Carlotta's Best Pupper

I am Carlotta's favorite pup, I know I am because she gave me a blog. Give treats.

[angelofmusicsuggestions]

what if i’m just ugly because i didn’t eat my greens 😳

[carlottasbestpupper]

I don’t eat the green and I’m beautiful, you just need nuggets

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

La Carlotta can suck my balls.

- Your obedient servant,

OG

[ubaldosuggestions]

You disgust me

-Carlotta’s loving husband,

Signor Ubaldo Piangi

[carlottasbestpupper]

Carlotta is the best and second only to me!

[angelofmusicsuggestions]

where are ur suggestions? i miss them

my apologies! i’ve just been doing everything so perfectly lately!

[carlottasbestpupper]

I’m stealing your cheez-its until you make more suggestions

[carlottasbestpupper]

Local best pupper petitions Opera managers to let her be the star in her own opera

I already have my resumé ready!

[carlottasbestpupper]

please don't sit on gustave -vicomte

you can’t stop me (for the price of 5 nuggets you can stop me)

[carlottasbestpupper]

Why do you wish to sit on Gustave?

isn’t that what babysitting is?

[ubaldosuggestions]

Offer to babysit @sopranosuggestions’ little boy.

[carlottasbestpupper]

I would also like to sit on the baby

[ubaldosuggestions]

Do not sit on the boy!!! He is not a baby!!!

[carlottasbestpupper]

But sitting and writing operas are the only tricks I know????

[ubaldosuggestions]

We will change that now!

[carlottasbestpupper]

If I’m going to doggo school again, I want a notebook for notes and to use to bark orders for more nuggets

[ubaldosuggestions]

Offer to babysit @sopranosuggestions’ little boy.

[carlottasbestpupper]

I would also like to sit on the baby

[ubaldosuggestions]

Do not sit on the boy!!! He is not a baby!!!

[carlottasbestpupper]

But sitting and writing operas are the only tricks I know????

[ubaldosuggestions]

Offer to babysit @sopranosuggestions’ little boy.

[carlottasbestpupper]

I would also like to sit on the baby

[angelofmusicsuggestions]

scream because someone snatched off your mask

[theoperagangster]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[cryptivist]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[dynaphan]

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[angelofmusicsuggestions]

ok everyone you can stop screaming now… i’m trying to sleep

[carlottasbestpupper]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[angelofmusicsuggestions]

what will you do as president?

ban all insolent boys from the country

ensure that nobody goes without a home

get rid of all circuses (and clowns)

make the act of calling someone ugly a crime that is punishable by a harsh fine

invest more money into the performing arts

[angelofmusicsuggestions]

of course :-)

[carlottasbestpupper]

You have my vote! and one nugget, but only one.

[angelofmusicsuggestions]

you should get some sharks for the lake, that way you can have a pet AND security

and who shall be feeding them? i refuse to handle raw fish every day

[phantomofthelouiestein]

Phillipe, I’d assume

[angelofmusicsuggestions]

if i’m not mistaken, comte phillippe de chagny is already being fed to sharks elsewhere in the world right now…

[carlottasbestpupper]

I want to feed the sharks!

[carlottasbestpupper]

So many followers! 💖

[angelofmusicsuggestions]

Erik! Where is Raoul?! - Christine

>:-) don’t worry about him…

…just kidding i actually have no idea

[carlottasbestpupper]

We’ve been playing fetch

[angelofmusicsuggestions]

that chagny boy isn’t even special… anyone could have went to fetch that stupid red scarf (including me if i happened to be there)

[carlottasbestpupper]

you could fetch it now if you can beat me to it!

[ubaldosuggestions]

wait for the Opera Ghost to finish ANOTHER threatening monologue

[angelofmusicsuggestions]

thank you for your patience :-)

[carlottasbestpupper]

Interrupt monologue with cute but inconvenient borks

[angelofmusicsuggestions]

bad dog! you’re ruining the dramatic effect!

[carlottasbestpupper]

refute accusations of badness with the press, do adorable tricks

[ubaldosuggestions]

wait for the Opera Ghost to finish ANOTHER threatening monologue

[angelofmusicsuggestions]

thank you for your patience :-)

[carlottasbestpupper]

Interrupt monologue with cute but inconvenient borks