Cursing Paul

Cursing Paul Cursing paul

[carbonated-eggnog]

Hello

I am the Antibeatle. My soul purpose is to spread the truth about the Beatles. 

I do not hate "The Beatles" or "The Beatles" fans. I just want to stop Paul McCartney from spreading his evil. The Beatle that I am Anti is Paul.

APPLY TO BE A SQUIRE:

Currently working on: Restoring my Sacred Text and the True Timeline

THE ANTIBEATLE TRUTHS(WIP):

-The Truth About Harrison's Death -How Immortality Granting Beetles Work

FAQ

How did you come to find out the truth about Paul?

Who’s your favorite Beatle?: Probably Ringo, because he is not Paul.

[carbonated-eggnog]

wait what do you think of billy shears

Propaganda to distract from the facts

[carbonated-eggnog]

the five stages of grief:

1. denial

2. anger

3. barganing

4. depression

5. acceptance

sounds familiar...

🤔

Yeah they do my grandpa died at McCartneys hand jackass

[carbonated-eggnog]

Lesbians at Ikea debating on getting that Stupid teddy bear....They aren't aware the Antibeatle Herself is behind them

[carbonated-eggnog]

Paul McCartney's body hair confuses and enrages me

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[carbonated-eggnog]

just had #another vision

One of anger. Just anger in general I believe of John Lennon, who was not allowed to explain that some things were not as people were perceiving, but instead misinterpretations of events that were The Process, the act of duplicating and distributing the Immortality Granting Beatles.

[carbonated-eggnog]

I suck

[carbonated-eggnog]

I am no longer bisexual.

[carbonated-eggnog]

Anyhow, the selected squire(s) are:

@overallobsessiveness and @neoskizzle-mp4

Fight, or decide to share the position.

I am working on...I'm working on everything basically.

[carbonated-eggnog]

You thought it was goofy and unserious but it was all a part of my plan.

Prepare.

[carbonated-eggnog]

I know its not the point of this blog to talk about my experiences apart from being the Antibeatle (though one could argue that all of my experiences are related to being the Antibeatke- because I AM the Antibeatle-) but its 100 degrees Fahrenheit out and my parents are using ME to try out their new Eggnog techniques. I love carbonated eggnog, don't get me wrong, I even go by the name Eggnog. But it's so hot outside and all they allow me to hydrate with is Eggnog. (Currently they're trying out a Fruity blend of eggnog.) I understand that for the festival in December, they must have the best eggnog. I am their little Eggnog Girl to them. Right now, on my desk, I have a lukewarm jar of Watermelon Eggnog that I have been slurping away at. They don't know of me...the real me... The me that knows the Truths of Paul McCartney and how he uses his friend Ringo to store his immortality granting Beetles....how Paul.....Cursing Paul....is the Spawn of all Evils....and how I am the one chosen to bear this Knowlege and share it with the world.....

I can't keep living like this.

[hungwy]

music is stupid

[hungwy]

music is for bad idiots 🫂

[sasuke-offical]

So everyone should die?

[hungwy]

Obviously

[carbonated-eggnog]

I am being threatened. I am being THREATENED by my Ex-Editor.

simply because I use his account. Simply because I want to spread my beliefs. No. My truths.

[carbonated-eggnog]

Another one bites the dust.

[luckynumb3rseven]

“he had one eye open, and he just squawked all the time. they held him up, and he looked like a horrible piece of red meat. when i got home, i cried.”

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Just had a vision.

Yoko and John were basically tounging and Paul McCartney used his Beatle blast to freeze time, but not for any Malice reasons as far as I could tell.

He just lay down and put his hands on his eyes.

The last time I can recall having a vision of him freezing time was probably before he stocked up on Immortality Beetles and stored them in Ringo Starr.

Starr, in this vision, was able to move. He was the only other one as far as I could tell, that was not frozen by the Beatle Blast.

McCartney started to cry, and thatwas kind of #awkward for me as the Antibeatle having this vision. I theorize this is why McCartney froze time.

Starr was still there, though, and I assume he was able to move because of the sheer amount of Beetles in his scrotum.

(yet McCartney still overpowers him...)

I can tell there was yelling, but it was to nobody. McCartney at this point did not realize Starr was not frozen.

I am overwhelmed, but try to focus on my vision regardless. It is my duty.

I hear a "Paul?" but for a few seconds after that everything is a blur.

I will try to recover more of this soon.