Puffins + Bears (hiatus)

t/tav. icon by Akira-Ran! fuck terfs. they/them, 27. i reblog mostly memes, science stuff, and animals. sideblog: @grizzly-bear-official

[nanzyn]

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[puffins-and-bears]

had a dream last night that i was in a friend's car and they had filled one of the front seat cupholders with tortilla chips and the other one with salsa

[kushblazer666]

[ladysatoru]

fuck if we know, naruto

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[doomedmutual]

[dragongirlsnout]

You smoked dog weed

[harpydykehalo]

The what

[theweirdwideweb]

[freebroccoli]

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

[amygdalae]

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

[amygdalae]

Good points. Wait what was that first thing

[ahdor]

[appendingfic]

why is tumblr such that you can say something people believed in the middle ages absolute orthogonal to reality and everyone will just nod?

[iconsumetherot]

cow mug

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

tried to season my fucking dinner but the only hot sauce you can buy is a giant red bottle with a big skull on it and of course when I poured a little out it was a big sinister drop that chuckled darkly so great I'm sure this is going to be awesome

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

great just fucking great I took one bite and steam shot out of every hole in my body. rocketed me into the fucking ceiling and I hung there with my head smashed through it like the big stupid fucking chandelier that I am

[vetchtibbles]

despite everything, it’s still you (derogatory)

[vetchtibbles]

wait hey man wait whoah hey

[cytherae-rubin]

[toskarin]

deepleffen's tweets have done irreparable damage to my vocabulary, but this one is engraved especially deep in my brain

[dreg-heap]

[chemicalexposure]

[mettic]

[dalmek]

[cognitohazardous]

[flower-studded-sake-dish]

[keichocomint]

[lillithofthemoon]

im fucking obsessed with deep leffen bot its the funniest shit ever

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot