Alyssa | 20

Full of love and pasta

[ms-demeanor]

Since man can’t judge me and I don’t fear god I’ve decided to start playing harmonica on my commute.

[nonbinaryqueerzim-deactivated20]

[ulibeanzz]

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

[ulibeanzz]

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

[ulibeanzz]

my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom   

[atrius97]

This has the same energy as that post that’s “Red Dead Redemption is just Barbie’s Horse Adventure with violence”.

[badsciencejokes]

[bruisemark]

She thicc

Thoughtful Honest Interesting Caring Compassionate

[aboonoor]

[soapulp-archive-deactivated2020]

you think youre so funny and cool huh. well you are. i love you

[yamelcakes]

I need to plaster this on every surface of my house tbh

[suicide-is-my-father]

“There are two people you’ll meet in your life. One will run a finger down the index of who you are and jump straight to the parts of you that pique their interest. The other will take his or her time reading through every one of your chapters and maybe fold corners of you that inspired them most. You will meet these two people; it is a given. It is the third that you’ll never see coming. That one person who not only finishes your sentences, but keeps the book.”

— Unknown (via thelovejournals)

[ophanic]

literally there is nothing i love more in the world than doing little mundane activities with people like cleaning my room while my friend sits on the bed and we gossip together or going grocery shopping or showing someone clothes i’ve bought or cooking while i sit on the countertop and we sing badly. actually like never mind post canceled because i think i just described intimacy and domestic life with another person that’s literally it . that’s what i crave. pat of butter seeking her hot knife here!!!!!!

[anactualfrog]

Three lads in chalk, each of which carries an unfathomable burden

[sumetal]

if she’s your girl why is she approaching me gently and with her hand stretched out so i have the opportunity to sniff her and decide if she is a danger to me or not

[pvrrhadve]

good and wholesome friends.png

[stevesnightmares]

Oscar Isaac went from "it would've been fun to have Poe and Finn as boyfriends" to "Finn and Poe aren't boyfriends so I might as well have died in the first movie" and I respect him for that

[thebootydiaries]

yea i guess u could say i love my mom

M - my O - mom M

[shittymoviedetails]

In Taylor Swift’s 2017 song “Look What You Made Me Do”, she says “I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams.” This is foreshadowing to her role in Cats (2019), which will give all its viewers nightmares.

[nice-malice]

jenna marbles videos just be like you will watch me do whatever i want for 15 minutes and afterwards you will feel calm

[astraldemise]

maybe if i look at that nice snail plushie ill feel better

[astraldemise]

pleasant :)

[astraldemise]

theres more... effervescent...