i guess i'm funny sometimes

[hijerking]

[philosophyshitscribble]

i wanna play a tabletop RPG where my six stats are

gumption

chutzpah

moxy

childlike wonder

the cut of my gib

and a certain je ne sais quoi

[regularlesbian]

robot clits: a history

dial

cherry switch

IBM Thinkpad mouse thing

the trackball on the sidekick phone

[regularlesbian]

i was on another fucking plane of existence when i made this post

[ohlode]

[bonniekristian]

[dayman]

[xtraordinarymachinemp3]

[imagine-loki]

Imagine living at Avengers Tower where Loki also lives. After the election, you talk about packing your bags and leaving the country. At night Loki appears next to your bed, asking you to stay.

[98378603835842-deactivated20170]

what the fuck

[mattonious]

nuke this fucking hell website

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

I don’t understand anything anymore honestly

[sidisi]

everyone shut up this is inspiring. what does loki say next op

[p-taters]

A beer please..?

[weloveshortvideos]

[briannatheloner]

[youcancallmequeenschnee-deactiv]

I made none of these but I figured we all could use a good laugh :D

[lihgtsabers]

I see so many posts about what a dope president Obama is, but it’s important to acknowledge what an incredible vice president Biden has been, and how he has gone against all the “old white man in power” stereotypes and stood by Obama’s side for eight years, thank you Joe Biden. 

[trapcard]

Hilary shoulda dabbed more that’s what went wrong

[slimetony]

Hey guys I’m gonna head to the polls in a few hours but first I have to take a nap wake me up in 4 hours so i can go and cast my vote for president

[rcktpwr]

dont do this randy

[slimetony]

hillary clinton paid me so much money I couldn’t say no

[peashooter85]

“When wireless is perfectly applied the whole earth will be converted into a huge brain, which in fact it is, all things being particles of a real and rhythmic whole. We shall be able to communicate with one another instantly, irrespective of distance. Not only this, but through television and telephony we shall see and hear one another as perfectly as though we were face to face, despite intervening distances of thousands of miles; and the instruments through which we shall be able to do his will be amazingly simple compared with our present telephone. A man will be able to carry one in his vest pocket.”

-Nikola Tesla, 1926

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

idiot thought we would still be wearing vests

[gimmekurtisconner]

a conversation with god.

[spoonmeb]

“You seem like a cool guy”

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

😂😭😭😭😭 This was a masterpiece

[continuetobecurious]

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

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