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carmen hale. twenty. the rebel. pledge of pi beta phi.

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“You know what I’m so hyped up for? Suicide Squad. Damn it. Why can’t it be August 5 already?”

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zolawtf:

Sitting at the table surrounded by buckets of paint and the occasional person walking up, Zola rested her head on the palm of her hand and lowered her sunglasses. Selling paint wasn’t the highlight of her week, she didn’t even know who to spray once she finally got hers either, but it was a part of Greek Life. If she ever wanted to make it out of being a pledge, getting initiated into Kappa Kappa Gamma, and becoming the Social Chair she would have to sit through her duties as a pledge and pretend she’s not miserable. “Remind me why I thought it would be a good idea to sign up this early? No one is even buying paint yet…” She groaned not being able to hide her true feelings about the situation.

Carmen didn’t quite see what the hype about the paint war was all about. It didn’t feel as interesting as going to an actual place for paintball. At least, that was her perspective. Standing away from those who were already in line, she just decided to watch for now, feeling quite lazy instead of energetic. Maybe later she’d join, but not yet. Hearing somebody’s voice though, she turned her head to it before pursing her lips and shrugging. “I don’t know. I think that’s more of a question you should ask yourself. “Yeah... Can’t help you there, except maybe suggesting making this idea fun.”

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vittcs:

“i’m proposing an experiment. i’m gonna bounce this ball repeatedly against the wall, and see how strongly i need to throw it until it bounces back on my head and knocks me out for the day. i have three exams today, and i’m not even close to knowing anything. so that’s how my day is going.”

“Or you could just ask someone to knock you out. It’ll probably be more painful though. It must really suck to be you, but good luck still.”

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maverickmerlott:

–Fuck this is some nasty shit. I’m not normally one for quality control, but this is something from the seventh circle of hell. Safe to assume i’ll either be dead shortly or lit af. TGIF and poor choices.

“If it tastes so bad, why keep drinking it? Then again, I’d be doing the same thing. Here, let me have a sip. Sharing is caring anyway.”

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bbyhailey:

“I’m trying my best to keep smiling and be nice to everyone even when some asshole comes over and spills coffee onto my favorite leggings. If that’s not considerate enough for you, I don’t really know what is.”

“...--At least you’re trying? Not sure what I could say about this though. Did the dude even apologize? Because if not, he definitely deserved to be yelled at.”

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wtfmona:

MONA: okay but listen to this MONA: sleeping is pretty wild MONA: we have special hours of the day where we go unconscious for about eight hours and hallucinate, we have special sleeping clothes, and a special place where we pick to be unconscious.

CARMEN: noah fence but i..... CARMEN: stopped reading after hours

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fckngenevieve:

“Learn to control your fucking children or you won’t even have any recollection of having them once I’m through with you! Yeah, that’s right, keep running!” She growled through clenched teeth, her hands gripping paper towels that she used to blot up the spilled coffee that now stained her incredibly expensive dress. Her hazel orbs darted towards the nearest person, allowing a loud huff of air escape her lips. “Long story short, cildren start to cry when you throw their ice cream cone on the ground all because they kicked the back of your chair one too many times, thus spilling your coffee and ruining your brand new Valentino dress. Whops, I’m not fucking sorry. Those little shits are lucky they came out unscathed.” Her rant was honestly into no one in particular, she just felt the need to vent it out in a rather rude tone, more to hear herself than anything.

At the story she was listening to, Carmen could only roll her eyes and shake her head. Sure, she could be an ass at times, but not when it came to people who were around the age of being in middle school and under. While high school students were a different story for different situations. The one she was staring at though obviously didn’t seem to be considerate of others. “Aw, boo fucking hoo. You’re lucky the mom didn’t complain about your ass when you started giving out threats,” she grumbled before wiping up the tables. She hated those who bullied anyone younger or couldn’t stand up for themselves, so she felt like she had to say something about it. “You’re also lucky the kid didn’t bite you because at that age, I would have, but then again, I guess ruining your clothes is good enough.“

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frickwesley:

“Okay, great, do you hear that volume you’re speaking at right now? Let’s try that again but like… ten decibels lower. Quieter. Or, better yet, you can stop talking entirely and give me a cigarette because I lost my pack at a party last night and now my head is pounding.”

Rather than listening to him though, the blonde only spoke much louder. “I’m sorry! What was that? I couldn’t hear you!” she practically yelled before smirking. “If you wanted me to be quiet, you should have said the magic words.”

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wyattrhds:

“Alright, tell me your best joke. And I know it’s tempting, but it can’t be the chicken one or the orange one. Those aren’t even good puns.”

“Chicken one? I don’t think I’ve heard that before, but alright. Knock knock.”

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gdiscout:

“ so, as i was walking to bio, some random guy just smacked my ass so i thought it was only fair that i smacked his face. funny how the one day i even kinda felt like going to class, some perv makes me late. but fuck it, you know? might as well just skip again. ”

“I’d do the same thing, honestly. I don’t see anything wrong with skipping though. Mind if I join you?” she questioned, her head tilting to a side before she could cross her arms.

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✨ // SMS; OPEN

CALVIN: so my gym introduced a no phones policy :)

CALVIN: so i gotta move gyms bc how else do i take shirtless selfies w/o looking like a beg...lol

CAVLIN: id have to actually work out and we all know that i cant hack doing too much of that

CARMEN: wtf there's a gym with that sort of rule?? i'd cry tbh.

CARMEN: okay maybe not cry, but i'd be sad bc how else am i supposed to wait for people if i can't listen to music or watch stuff?

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duhzach:

“ i honestly can’t believe the amount of girls i caught doing the walk of shame across campus whilst trying not to get caught . i mean it’s kind of hard to not stand out when you’re covering yourself with only your clothes whilst running . ” 

“If you’re going to keep talking about this, I suggest walking away right now before I just kick your ass and I’m sure we both know you wouldn’t want to be embarrassed that way. Although, I wouldn’t mind it at all.”

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I am a firm believer that you can have the body you want, only to the extent that you’re willing to work for it.