What's with the stupid grin?

Life's been good to me.

[jennifer-cooke]

“Wow, what a great story. I’m sure someone with less brain cells will find it riveting.”

[jason-sanford]

“Oh, hey. It’s you again. Are you stalking me?”

[cleoroseharris]

“Summer was a girl, not a season. She died at the party…I highly doubt she’ll be coming around again next year. Still, you never know around here. Isn’t like it hasn’t happened before.”

[jason-sanford]

“I feel really bad for asking now. Sorry. You must think I’m a right idiot. Did you know the girl well?”

[jason-sanford]

imogen-fisher:

“If ya really thought people were upset because summer’s over then ya can’t expect me ta not think ya an idiot. If we’re talkin’ about your penis, I think I’m glad I’m repellin’ it. Usually I am tha dramatic one, bu’ not this time. Could be you for all I know. Maybe you killed her, an’ are tryin’ ta throw people off by pretendin’ ya thick.”

“I admit, that would be a good cover up. Maybe I did do it? Who knows? Maybe you’re next on my list??”

[imogen-fisher]

“Are you bein’ a fuckin’ idiot on purpose or is this meant ta be a joke? Try summat else babes, comedy ain’t ya strong point.”

[jason-sanford]

“God. Are you being a fucking bitch on purpose or is this meant to be a joke? Talk about a penis repellent. I wasn’t trying to be funny, I was asking a question because I don’t understand half the drama that goes on in this shitty town. Unlike you. You’re probably the source of all of it.”

[jason-sanford]

“I don’t quite understand why everybody around here is so upset about Summer·“dying.” It’s not like it isn’t going to come around again next year."

[jennifer-cooke]

“Listen Batman, I’ll do more than strangle you with your cape if you ever touch my things again, alright?”

[jason-sanford]

“Your things? Sorry. I didn’t know you invented beer.”

[rhiannonlong]

“I thought I’d be original and come as a giraffe, but there’s a whole zoo of animals here!”

[jason-sanford]

“Theory... I think they are actually animals. Animals who’s escaped from captivity and instead of heading for the hills to not risk getting captured again, they’ve decided to come here to get monumentally pissed.”

[jennifer-cooke]

“Give me one good reason why you’ve got my beer in your hands.”

[jason-sanford]

“Because I’m Batman and I’ve had a very long day saving Gotham City. No, I’m kidding. I obviously picked it up by mistake. Sorrrrrry.”