Cardboard Antlers

A 22 year-old person from the UK. You can expect lots of gardens and trees, kitsch house-y things, tanks, bones, tattoos, old maps, ephemera, circus freaks and occasional outbursts of porn and science fiction. There's some more things about me over here. I once became so annoyed the only option at the time seemed to be to make myself a pair of antlers out of cardboard and charge into stuff. I do and say inscrutable things. I do my best to credit all of the things posted here, but the internet doesn't always make that possible, if you see something that is unattributed or misattributed, please let me know! This mostly isn't my own work, unless I say otherwise :) This is a fashion free zone Tags (UNDER CONSTRUCTION) Aa •abandoned •adversity •advice •anatomy •animals •antlers •architecture •axolotl Bb •balloons •bath •batman •beach •bear •bedroom •birds •black •black & white •blood •blossom •blue •bones •book cover •britain •breakfast •bruise •bunting •butterfly Cc •cake •candy & sweets •caravan •carl sagan •castles •cats •catholic kitsch •cemetery •chameleon •childhood •children's books •circus •clocks & watches •clockwork •cloud •collage •collections •comics •costumes •cottage •cryptozoology Dd •deer •dinosaur •diorama •dolphin •doors Ee Ff •fabric •facts •fairground •fairy lights •fairytale •female •feminism •ferris wheel •film stills •fish •flamingo •floral •food •flowers •forest •fruit Gg •garden •gazebo •ghosts •giant squid •.gifs •giraffe •goat •green Hh •hair •handmade houses •harry potter •heart •hedgehog •home Ii •illustration •infographics •installation •interior •ivy Jj •jackalope •jar •jellyfish Kk •kiss •kitchen •kitsch •knowledge Ll •landscape •leopard •lingerie •lomography •love Mm •magic •male •maps •marijuana •maze •meme •mist •moon •moose •moss •moth •museum •mushroom •music Nn •narwhal •nudes Oo •oddities •orange •origami •ouja •overgrown •owls Pp •paint •paintings •patchwork •peacock •photography •pin hole photography •pink •punk •purple Qq •queer •quilt •quote Rr •rabbits •rain •rainbow •recipe •red •river •robot •rust Ss •sad •scannography •sci-fi •science •sculpture •sea •seahorse •sex •sex toys •skeleton •skull •sky •smoke •snail •snow •space •squirrel •star •star-trek •stickers •still life •strawberry •street •subtitles •sugar skull •summer •sun •squid •swallow Tt •tanks •tattoo •taxidermy •tea •teacup •teapot •teal •teeth •text •theater •theme park •things i have scanned •toys •tree •turrets Uu •umbrella •underwater •unicorns Vv •vintage Ww •WAT •watchmen •watermelon •whale •white •window •women's issues •wonderland Xx Yy •yellow •yorkshire Zz

[cardboardantlers]

It's your modesty that I find attractive x

[cardboardantlers]

You know when you're infatuated with someone who follows you on tumblr so you can't even carp on about it on tumblr?

And then you can't even carp on about not being able to carp because they might guess.

But they might not because they don't even know how completely fucking outstanding they are.

And basically at the end of the day you're still alone, in an adult-sized blanket fort, nursing your various neurosis, expressing your innermost thoughts on the internet for no good reason.

And you're most likely fated to spend eternity wandering nude in the woods with gin as your only friend.

No?

[biscodeja-vu]

[cardboardantlers]

The Hellmouth (entrance to Hell) being locked by an Archangel.

of the Winchester Psalter, England, 12th Cent.

[showstudio]

I no longer need you to fuck me as hard as I hate myself.

Make love to me like you know I am better than the worst thing I ever did. Go slow. I’m new to this

Buddy Wakefield

[compendium-of-beasts]

Building the Blue Whale Car Wash – Town of Niagara, New York

via Niagara Hub

[beejweir]

[cardboardantlers]

Probably best that I wait to change my name by deed poll until I'm sober...

[bygoneamericana]

The Ingenues, an all-girls band and vaudeville act, serenading the cows in the University of Wisconsin-Madison Dairy Barn in a scientific test of whether the cows would give more milk to the soothing strains of music, 1930.

[cabbagingcove]

Caricatures of Death Personified

From a pre-Revolutionary magazine, first published in Russia in 1906. Illustrations by Boris Kustodiev.

Personifications of death included depictions of the devastating 1906 drought and ensuing famine, and the ravages of cholera, in the midst of revolutionary uprisings in Moscow.

[linchpn]

This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:

[cardboardantlers]

A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.

Molecules at 1000x Magnification !

Champagne:

Dry Martini:

Margarita:

Pina Colada:

Sake:

Scotch:

Tequila:

Vodka:

#wow these all look like how they make me feel (via getinthetardis)

[danemartin-deactivated20240112]

[luna-intheforest]

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[kitschyliving]

[geisterseher]

Elizabeth C. Moore, Picture Book of Robinson Crusoe (1931)

[staggerlee13367-blog]

[allthingseurope]

Prague Astronomical Clock. (by MariusRoman)