MAKE IT SHORT.

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You are 14 SWEEPS OLD and you really don't know what to say at this point. If there's something anyone wants to know, all they need to do is ASK NICELY and you'll probably respond.

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WE ARE SO BACK.

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LOOKS LIKE WE ARE SO BACK AGAIN. HELLO 2025!

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I CAN’T SEEM TO FIND HIM, BUT TODAY IS MINE AND EMMETT’S 7TH HUMAN YEAR ANNIVERSARY.

YOU CAN’T SAY I FORGOT, EM. BECAUSE I DIDN’T! I JUST HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR BLOG IS NOW THAT I’M FINALLY ABLE TO LOG IN AGAIN.

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NEVER MIND. I FOUND YOU.

I CAN’T TAG YOU, BUT I FOUND YOU.

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I CAN’T SEEM TO FIND HIM, BUT TODAY IS MINE AND EMMETT’S 7TH HUMAN YEAR ANNIVERSARY.

YOU CAN’T SAY I FORGOT, EM. BECAUSE I DIDN’T! I JUST HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR BLOG IS NOW THAT I’M FINALLY ABLE TO LOG IN AGAIN.

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GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT ACCESS TO HIS ACCOUNT AGAIN AFTER 3 YEARS OF BEING LOCKED OUT.

YOU GUESSED IT! I’M BACK.

[tanknaka]

carcinogenetifag replied to your post:carcinogenetifag replied to your post:…

OF COURSE NOT. THIS IS A COMPETITION EMMETT, AND I AM CLEARLY BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU. CHECK-MATE.

dude i may be dumb but i am not foolish enough to try and take you on in a fight of ROMANCE of all things. youll own everyone, forever, until the end of time.

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#official statement

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OF COURSE I KNOW. EVERYONE KNOWS.

[tanknaka]

karkat admitting hes in love with me, wow too little too late man, my crush on you is YEARS OLD

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WE'RE STILL MARRIED, YOU DINGUS.

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[gigaguess-deactivated20181203]

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

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OF COURSE I KNOW. EVERYONE KNOWS.

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FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS FOLKS, IT'S YET AGAIN THAT TIME TO SIT DOWN AND REMINISCE ON THE PAST.

EMMETT AND I HAVE OFFICIALLY HIT THE "3 YEAR" MARK OF MARRIAGE, ACCORDING TO OUR MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY. THAT MEANS WE'RE CLOSE TO A SWEEP AND A HALF IN, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO EITHER AREN'T ABLE TO DO THE MATH FOR YOURSELF OR ARE TOO MUCH OF A LAZY ASSHOLE TO GO AND LOOK IT UP.

MANY LAUGHS HAVE BEEN SHARED. ALSO SOME TEARS.

(VERY MANY TEARS. PROBABLY TOO MANY.)

ALTHOUGH WE HAVE OUR UPS AND DOWNS, I WOULDN'T TRADE THIS TIME SPENT WITH HIM FOR THE WORLD. HERE IS TO MANY MORE SWEEPS, YEARS, MONTHS, WHAT HAVE IT.

WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO.

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AS IF I'M SUCH AN INSENSITIVE PRICK THAT I WOULD MISS MY OWN WEDDING DAY ANNIVERSARY. COME ON NOW. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM??

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IT SEEMS ANOTHER HUMAN YEAR HAS PASSED SINCE THE UNION OF EM AND I. 

THIS MARKS OUR “2 YEAR” ANNIVERSARY DOESN’T IT?

DESPITE ALL THE SHIT THAT’S GONE DOWN, IT HASN’T BEEN SO BAD. HAPPY WEDDING DAY.

[tanknaka]

OHHHHH MY GOOOOOD KARKAT YOU GORGEOUS BASTARD I CANT BELIEVE YOU REMEMBERED WHAT A GREAT HUSBAND

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SEE? I DIDN'T FORGET. I HAVE A WHOLE 2 MONTHS.

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ghostruto replied to your post: UGH.

LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN. you’re late for our wedding anniversary

NO I'M NOT. YOU'RE JUST UNNECESSARILY EARLY.

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UGH.

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SIX BLOG POSTS AWAY FROM HITTING 2,000. THAT'S A SHIT LOAD OF POSTS THAT HAVE ADDED UP OVER THE YEARS.

HUH.

[havvet]

joe

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JOE.