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Hello, this is my blog in which I reblog things that are to my interests or I post my writings or some stuff about my feelings!

[unpretty]

[knedli]

twenty gayteen going strong

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

forget every other goal I had for me life this is everything I want to be

[delmondo]

[brainstatic]

So, Melania hasn’t been seen in 15 days but the president sees apparitions of her. Just another normal day in the normal timeline.

[prof-grace-aspen]

what

[xeppeli]

Visit Original Link

[raccooncomic]

36. Money

[terriblyindignantrabbit]

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

[sebastiianstan]

I don’t see a colored section. Should I just take any seat?

[ufocafe]

so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

[zonecassette]

holy shit

[severalowls]

I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

[newtypenea]

oh my god these are actually funny

[baishujinkou]

[moonkitty]

this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold

[neuters]

please read this

[di-zas-ter]

semi-srs screencap redraw exercise

[post--grad]

i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s) and I just watched a very burly man in a lot of flannel carry a potted orchid SO TENDERLY across the parking lot

[raindancejodi]

A sentence that starts with “i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s)” has to work really hard to make the end of that sentence equally as amazing and by god you’ve done it

[marsapartment]

I’m HOLLERING, CLARK!

“If you would be so kind as to h*cking Perish”

[jormundgandr]

That’s the face of a man that could turn his opponents hand into strawberry jam, but he’s not listening to that part even though it’s really convincing

[worldoffizz]

That face says “Is that all you have, my good bitch?”

[labias]

If this ain’t true!!!!!

[weavemama]

college is starting and rape culture is still extremely prominent and men can be fuckin gross so I’m here to let y’all know Amazon is selling pepper spray for only $8.

over 50% of college sexual assaults happen within the first month of college.

to my fellow freshman girlies out there, go parties in groups, don’t walk alone late at night, and if you sense some shady shit going on don’t hesitate to interfere. trust your gut. people are getting sicker by the minute and nothing seems to be changing anytime soon.

PS: CHECK YOUR LOCAL LAWS REGARDING WEAPON PURCHASING

[weavemama]

I’m not lying fuck men omfg

[dunsparce]

life is hard for this dog

[shinvermouthea]

how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave  to a dog