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poorly drawn comic series starring nurse care-a-lot. bbieal-adjacent since they used to be a baldi oc lmao

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all asks / posts are in character unless stated otherwise

if ur under 15 i’d recommend leaving idrc though there’s nothing like Explicit on this blog we just swear a lot. carealot uses they/them only if u don’t respect their pronouns theyll fucking kill you.

dni map/proship/bigot/whatever man just be normal

cool lore this used to be a bladi oc blog and still kinda is but this isn’t really centric to like one specific universe or anything it’s just whatever i think is funniest at the time. feel free to let ur ocs/muses interact or w/e just don’t be weird

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can i please have anything?

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Water Coming Out of two of my finger nails? - @jump-rope

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Playtime you are NOT hitting the hookah. You are two

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Whats a Hookah

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I don' tknow. Take this

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Playtime you are NOT hitting the hookah. You are two

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//all this time has passed and i still have this ask and its previous half in the askbox of my main because i cannot bear to part with it. here is my goodbye seven years later.

the summer i ran this blog the way it used to be run was a very weird one. i don’t remember much of it at all. brief snippets, people i look back on but don’t really remember. flashes of stupid shit i did, as sixteen year olds are wont to do. i do remember you, though. not a lot, since i never knew that much about you, but enough. i remember always being happy to hear from you. i remember always assuming you were much younger than me, for some reason. i remember you showing up to things i’d do, like streams. i think sometimes you were the only one who’d show. i treasured that a lot. i’m sorry i never told you. i think i have a LOT of sorry-s i owe you, honestly. i owe everyone a lot of those, though.

i wonder where you are now, kk. you have to be an adult now, right? are you in college? do you have a job? do you look at bbieal, like i do sometimes, and wonder “what the hell was i doing back then”? it’s crazy to think of how long ago that was. you’re probably somebody entirely different now.

i realize i am probably talking to open air (which i usually do since i’m dogshit at talking to people) but if you do end up seeing this, come say hi to me again someday. i’d love to meet the you that you became. i hope you’re out there somewhere, and i hope that you’re happy. i hope you know you’re loved and cared for, too. you are a wonderful ghost.

— robot

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im soooo hungry

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uncle carealot i'm literally starving can i have the rest of those fries

didnt put issue numbers on the last couple rectifying that w this issue

ft @funneymanhenry

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Happy pride month to my brother who, when I came out as nonbinary, said "Well you don't have to do all that."

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the. dog killing thing???

poor babzo.

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I didn't kill any dogs they are LYING. and SPREADING MISINFORMATION.

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See? He's okay.

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He’s outside? On the dirty floor?

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eaten the entire jar of candies by the help desk

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care a lot i threw that pie. please spare,me i beg of you

also what does submissive and breedable mean

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the. dog killing thing???

poor babzo.

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you should invite carealot into your home. right now

No thankyou they are not allowed after i so graciously invited them over for thanksgiving feast and they returned the favor by trying to kill me with a fork. Very rude.

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That was three years ago. Grow up.

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You are mean to me you insult me and you dont appreciate anything that i

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BEAM ATTACK

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care a lot

Hi Francis. My best friend Francis. How are you :) Doing this to you in a so nicey way.

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you should invite carealot into your home. right now

No thankyou they are not allowed after i so graciously invited them over for thanksgiving feast and they returned the favor by trying to kill me with a fork. Very rude.

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That was three years ago. Grow up.

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You are mean to me you insult me and you dont appreciate anything that i

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BEAM ATTACK

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you should invite carealot into your home. right now

No thankyou they are not allowed after i so graciously invited them over for thanksgiving feast and they returned the favor by trying to kill me with a fork. Very rude.

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That was three years ago. Grow up.