Sassy barista noises

My name is Harry Bond, I'm a middle-aged white dad, and I love cats, poker, and rock music. I'm also the guitarist and lead singer of the metal band "Voltheart", and that's pretty much all there is to know about me.

[cardschordsandcoffeecups]

Mmmm mood drop

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Once my son gets to that age, he’s gonna win all the “My dad is cooler than your dad because...” contests

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A solid positive about occasionally being called Harrison though: No one would think my full name was Harold ever again

[cardschordsandcoffeecups]

I mean why would you even call me Harrison when Harry is just shorter and cooler?

... Except you wanted to call me out on something, so I guess there is a valid reason after all

[cardschordsandcoffeecups]

Also did I mention that I’m kinda, for no apparent reason, starting to feel okay with being called by my full name? I don’t know why, but it’s not squicking me anymore, by now I’m down to “It sounds kinda weird because it’s never used”

[cardschordsandcoffeecups]

Just realized that Victor is literally Gaston from Beauty and the Beast

[cardschordsandcoffeecups]

For someone who calls himself aro I’ve sure fallen in love a lot in my life

[cardschordsandcoffeecups]

That post is for real though. My forgetfulness isn’t even me not caring about what you told me, I’m just literally unable to remember more than like one or two things at once. It’s an unfortunate mixture of ADD and that one time when I was like 19 and the bonnet of my car smashed me in the head while I was trying to work on the engine.

[valtsv]

your secrets are safe with me because i will forget all of them immediately

[valtsv]

interrogating me is useless because i won't even remember the question i'm supposed to be answering by the time you've finished asking it

[cardschordsandcoffeecups]

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

compilation of kind and caring animals

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[puffins-and-bears]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

someone add gentle coyote to this

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

i found him

[bears-official]

excellent addition thank u

[bradfordcoxxx]

thank u for yr continued and heartfelt support xoxo

[dayngahrous]

Don’t forget this guy

[cardschordsandcoffeecups]

Has anyone already added him?

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I got to know Victor’s horse today and I’m in love.

[swarnpert]

if a briddish person came up to me and said arse or something i would beat the shit out of them

[lsleofskye]

Static | nick__murray__

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Item: Lenses of Heat Vision, granting the wearer the ability to read temperature by sight, negating the majority of Stealth bonuses (DM’s discretion).

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[cardschordsandcoffeecups]

Volcanic lightning. Stunning, and very relevant to the current events.