Puffins + Bears (hiatus)

t/tav. icon by Akira-Ran! fuck terfs. they/them, 27. i reblog mostly memes, science stuff, and animals. sideblog: @grizzly-bear-official

[hollanderthoughts]

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I needed to be deeply ashamed of my desires wants and of course also needs

[wizardcurse]

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

[wizardcurse]

—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

[gaytanic-panic]

[molabuddy]

i like these things a lot

[rrotgut]

sneezed so hard my cum flew out and i started crying

[rrotgut]

Gum.

[kosmogrl]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[marxistlesbianist]

Kicked out of the cracker barrel because I wouldn't stop calling the waiter "cracker boy"

[dogpuppy]

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[folk-punk]

how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.

please google what an artichoke is

[escuerzoresucitado]

[ryan-sometimes]

Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up

[ryan-sometimes]

Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

[david-de-bergerac]

[silversoulstardust]

let's put this one here as well

[somecunttookmyurl]

[weirdnessdk]

I fucking love it when people are OBVIOUSLY born to do that exact job! 🤣🤣🤣

[mightyoctopus]

[ID: Andrew Drinkwater, water research center. Dr Dick Chopp, urologist. Tweet by @JimMFelton “Do you have any other urologists I could talk to?” PC Rob Banks, Avon & Somerset Police. Lieutenant Les McBurney, Sun Prairie Fire Department. /end ID]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

US Army Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.

[bunnymedley]

theyre taking your ass to rabbit kindergarten

[bunnymedley]

mentally im here

[czech-hunter-reject]

Please listen to this baby tapir CHEEP and maybe all your sorrows will go away for a precious moment 🩷🩷🩷

via Instagram

[bookoramaenderteeth]

[prokopetz]

Hey, mind if I bypass your stagger resistance with an untelegraphed grapple whose animation takes like ten seconds to play out? Yeah, no, it's totally noninteractive for its full duration, and it specifically lacks a regular knockdown's property of rendering you immune to splash damage from other attacks. Cool, right?

[prokopetz]

There's literally nothing you can do about it because it's implemented entirely on the animation layer and doesn't interact with any of your traits. I really feel like this could be the next big thing – I tried explaining it to the zone boss, but they just said I didn't "get it", whatever that means!

[prokopetz]

#extra funny version: it's a oneshot #extra EXTRA funny version: it barely does any damage so you have to sit through it like five times a fight sometimes (via @lapsedmathematician)

[dailyquests]

You can now play as 🐗 Hog.

[allegedly-human]