I'm dank, the bugs are dank, everything is a shitpost.

4600 5548 7814, 4700 5857 9456, ???? ???? ????, sweet dreams. c:

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K.K. Spooky

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Pietro Gay.

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I have no idea how to pronounce the name of the spiky brown fruit thingy. So now they are dooreens. Door. Eens.

Nope, sorry, but your opinions are wrong.  You’re thinking of the surgeon fish from Finding Memo.  The “fruit” is duoryans.

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I think they mean Durians

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I think you need to go to school and open a book about fruit and you will see thankyou for your time.

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Moe is a terrifying villager. I wish I could delete his face from the game. Petition to make a mod that just erases his face

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I can't believe my first kudos came from fucking Macklemore.

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Wart Jr. keeps running after me and I am afraid

You fool, he's trying to warn you. There are terrors in this town beyond your comprehension... Get out... While you still can...

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The new Animal Crossing looks amazing!

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*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

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Maybe found that same Digby amiibo at my local Wisco Target?? He’s pretty much given up all hope now tho

Whatever you do, do NOT allow him to roam free. He may look as though he has reached the pinnacle of desperation, but it’s all part of his plan.

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I have no idea how to pronounce the name of the spiky brown fruit thingy. So now they are dooreens. Door. Eens.

Nope, sorry, but your opinions are wrong.  You’re thinking of the surgeon fish from Finding Memo.  The “fruit” is duoryans.

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(asking around) I just found a holocaust glorification dream town and I don't know what to do other than to mark it as a "nightmare". Is there a way to contact Nintendo so children won't be able to see this? I have screenshots and the town's name/dream address.

You know, I'm genuinely stumped. I want to say email Nintendo's customer support, but I'm not sure if that's the best/fastest way to go. Anyone else know?

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If this post gets 30000 notes I’ll blend an amiibo and drink it.

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The true reason amiibo are kept in plastic containers isn’t to display them on shelves or anything you might believe. It’s to keep them from escaping and wreaking havoc on the earth. This Digby has made an attempt to escape. Fortunately for us, he has failed for now. However, it is only a matter of time before he makes it out and begins his reign of destruction.

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Update: he has switched tactics and has begun lightly tapping on the plastic, begging to be released. I, however, have a much stronger will than he believes and will not be fooled by his trickery. He will remain in this plastic prison for the rest of his pitiful life.

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The true reason amiibo are kept in plastic containers isn’t to display them on shelves or anything you might believe. It’s to keep them from escaping and wreaking havoc on the earth. This Digby has made an attempt to escape. Fortunately for us, he has failed for now. However, it is only a matter of time before he makes it out and begins his reign of destruction.