yeah uhhhh can i get a.... hammond b3

I fell into a god damn trap some years ago; this is where I'm at now. Blogging about handsome prog musicians; then wondering why I'm so musically stressed after playing the bass parts for Karn Evil 9.

[please-dont-hurt-me]

Me: *finds a cute mlm or wlw comic about other which is mlm / wlw * Aww this is cute I wonder what that person said in the tags because I like talking about cute things

Me: *checks tag*

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[tootruscum]

Yaoi fangirls are the worst 🙄🙄

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

[stillasvnbeam]

[justcatposts]

Fluffy boy

[victoriansunposed]

Eteretat, 1907 by Jacques-Henri Lartigue

[lastcupofsorrow-deactivated2024]

greg lake is a gross moon faced boy

hey shut up he’s a hot piece of ass

[lastcupofsorrow-deactivated2024]

i will not tolerate greg lake slander on this blog!!!!!

[horriblebeing-deactivated201906]

[agrande-news]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[veryoldlady]

cool

[meanplastic]

[hermajestyschimera]

collapse (maybe source? ForzaeKitty)

[lcynwanqbyjgnqkx]

@micdotcom love you boo

[lcynwanqbyjgnqkx]

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

[rabbitglitter-deactivated201906]

This is AAVE and White People need to get this out they vocab.

finna

feeling some type of way

ratchet

ghetto

snow queen

bussy

bae

werk

game on point

thot

serving up looks/ aethetics

throwing shade

fierce (White gays will never let this one go)

gave me life

giving me all my life

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

turn up

turnt

spillin’ tea (not literally of course)

werd

basic

I know there is more, but lordt I can’t think of it all right now.

[rabbitglitter-deactivated201906]

being salty

saying someone is “sus”

lowkey

slay

stay woke

I’m sleep doe

boo

A lot of this stuff may not be the word exactly, but how it’s used in context. Be mindful of ya slang and how it ain’t “internet-speak” it’s mutha fuckin’ Black slang.

[lcynwanqbyjgnqkx]

Woah, hey sweetheart, you can’t be saying all that stuff, it’s black slang.

[beefbearrito]

Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.

[caressofsteel01]

do it