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riza expertly directing roy on how to use his flames after he’s blinded (and after pride & homunculus basically called him useless and no longer a threat) is one of their hottest moments in the show. in the top five hottest, easily.

quietwingsinthesky

Top Five Hottest Roy/Riza Moments in FMA:B

5. That time when Riza sweeps his legs out from under him without missing a beat to save him from getting killed because he forgot he can’t use his flame alchemy in the rain, which immediately tells us just how many times she’s done this or something like it to keep his cocky ass alive

4. Riza telling Roy that she plans to immediately kill herself if he ever makes her keep her promise to put a bullet in his back for abandoning their goals

3. Aforementioned Flame Alchemy Aiming

2. Roy destroying the flame alchemy on her back + Riza phrasing it as asking him to ‘deface’ her + the implication (in my opinion) that since no one else could have known or been involved in this, he must have been the one to take care of her burn wounds afterwards

1. Roy refusing to do human transmutation to save her life.

(Honorable Mention: The Colonel Calls Me Riza When We’re Alone. obviously hot but roy’s not technically there, that’s envy.)

frailbug

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

quietwingsinthesky

do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure they’re still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend

dragonsblowingoutbirthdaycandles

your life is not an optimization problem

dragonsblowingoutbirthdaycandles

as in you'll never achieve the perfect daily routine, sleep schedule, coping mechanisms, mannerisms, fashion sense etc. even after years and years of healing and improvement and self-discovery. you will never be so good at life that you manage to utilize every waking moment. its great to be productive and all but sometimes you'll suck ass. sometimes you'll take eight hours to be done with a twenty minute job. you'll prioritize the wrong thing. you'll sleep for 12 hrs just to avoid being awake. you'll relapse. and you'll relapse again. you'll forget to turn in the assignment. you'll order too little food. life is far too large and complex for you to even experience it completely, much less try to make sense of and control it. you can't. please give up on that and be at peace with the hours you lose. they are not separate from your life.

silvermoon424

This tweet read me to filth

codes-and-stuffs

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

#ella

lesb0

Being online has made me poignantly aware that the most crucial things for a child's development are by far reading lessons, math lessons, a physical group activity with low-stakes competition teamwork to foster a healthy relationship between their body and society, normal daily socializing, real foods, and emotionally mature/financially stable parents. The rest doesn't actually matter.

jerreeeeeee

the best analogy imo for ocd is mosquito bite. its so itchy its driving you crazy and you know scratching it will make it itch so much worse later but you need it to stop right now and scratching it feels so good and even when you dont want to scratch it and you feel like you could handle the itch you cant even stop your hand from scratching the second you stop focusing on not scratching. except ☝️ what if it was inside your brain and instead of an itch it was terrifying overwhelming distress

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 12 hours 18 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

furry-fey

just gonna leave these here

furry-fey

oh and this fan art

1 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7123389]

2 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7204896]

jackson-imbecille

Guys if senshi wins sabertoothwalrus is drawing free nsfw of him.

sabertoothwalrus

I’ve already drawn it 🤓

I’ll only post the full uncensored version on my sideblog @velocistraptor if Senshi wins, though 👀

#PLEASE VOTE SENSHI I NEED TO SEE THE UNCROPPED VERSION OF THAT PIC

swagpaws

they should invent a standing up that u can do sitting down

egberts

one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on

cheeseanonioncrisps

Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.

Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.

Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.

You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.

You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.

So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.

Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.

Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.