Carijuco

Proveniente de un desierto mexicano, me gusta presumir que tengo el cinturón de Orión en la cara, pero la neta son sólo tres lunares.

[opossummypossum]

[fedorathexplorer]

ive got my ticket for the long way round

[sleepy-bebby]

Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy

[misc6x6]

[omomix]

it was just a misunderstanding

[hollowboobtheory]

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

[choicelessflope]

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

[meetthehelper]

by talos this can’t be happening

[toastbutteregg]

[ankha85]

[depsidase]

[actionandreaction]

[jimhensonreject]

This is the real photo

Who on God’s green earth photoshopped their butt cracks to be larger and smaller. Why would anyone do this.

[hunky-salsa-deactivated20240901]

[cipheramnesia]

This one really was about the journey.

[excitementshewrote]

[excitementshewrote]

[porterr-robinson]

[daikondog]

everyone be quiet !!!! he's sending email

[computationalcalculator]

[ellacalm]

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

[visionaryness]

SHAUN

[alsedes]

SHAAAAAAUUUN

[kidgretatumbl3r]

[everythingstarstuff]

[quiznaks]

me nervously opening an email i just got from my old creative writings class teacher titled Class Isn’t Over Folks that he sent at exactly 1:25am in the morning on a Monday 

[quiznaks]

what the fresh hell

[fwizard]

this is such a golden opportunity omfg i need to know what happens next

[pixel-sylveon]

i love legends arceus

[kikimora-apologist]

It reads BITCH! and FUCKER

[swallowedabug]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

bitches always talk so much shit until i hit them with my 14,000 Knives Attack

[wawataka]