fuck it *finnishes your arcane*
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Stranger Things
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pixel skylines
dirt enthusiast
Cosmic Funnies
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@carenius
fuck it *finnishes your arcane*
nyt saatavilla myös immersiivisessä audiovisuaalisessa formaatissa
Southern Adirondack Library System
Henceforth, I will only be receiving missives written in the cat font.
Hei homot vastatkaa mun kandiin
täs tutkitaan queer-ystävyyttä queer-tyyppien välisissä ystävyyssuhteissa, ja se on musta tosi siistii ja kiinnostavaa!!
queer-ystävyydellä on siis tutkimuksessa tarkotettu yleensä sellasia ystävyyssuhteita, jotka jollain tapaa kyseenalaistaa esim. heteronormatiivisia odotuksia ihmissuhteista ja niiden tärkeysjärjestyksestä
voit osallistua jos
oot yli 18-vuotias
koet olevas jollain tapaa queer (ei-cishetero) (ei oo siis pakko olla tasan tarkkaan Homo)
sulla on tai on ollu ystävä joka on myös queer-tyyppi
täs on pari taustakysymystä ja sit tehtävänanto jossa pyydän sua kirjottaen kertomaan sun ystävyyssuhteesta jonkun queer-tyypin kaa. koko homma on kans anonyymi!
Pääset vastaamaan tutkimukseen tästä linkistä (ja sen takaa löytyy myös mm linkki tietosuojailmoitukseen)
tätä saa kans mielellään jakaa muille! ❤️
virallisempaa infoa ja lätinää löytyy under the cut vvvv
The author's poorly disguised fetish
The author's proudly displayed fetish
The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through
The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that
Michelangelo’s The Creation of Adam (1510) / Divine and Graces Jones (1978)
Frank: how dare you compare your perversions to my marriage Hawkeye: who's comparing, Frank?
For my money one of the most fun segments of the indie game development scene is that very precise intersection of porn game creators and old-school ROM hackers. Like, you're publishing your porn game exclusively as a Game Boy ROM? Really? That you've managed to get that titfuck FMV to run at 60fps on original hardware is an impressive technical achievement, you'll get no argument from me there, but if any actual target audience for this exists, somewhere out there someone is firing up a Game Boy emulator to have a wank, and there's no universe in which that's not funny as hell.
What? No, I'm not firing up mGBA for that shit. If someone spent their time and effort to make a porn game exclusively for the Game Boy, the least I can do is flash the ROM to a cartridge and play it on actual hardware.
Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.
And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.
What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.
I just want a burrito.
In conclusion:
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.
UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:
A fucking fork?
I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.
If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.
That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.
Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.
A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.
People eat burritos with forks?
God is sorry he made us.
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I always need this on my blog.
I can’t be laughing this hard in the morning.
Yes
Happy Ten Years to the Bad Burrito Post
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Kun mä ekan kerran kuulin Käärijän Sex=money mä jotenkin sain päähäni että ne sanat on "mä aloin myymään seksii ku Seksi Myy" ja olin silleen että mulla on nyt jäänyt joku kriittinen Muumiloren palanen välistä, onks tää joku todella huonosti tunnettu Pikku Myyn sisko tms...
Niin no
every second
KIRBY CAFE
By artist : @ouya296
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Uzumaki by Junji Ito
i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab
“two earthlings”, an absolutely devastating oil painting that i think about every single day
“fatigue 2”, Big Crab
I hadn’t seen the second one. You can just tell that guy is standing where his car should be. He’s too tired to worry about the crab directly, he’s just thinking about how this means he’s gotta call the insurance company and lord knows if giant crab attacks are covered. He’s looking off to the left because that’s where the bus stop is, he’s watching a bus pull up right now and thinking that while there’s a chance he could sprint for it and make it on he absolutely cannot bring himself to run right now - not from the crab, not to the bus, not for anything. Fuck the diet, though, he’s getting fast food tonight. Not like he can drive to the store now anyway.
Man has gotten the bus home (car crushed by giant crab) to find more sea creatures on his property
Is this targeted? What will this do to his insurance premiums?
let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.
DEVIOUS PENIS PUMPKIN