i’m a tumblr!

riley autism blog....... 2!!!! 21 he/him + ey/em/eir + meow/meows 🌈 learn [MORE] at https://snailcat-world.carrd.co/

[snailcat69]

HAIII i have commissions open now!!!

ive been meaning to do this for a while since his ass is IN COLLEGE and would like some cash <:] pretty please! i enjoy drawing things for people and im very excited to FINALLY have this set up! love world!!

i have also included alt text for each slide of the guide!

dm me for any commission inquiries (preferably on discord, but here is fine too) :3

[asparklethatisblue]

children of any species are very good at being annoying and very cute while doing that

a sphinx child based on this post

[meow-moment]

DOCTOR COOMER has taken a YAHOO SPONSORSHIP and changed his name to DOCTOR YAHOOMER

[evilwizard]

say no more

[oneheadtoanother]

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[madderhatter]

[acekoral]

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

[elexecution]

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

[neaborealis]

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

[elexecution]

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Many such cases

[twinwound]

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

[joshpeck]

obsessed

[captoring]

[evilwizard]

pitch for my new tarot card “The Emoji”

[hillhomed]

what we have no one else does

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes at you

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

[shark--apologist]

[pangur-and-grim]

the kitten Belphegor

[pangur-and-grim]

[charl0ttan]

just foud out from a wizard that its entirely unnecessary and often even harmful to form strong and vocal opinions and convictions about topics which you have so far only read about in text posts

[oneheadtoanother]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[everydaylouie]

plato's cave: the video game