[justaslut4pizza]

OH. MY. GOD. CHRIS PRATT’S NUDES FINALLY LEAKED

NSFW, and he can guardian my galaxy anyday

[ghazal67]

[severeni]

[njbryner]

These guys have the strongest big dick energy I’ve ever seen

[akron-squirrel]

…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”

[thebootydiaries]

me whenever anyone looks at me: *peace sign*

[foulserpent]

mike’s hard chamomile tea

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[localstarboy]

His voice kills me bro 💀💀💀

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

Mmm… Delicioso.

[complexitywithinsimplicity-deac]

😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.

[fuckmogai]

please, call me bong

mr water was my father

[minuuissomewhereelsenow-deactiv]

Visit Original Link

[artboyboogie]

Clickbait buzzfeed titles is the modern equivalent of the newsies shouting ridiculous headlines to sell more papes

[captainlordauditor]

i hate this. i hate this goddamn post. this is the worst fucking post on this website. fuck you for making me think about this

[whatevernatureis]

my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….

[notglacier]

you know this fucking tune

[stuffmikeclicked]

They made it into a ringtone because it was old enough to be public domain, and Nokia (I think?) didn’t want to have to pay royalties.

… I like the full version.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I didn’t exist in your life until you read this sentence

[felicorvid]

Not true showerthoughts I see your shit ass posts every day

[localstarboy]

[outofstardust]

[the-blind-banditt]

Still funny

[ri-chietozier]

[leafcrunch]

kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it