REBEL

niff.

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𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎 ?    then stop being a worthless piece of shit  &&.  join the rebellion against the ever - growing hierarchy that mimics what the  OLD ALTERNIA  stood for .

𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐀𝐓  //  canon usurped / divergent  -  headcanon based  ENTIRELY REWRITTEN  karkat vantas of the candy timeline  from homestuck beyond canon ,  written by niff  ( formerly known as nubbs ) .

[farcefinale]

AHAHA, OH WHAT HO! EVERY COMIC NEEDS A LAUGH BETWEEN EITHER ACT OF TRAGEDY.

baizli soleil, pre or post act 2. spoilers inbound. beheaded by noni.

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TAG POST .

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DID THIS BITCH JUST INVITE ME FOR A ONE NIGHT STAND ?    **** IS THIS HOW BLACKROM WORKS ?????? ****

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[ betterthan777​ ]

I honestly don’t know what would 8e 8etter in this situ8tion, going on an equally long-winded and ultim8ly messageless rant a8out 8oo-hoo I’ve done SO MUCH and I’ve 8een through SO MUCH don’t hurt my feewings you 8ig dum8 8itch )’:B (those are your stupid little horns) 

Or if I should just go ‘lol sounds like something a freeloader would say’ and leave you to stew in your shit-smelling sand-dwelling 8ody stench 8ecause I HIGHLY dou8t you’ve taken a single fucking shower or 8ath since you came through. 

So please, tell me again how much you’ve done. I’ll 8e writing new 8y-laws for my entire fucking Neutral-St8 Country. ;;;;*

UH ,  YEAH .   OKAY ,  DEFLECTION 100 .   I’M 9 SOLAR SWEEPS ,  I’M TOO OLD TO BANTER ABOUT WHETHER CLEANLINESS IS A VIRTUE OR A SIN THAT ROTS UNDER ALL OF OUR FEET NUB NAILS LIKE FUNGAL GROWTHS .   I’M NOT HERE TO STROKE YOUR MASSIVE GIRL - BULGE EGO THAT YOUR MULTIPLE COUNTRY MILITIA MUST SUCK CLEAN ON THE DAILY . 

* HAVE FUN *  PLAYING HOUSE WITH AN ENTIRE POPULACE THAT’LL PROBABLY BE MIND CONTROLLED BY YOUR INFLUENTIAL POWER OF POISON SACS  &&.  DICE ROLLS ,  BECAUSE THE REST OF US CAVEMEN TROLLS WILL BE LIVING OUR BEST LIVES SMASHING OUR SKULLS IN WITH ROCKS KNOWING YOU’RE IN CONTROL OF SOMETHING BIGGER THAN YOUR OWN SMOOTH BRAINED THOUGHT PROCESS .

ON A MORE IMPORTANT NOTE ,  THANKS FOR THE HORN ADDITION ,  SHOWS YOU CARE EVEN BY THE SLIGHTEST TANGENT WITHIN THAT ICE COLD BLOOD PUMP YOU CLAIM TO NOT HAVE EACH DAY .

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[ betterthan777​ ]

Okay firstly, I don’t know how to manage the replies function so 8ear with me 8ecause this fucking 8lows in all the wrong ways.

Secondly: Where the a8solute pissfucking hell have you 8een??? You’re somehow even more fucking useless than ever 8efore. Are you ALSO just hiding in the desert somewhere? Am I really the only person who has done fucking ANYTHING???????? WH8T THE FUCK GUYS. TH8 FUCKING 8UDACITY OF YOU FREELO8DERS!!!!!!!!

OKAY ,  FIRST OF ALL ?   LEARN THE SITE BETTER ,  IF I CAN MANAGE TO BLOW UP MY VERY FIRST HUSKTOP OVER A SIMPLE CODING ERROR ,  THEN YOU OUGHTA UP YOUR HASHTAG LABELING ABLEIST BULLSHIT BETTER ,  VRISKA . 

SECOND OF ALL ,  I’VE BEEN JUMPING THROUGH METAPHORICAL TIME CONSPIRACY HOOPS LIKE A CIRCUS TRAINED CUM CHALICE BALANCING SEALBEAST ON STILTS ,  WADDLING AROUND ON MY HIND FLIPPER LIKE MY SPINE IS RETRACTED  &&.  COMPACTED MY TAILBONE INTO TWO IMPROPER FUNCTIONING FEET .   I’M NOT  * MADE *  FOR HOPPING DIMENSIONS TO FIND MY FRIENDS THAT  --  OH I DON’T KNOW  --  *** AREN’T DEAD *** .

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL LUSII ,  IT’S LIKE SOMEHOW YOU SUDDENLY CONGLOMERATE ALL KNOWLEDGEABLE OUTPUTS OF REALITY INTO YOUR IRON CLAD THICK SKULL LIKE A TROLL JFK’S BULLET SUDDENLY TAKING OUT THE LAST OF YOUR BRAINCELLS .   FOR THE LOVE OF BUCKETFUCK INCELS ,  SERKET ,  I’M   ****** ANYTHING ******  BUT A GOD DAMN FREELOADER .

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[ g0iinggh02t​ ]

kk iif y0u keep thii2 2hiit up iim g0iing t0 really sh0w y0u what happens when ii’m pii22ed

THEN STOP TALKING TO YOUR SPIDER BITCH  &&.  EAT ,  YOU ALREADY BROKE YOUR WRIST TRYING TO PUNCH ME OVER A BEE JOKE .

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[ g0iinggh02t​ ]

n0w that that2 0ut 0f the way.

the fuck ha2 happened tw0 thii2 hell 2iite? my 2hiit ha2 been d0wn f0r a whiile.

[itsfuckindavestrider]

𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐨  you live like this ?

𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑  of original homestuck ,  beatboxed lovingly by sign .

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𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄 .

in love with niff  &&.  sign .

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› ; .             IT HAD LONG SINCE been literal years since karkat vantas had last heard of his ancestor , the story of a cancerous upstart rebelling for what he himself currently strived to do as a means of preventing the previous hierarchy of alternia . it wasn't as funny as irony would have it , the scruffy chinned troll scuttling up from his kneel at the cave's entrance with a dust of calloused hands , long since trained to wield the handles of sickles .

             to even think back on the world that had once been where he &&. CRABDAD resigned refuge under the blazing green sun that had laid waste to the planet's life . . . if dave had been around to see the plastered smugness of irony's ugly head rearing , he would've gotten no lenience in making a point . of course , the vantas felt the air stifle &&. shift uncomfortably as though an intrusion had been laid upon his scourged outlands .

                               ❛ - . . . - ❜ discomfort labeled his expression as a hand steadied to his waist , hand resting on the stored sickle's handle in case of an ambush . dust trodden boots tread closer to the mouth of the cavern , weary eyes scouting his surroundings to be sure of no wild creatures or teenaged intentions . though , what he finds discourages his heart faster than any previous heartbreak he had endured for all 9 solar sweeps .

             in some form of a miracle stood his ancestor , semi - towering over his humbled frame that skittered back like a threatening crustacean , shoulders bunched forward in intimidation to allow his cape to hide his side - arm weaponry &&. yet remain alert in the situation . how had he — ???

                               ❛ - is this some mushroom generated hallucinogenic think - pan mind melt from some bullshit spores i didn't know lived in that cave or have i seriously just lost whatever fledgling of sanity clinging to my poor excuse of a scar tissue embodiment ?  - ❜

⟶ : 「 @echoxstuck 」

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like i've stated , my karkat is completely rewritten from the candy timeline bc a lot of ppl dislike the route HS^2 went &&. tbh so do i , i only yoinked the design &&. idea of rebel commander karkat simply bc ya girl loves seeing her zodiac boy go off on his slow development that leads to his own signless / sufferer - type arc .

here's how i want to spell out my portrayal of KARKAT VANTAS for my own spin on the candy timeline of HS^2 :

[ 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 ]

EARTH C has been well overdone with healing since the events of the end of their game , &&. seeing how karkat's grown to around just over 9 solar sweeps , he's began to take after his ancestor in a means of taking charge &&. growing to become the beacon of hope of maturity &&. justice for the underlings . sure , there's a avid community of trolls &&. humans now living together in harmony with the occasional dispute on how life should be handled as a society , but unlike the canon of HS^2 , there IS no evil influence or overthrowing of current standings .

everyone remains at peace &&. karkat has long since taken to isolating himself for training &&. becoming a stronger individual for setting an example for those underclassmen . he &&. dave are still in a relationship though again unlike HS^2 , declined jade's advancements &&. remained loyal matesprits . dave keeps in contact with karkat as he trains in solitude within his cave . though he claims to be a rebel faction leader , all it is is a shadow of what glory once powered him through fighting LORD ENGLISH , there is no rebellion ( unless you count karkat's active desire to prove that the weaker castes are just as worthy as the higher bloods . )

karkat acts like a self defense trainer for any lower caste trolls &&. weak - minded humans who seek aid in asserting themselves &&. finding the strengths they need to overcome their obstacles , &&. essentially is a commander for his own likelihood of bettering the planet's inhabitants for mental , emotional , &&. physical fortitude .

that said , i'm not unwilling to write canon CANDY TIMELINE KARKAT if someone would prefer that verse , otherwise this is my blog's canon &&. my writing will pertain to that .