist" "ableist" "elitist" "fatphobic" what the actual fuck is wrong with yall
and not to mention the terrible mischaracterization he suffers ppl act like he's narcissist a terrible person a sadist when he's one of the most caring characters in twst, he's not a fucking terrible housewarden like yall like to pretend he is, vil is STRICT but he is an amazing housewarden that cares a LOT about his students and that's why he goes to them PERSONALLY to make a specific routine that will help them be their best self and be healthy, i find it so funny how it only happens with vil too because riddle is just as strict if not even more and nobody ever dared say he's a bad housewarden WHICH DONT GET ME WRONG i also don't think riddle is a bad housewarden and im actually glad he doesn't get the shit vil gets for absolutely no reason in this fandom, i just think it's hilarious how many ppl hate vil and worship riddle when they are extremely similar in multiple ways
Guys, I need a fic where the MC allows Vil to act how he wants to without restraint for a little bit. He’s always had to watch himself it seems. Just based on the way he acted in Chapter 6 when he kissed Rook, Epel, and MC, it seems he does very much like physical affection.
Hi! Do you have any TWST friendship headcanons about the dormheads? They are definetely a chaotic friend group!
Also love your art! It's so pretty!!
OH ABSOLUTELY. First of all, Thank you so much!! THat makes me so happy to hear ;;v;; ONTO SHENANIGANS: A LOT if not pretty much all of this falls into non-canon-compliant territory, and I'm only partway through Book 5 so I could either totally guess soimething or completely mess something up, but here are my braincells
Vil and Leona: I LOVE these two. I think they have some of the most fantastic worstie to bestie potential. And in a weird way??? I think Vil is the kind of person Leona needs? Like, Vil can be a little too harsh, and in my personal opinion too much of a perfectionist (Not for the character tho, just if he was a real person xD As a character trait its 10/10 good writing) but the fact that he refuses to stop seeing the potential in Leona??? Thats something that I really think Leona NEEDS. People who are like "What are you talking about? You have the possibility to be so much if you just tried." Like that last part is harsh yeah, but I think Vil really has this... he has this Rook-like ability to believe in the potential of other people in a way that isn't actually as cynical as it comes across. If he learned to work more with Leona than against him, I actually think the two of them would have such a strong power duo potential.
Leona needs to see Vil for the Roses rather than the Thorns. He needs to see more of what Vil is SAYING, where he's coming from rather than just the words themselves. I think if Leona really comprehended how much Vil believed in him, like, ACTUALLY believed in him, i think he would be genuinely moved, genuinely shook and full of wonder that somebody saw so much potential in him, as so much more than being a failure or a freak.
However I think if they actually became friends Epel might have to take a week off for mourning because he could no longer go to Leona to escape the wrath of Vil xD
Idia and Malleus: Okay so starsending started me on this one, I think they would actually really vibe. Idia is an introverted Loner, he has a hard time with high energy people who make a lot of noise. Mallues CAN be a lot, but honestly he tends to... not be. Its more like the A Lot follows him. ei when he interacts with Yuu and essentially just ends up being a nerd. The specific image i've had in my head, is i feel like Idia could play animal crossing with Malleus watching him, and the two of them could vibe for H O U R S. Malleus would make the occasional comment or go on the occasional tangent, but he seems less like he needs people to engage with him sometimes, and sometimes just like he needs people to listen. And Idia isn't actually that bad at engaging with people!! He's got internet friends (lilia lol) which means he does know something about sustaining relationships and talking to people I also think that Malleus would probably find Idia's way of talking fascinating SLDFKJSDLGJSLDJG. As long as he wasn't mocked for not understanding, he'd probably find it downright interesting to listen to Idia explain internet memes from 2010 and talk about the history of Loss. I also think that Idia could really be a safe and quiet spot for malleus when things are hard. I feel like part of Malleus's frustrations, and why we see him run away from Sebek and Silver, despite both of them being family he obviously loves, is that, with the exception of Lilia, Both of them make a BIG DEAL out of things. Silver tends to be quieter and less explosive, but they both do. Sometimes I think Malleus just wants to be alone to process, or not be pestered or questioned. I think Idia could potentially be that safe and quiet spot where he's ready to listen, but not necessarily interested in making a big deal about it. If they became better friends he might not even ask, just offer quiet empathy.
Kalim and Leona: -Spoilers for Leona's Union bday card, since it hasn't released in English yet- OH BOY.... THESE TWO. First of all!!! ANother relationship that I think could do a lot of good for Leona??? Kalim doesn't really need him for anything, but he's a well of low expectation positivity, somebody who I can see dragging Leona out to do things, or even just, once in a while so honestly state the worth he sees in Leona that it causes Leona to stutter and pause. Like, Leona's union bday card mentioning that he'd have Kalim with him on a deserted Island cause people would come ot rescue Kalim....... O U CH??????? There's a running Narrative that Kalim doesn't really see the value in himself, and this would be another person (like Azul) who would contradict that. Leona sees a more cynical version of his value, but its still value all the same. And Leona likes to gripe and groan, but he's adopted like, half the characters who are younger than him, I don't think he's immune to Kalim Al-Asim at ALL. It doesn't help that Leona is already a Tsunderely doting uncle, I can see Kalim triggering the Uncle-Instincts in him sometimes... or a lot. The loud and upbeat disposition Similar to Cheka's wouldn't help. Specifically, because I've thought about these two being friends before, I've always loved this idea of a post book 4 sequence where Kalim like, kind wanders into the greenhouse to find somewhere to cry privately, but he runs into leona napping. Leona doesn't really want to deal with Kalim, so while he's blubbering through his explanation he's just like "Fine you can chill here as long as you're quiet" Kalim accepts... but Leona has beastman hearing, so even what might be considered reasonably quiet is loud to him, and he eventually caves and asks whats up. Just to get Kalim to shut up eventually. I think maybe I had a conclusion or an idea for what advice leona would give kalim, but I don't remember it at the moment, but yeah just. Them :) I think their dynamic could be really interesting.
Malleus and Leona: So ya'll who saw my whumptobers already know I have some bad braincells for these two clowns. I think they are jealous of each other, because they think the other has what they want, they think that they see the other squandering the gifts they've been given, being fools and idiots who don't appreciate what they have. Leona craves being accepted, having the crown, having the power to fix what he sees that is wrong, to actually have and impact in people's lives, to matter and to fit in. Malleus craves normality, he craves to be one of the masses, just another man among many, he doesn't wish for power, and he cares little for the catastrophic effect he can have on other people, he just wants to be invited. He just wants to be included. Leona sees Malleus as having the power to do what matters. Malleus sees Leona as having the gift of Normality and camaraderie. Ultimately they're both miserable where they're at (though not entirely. Leona loves his squad, Malleus loves his family, both of them have things they'd never dare give up.) and they think if they just had what the other had, they would achieve the things they deserve and desire. I think both of them would have to sort through a LOT of emotions if it ever clicked for them just how similar they are. They're of course seeing each other through rose colored glasses. Leona is not an everyman, he's feared by his own family, Malleus is not all powerful, he cannot stop the tick of death. Leona is persecuted for being "less than" his brother, Malleus is held so far above everybody else he can't be reached. This would take some time for both of them to process, but I think once they did there would be a chance for them to become good allies, and potentially even really good friends. THose are my main braincells!! I honestly think that making any of the dorm leaders interact is fantastic food for thought and relationship building. I would love to think over what it'd be like to grow a friendship between Azul and Riddle, or Vil and Malleus. Leona and Azul would be INCREDIBLE and fascinating!!! Like man, there's so much to work with in TWST. I realized this might be a little to the left of your question ^^;; Haha, If you were asking about more like, I guess lighearted headcanons, I'm not sure I have any yet!! But I'm sure with time I totally could :) Writing or playing with TWST characters intimidated me for a bit there, since the quality of the writing of the game was SO GOOD I felt there was no way I could do it justice. Now I feel a lot less intimidated, so i feel like I'm more likely to dig my hands into shenanigans and thoughts.
I love the thought of Vil finding out that the Prefect speaks German.
I feel like he’d be (secretly) ecstatic to find out someone speaks it just like he does. Especially since I doubt anyone else in Night Raven speaks German, let alone another language.
Maybe it slips or something while he’s speaking to you. He says something and you accidentally reply in German.
Orrrr, he insults you in German, not knowing you’d understand him, and you get pissed off and he stands there dumbfounded because he never knew you spoke German!!!
“Gott, du bist so verdammt unerträglich, du Kartoffel..” Vil said, rolling his eyes as you spoke to him about Malleus.
“What?! Dude, you’re pretty damn insufferable too you know.” You rolled your eyes as well, crossing your arms.
“And would you please stop calling me a potato? I’ve been telling you to stop since the VDC!!!”
“…huh?” Vil mumbled, staring at you.
“Y-you know German?”
“Yes? I..I haven’t told you that? I swore I had..” you trailed off, wondering if you really had forgotten to tell Vil you spoke his mother language.
And it just spirals on from there because Vil will now non-stop talk to you in German.
Even when he texts you it’s German!!
You may be a lil rusty, but Vil doesn’t mind (for the most part).
He’s just a little happy to finally have someone to speak German with.
Grandmother Maleficia sees you for the first time, and she immediately inspects your person from head to toe. You and Malleus aren't dating.
👵: "So this is the beautiful 🌸 I frequently hear spectacular stories of... from anonymous sources."
🌸, confused: "You know me? Beautiful?"
👵: "A tad exaggerated if I were to judge, yet that in itself is a healthy indication of earnest affection. Very good."
👵, chuckling: ""A being lovelier than any marble sculpture I've ever laid eyes on... Warm and soft skin that puts to shame any and all expensive blankets the world has to offer. A smile more radiant that the sun itself... And a voice whose song chases away the most piffling or dismal of worries..." "
🐉: "Grandmother, I beg of you."
👵: "Why are you affected, dear? Did I not say anonymous sources? This conversation should not concern you, no?"
👵, gasping dramatically: "Unless..?"
And she cackles at the mixture of shame and dread in her grandson's face. He remembers that his dearest, most illuminated and majestic Queen Grandmother is a witch, through and through.
Enemies to lovers where you constantly fight with General Lilia Vanrouge on the front lines and then one day you both just have enough, yelling at each other and then somehow you end up with his lips on yours, pouring all his frustration and the emotions he can't show on the battlefield into the kiss. His words are cold and distant but you can feel his expression soften when he looks at you. He doesn't want you to notice so he just keeps distracting you with his kisses. Imagine burying your fingers in his long hair and he nibbles at your lip gently with his little fae fangs. He has his back pressed against a tree with his legs wrapped around your waist and you can feel him sighing into the kiss. For just a moment he doesn't have to be the general anymore, now that he's away from all eyes but yours. He's still confused about how he feels but he's locked his emotions deep inside his heart below his armor because there's no place for them on the battlefield. Every kiss has him yearning for another because for months, maybe even years on end he's only known wounds and pain. You separate your lips from him to take a breath and he's almost instinctively trying to pull you into another kiss. He's touch-starved and lonely and angry and so terribly confused. Baul calls out for him to discuss the strategy for the coming day, unaware of how much the fearsome general just let his guard down in the shadow of the trees in a desperate attempt to feel something other than whatever cold emotions war brought along. He doesn't leave without pressing a kiss to your forehead, softer than all the previous ones and he returns to his cold expression and leaves without a word but you can't help but feel like this is the start of something troublesome.
hate sex: leona, malleus
warnings: nsfw/smut, hate sex, semi-public sex, degrading, hair-pulling/choking, gender-neutral reader
prompt: pretty self-explanatory
word count: 1.3k
i’m writing about these two again? groundbreaking
*also - now i’m on break, i am thinking of doing a part two of this with other twst characters so request/message what characters i could possibly write about!*
leona
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general lilia kinks & headcanons
lilia fuckers we rise because chapter 4 came out and i never wanted to clap a man’s cheeks so hard WE ARE SO BACK *edit* currently writing a malleus fic so look out for it!! warnings: smut/nsfw, overstimulation, biting/bleeding, spanking, oral (receiving), asshole lilia (we all cheered), reader is afab but no gender or pronouns are explicitly specified words: 700+
let’s get one thing straight, the main difference between lilia now and general lilia is that general lilia is an asshole who won’t hesitate to whoop your ass back into your place. unlike the kind and eccentric caregiver we know, this version couldn't be more of the opposite.
♡ TWST Imagines: Lovely moments with their beloved
Characters: Heartslabyul, Octavinelle, Diasomnia.
Warnings:
GN!Reader, fluff, written randomly late at night.
If you find anything similar to yours it’s just a coincidence.
Slow dancing without music in a dim-lit place because he thinks it’s romantic
– Jade, Floyd, Malleus, Lilia
Reliving his happiest memories with you because it has an effective way to make you smile
– Riddle, Trey, Deuce, Azul, Malleus, Lilia, Silver
Resting his head on your lap while you read your favorite book in a quiet place
– Riddle, Cater, Ace, Azul, Jade, Malleus, Silver
Holding hands while walking under the soft falling snow
– Riddle, Deuce, Azul, Floyd, Malleus, Silver
Studying together in the early morning sunlight, feeling the gentle warmth of the sun on your backs
– Riddle, Trey, Deuce, Jade, Sebek
Having a movie marathon and sleeping in late under warm blankets
– Cater, Ace, Deuce, Floyd, Lilia
Staying up late while a slow relaxing music plays in the background
– Cater, Ace, Azul, Jade, Malleus, Lilia
Doesn’t mind spending the weekends doing nothing because being in your presence is enough for him
– Trey, Cater, Deuce, Jade, Silver, Sebek
General Lilia who loves you so much that every time he leaves, he whispers a promise of coming back to you safe and sound.
General Lilia who spends his time keeping watch thinking about you and wondering if you’re safe and sound despite being the one in the front lines of a war that seemingly has no end.
General Lilia who always comes back to you first, dropping his gear the moment he sees you waiting for him and pulling you into his arms. His face buries itself in the crook between your neck and shoulder, pressing soft kisses and taking in your scent and your warmth as you laugh at his clinginess.
General Lilia who sighs in bliss as soon as his body hits the water of the springs. He sinks into it, feeling all the weariness wash away as he hears you in the background fussing over him and looking over his body for any injuries that he might have hidden.
General Lilia who collapses into the bed with you, his arms tight around your waist as he buries his head in your chest. His ear pressed upon the left side to hear the calming beat of your heart to remind him that they haven’t gotten to you yet and that you’re here and alive.
General Lilia who wakes up early as always, looking up at your sleeping expression from his place on your chest before pressing a soft kiss to your heart—his heart—then getting ready for another day on the field.
A/N: the brainrot is getting bad
ㅤhere is my husband
premise. just us casually staking a claim on our non-official husbands (for coupons)
featuring. all characters
content. alignment, fluff
ㅤthe flustered over thinkers
one who's unbearably confused because he doesn't recall a marriage taking place to wed the two of you at all, he's a little concerned though. he's sure he'd remember such an event? anything with the two of you is practically unforgettable to the fact that when he's in bed only thing he thinks about is you, and the lingering anticipation that he'll see you again in the morning.
besides this said... eventful morning. where you've both apparently upgraded in relationship without his knowledge he can say that he's struggling to hide his steaming ears, hoping you won't notice if he brings the cup of coffee to his face so the steam seems like it's from there.
confused? flustered? thanks for the input! here's your boyfriend husband. doesn't even ask you to explain even though he's twitching to ask you cause if he knows you then you're almost always up to no good, maybe this is one of your tricks but he won't try just for the thought that you're still 'married.' all marriage related things, even the color white is sending his mind into overwire :)
— | riddle, jack, deuce, azul, epel, silver
ㅤwe love flirts
ah yes, if we've got the flustered, confused husbands we also need to get our resident flirts who just gives you a side glance and plays along like he knows what game you're playing. absolutely no questions at all because you know he's gonna bring up the topic sooner or later with a tease, he just feels like he has to return the fluster you'd admittedly inflicted on him. (which is apparently by proclaiming you're both married now.)
don't be surprised if you're getting private messages online, or just random people coming up to you asking how you're married in... this golden age, was that even legal there? you're not sure but maybe because everyone was kind of casual about it.
doesn't matter whether you say you're just messing with him. oh, you're done? good for you but he isn't. he's calling you his spouse everywhere, a local restaurant, shop, stall. wherever you say, he claims he's just doing what you asked for the coupons but you've got an inkling he's just got a knack for calling you his lawfully wedded partner.
— | trey, cater, jade, rook, lilia, leona (partly), vil
ㅤlegally in denial
we have the awkward ones who partially accept their fates, the flirts who's living purpose is to get a rise of warmth in your face, and we have the legally in denial ones whom are trying so hard to deny everything you do. you guys are dating?! oh my god... you must be being threatened to do this, where's the culprit?! news flash, there isn't any but even when it's so clear they seem to find every single reason to convince themselves that there's something wrong.
TWISTED WONDERLAND: VAMPIRE AU
WARNINGS: Characters 18+ | Blood | Aggression | Mentions of Violence | Implied Kidnapping | Yandere | Dark Content | Etc | Proceed with Caution, Dove |
OVERVIEW:
Vampires have existed for millennia. Evolving. Just as humans do, spread all across Twisted Wonderland. With the ability to drink blood. Shapeshift. Immortality. Control minds. To grow and expand.
TWST Incorrect quotes#508 Lipstick
In a DormLeader meeting...You and Vil are running late
Yuu: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things...*is Coming in the room with lipstick marks all over their mouth and a ragged breath*
Vil: Hello, I’m ‘things’*Is reapplying his lipstick*
aaaaah my heart died of tenderness with rook's hdcns with lipstick buuut now I beg you plss ;u; I need one the same but with vil schoenheit plsss ksjsks I also want to fill vil's face with kisses (/ u \)
the queen's markings
Pairing: Vil Schoenheit x gn!reader
Synopsis: he wouldn't lose a competition in something he's an expert in, but it's more fun than he expected
Tags: established relationship, kissing, lipstick marks, crack, bot proofread
Word count: 491
Notes: happy birthday @v-anrouge! i hope this vil fluff brightens your day aster, thank you for always bringing fun energy into my feed hahaha (っ.❛ ᴗ ❛.)っ
this is part 2 to this post!
also this will be the last hc for the lipstick challenge bc it'll just get repetitive if I do all the other characters
ode to the evil queen
Pairing: Vil Schoenheit x gn!reader
Synopsis: You adored him, every aspect of him, and you could never stop expressing your love for him.
Tags: drabble, fluff, this is slightly poetic oops, reader is a simp for vil, bot proofread
Word count: 602
Notes: wrote this love letter for the birthday boy! Sorry I'm a few days late, but oh well, better late then never ♪~(´ε` )