“Watch where ya fuckin’ goin’, will ya? Ya blind or summit? Ya nearly made me spill me drink.”
“I believe you’re the one who walked into me so if anyone is blind it’s you.”
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“Watch where ya fuckin’ goin’, will ya? Ya blind or summit? Ya nearly made me spill me drink.”
“I believe you’re the one who walked into me so if anyone is blind it’s you.”
“Drink? You definitely look like you could do with a drink.”
“Is that you’re attempt at a pick up line?”
“I had the biggest dinner out and now all this alcohol? Today’s the best day of my life!”
“I don’t think I’ve seen so much alcohol in one room in my entire life. You sure you’re not going to need me to hold that extremely long hair of your’s back?”
alexisjadewbu:
“Carmen… wha’ ‘ave I done? It’s all so messed up.”
“Who’s ass am I kicking? What the hell happened?”
Stephen was walking through a crowd of people to reach the bar when like a domino affect he was pushed into somebody, his head landing chest-level. “Sorry. That was not meant to ‘appen.”
Gripping onto her cup, she sighed softly, scoping her eyes around the room. It felt almost impossible to her that she couldn’t spot anybody she knew. Turning on her heel to grab another drink she squealed feeling a sharp and hard thump into her shoulder. “Hey!” She spat, turning her face to stare up at the stranger.
“Wha’ ain’ seen a girl cryin’ before at a party, ‘ave ya’? Do me a favor an’ keep walkin’. I jus’ wanna be left alone.”
“Well that sucks for you because I’m not going anywhere...”
What do ya mean ya don’t wan’ another drink? Who else am ah s’pose ta get pissed with?
What is it with you and getting pissed? You forget I’m the one who has to carry you home
Just as quickly as he’d surprised himself by catching the girl he’d bumped into, Peter let her go, his hands quickly clutched at his sides. As she took her headphones off, he frowned slightly. “N-no. I suppose not. Sorry, I didn’t mean to grab you. Or knock into you. I was just. I was just heading back to work.” He tried to shrug his nervousness off. Although working at the cafe had helped build his confidence, really he was still as shy as ever. “I’ll um- I’ll be more careful to look where I’m going next time.”
Carmen pondered over the mans copper hair, raising her brow as she took note of his nervousness. “Hey - don’t worry, if you hadn’t of grabbed me I would have fallen. You practically saved me.” The girls smiled as she ran her fingers through her soft waves. “You work around here?” She questioned “It’s just, I’ve never seen you around. I’m Carmen.” Extending her arm she grinned offering her hand for him to shake.
“No day’s my day. Though it is Thor’s day, so he’s pretty lucky. Want a drink?”
“What ya got? Something strong I hope.”
“Oi you, even ill I look pretty ace. Better than you! Cheers for the hand. Can’t be easy walkin’ someone with all this muscle home.”
“Better than me, ey? Do you need a mirror, babe? The muscle is lighter than you think..”
Joe turned slowly as he heard footsteps, his eyes met with the sight of a girl walking over, a suppressed grin on her face. “Can’t ya tell?” Joe laughed, gesturing at his wet torso. “What did I ever do ta it?” He said seriously, though a smile cracked through his expression. “I was just tryin’ ta get a job done, an’ this is what I get.” Joe shook his head before looking back up at her, his eyes scanning up and down quickly. “I don’t think I’ve seen ya ‘round before, have I?”
“Man handling it might have been your problem.” She laughed, shaking her head as she continued to walk towards him until she was only a few feet away. Carmen crossed her arms over her chest, examining her eyes over his toned soaked torso and the tap that had only just shut off. “You’ll have to be more careful next time then, ey?” Taking a step forward she tucked a strand of hair behind her ear before smiling up at the stranger. “I get that a lot” She joked “I’m not exactly what you’d call a ‘social butterfly’..”
Then we skinny dip!
Is that always how you introduce ya self to women you don’t know?
alexisjadewbu:
Alexis had always been someone who liked to be there for people, to make sure they were okay, and possibly be a helping hand or shoulder to cry on and maybe even a little bit of an agony aunt, because she knew if roles were reversed and she needed someone to talk to then she’d love it if she had someone there. When she smiled, Alexis smiled back politely, her blue orbs scanning the girls face. “Thought so, seen ya’ in me classes.” She explained, hoping the girl didn’t think she just spoke to her because she had been stalking her or something because that wasn’t the case what so ever. When the girl explained how siblings were a pain in the ass, she laughed and nodded. “You ‘ave no idea, my big sister is the biggest pain in my ass, and it’s ‘orrible because she’s known so well around ‘ere, tha’ everyone knows me as Stacey’s sisters. It’s tha’ worst thing, and she always has such an attitude too.”
Dropping her fork back down, she ran her hands down her thighs, rubbing them against her denim jeans. She recognized the girl, faintly, but her face was one she had remembered. Offering the seat beside her, she turned the angle of her body to face the girl, raising her brow highly as she listened to her speak. “Stacy? Why does that ring a bell?” She pondered, dropping her gaze for a moment to think Although she’d lived here for awhile, she found herself still having difficulty when placing faces with names. “Well, attitude is my little brother’s middle name.” At times, Carmen couldn’t help but feel like a parent, as if Rory was her child. It only made her miss her mum all the more. How would she have controlled him? Would he have been different if he got to meet her?. Inhaling deeply she shrugged, “He’s just an asshole developing hormones, but there’s only so much I can take before I ring his bloody neck..”
Roxy looked down at the girl. “Wha’s up, darlin’?” she asked.
“And give me one good reason why I should tell you?” She snapped, before releasing a gentle sigh and giving the blonde an apologetic smile. “I’m sorry...”
Romance Themed Sentence Starters
1: "Knowing you has made me a better person."
2: "Just hold me."
3: "I think I love you."
4: "I've loved you for years."
5: "Kiss me."
6: "You're the best part of me."
7: "You keep me going."
8: "You mean everything to me."
9: "I couldn't imagine what life would be like without you."
10: "You're perfect to me."
11: "I don't want to think about what I'd be like without you."
12: "We're best when we're together."
13: "I can't stop thinking about you."
14: "Can I hold your hand?"
15: "Do you want to stay over tonight?"
16: "You're adorable."
17: "Everything has been different since I fell in love with you."
18: "I didn't think it was possible to love a person as much as I love you."
19: "I didn't think love existed until I started loving you."
20: "Let's move in together."
Put ~ in my ask box for my muse's reaction to your muse suddenly holding their hand.