Carmilla Memes

Buckle up creampuffs, cause we're making memes, incorrect quotes, and other content like it's 1698. Main blog: flamchowderr Twitter: @carmillamemes

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Laura: *Leaves her tampons out*

Carmilla:

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Ok I’m reading the replies to this and I think y’all are making this a lot dirtier than it was supposed to be I just meant that Carmilla uses Laura’s pads and tampons instead of buying her own sjdndkndkf

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Ok what did you think we were gonna think? Carmilla is a Vampire! I’m 70% sure she doesn’t even menstruate! Why would you place this image in my head and then blame me for seeing it?!

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I should have seen it lmaooo but she does menstruate (they had a little special episode on it) and I remember at some point they established she steals Laura’s pads and I thought everyone would think of that but I was terribly mistaken I am so sorry y’all

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Laura: *Leaves her tampons out*

Carmilla:

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Ok I’m reading the replies to this and I think y’all are making this a lot dirtier than it was supposed to be I just meant that Carmilla uses Laura’s pads and tampons instead of buying her own sjdndkndkf

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Laura: *Leaves her tampons out*

Carmilla:

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When anything mildly inconvenient happens to me:

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Laura: You’re telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window?

LaFontaine: Shh Shh Shh Shh Shh

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Laura: *Is struggling with and torn about the events of season 2*

The library:

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Act One, Season 3: A Summary

Laura: Carmilla and I aren’t like that anymore. We’re just... friends.

Everyone else in the universe, including Carmilla:

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Laura: Who knows? Nose knows. I love words. Don’t you love words?

Carmilla: I love “strangle.”

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Me: Man I’m so stressed! I have so much to do and I can’t afford to waste any time.

Someone on tumblr: Watch this new show! It has lesbians!!

Me 2 seconds later:

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Someone: I’m thinking of watching Carmilla. You said it was pretty good right?

Me:

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Carmilla: All right. Well, let me see if I can explain your situation using physics. What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?

LaFontaine: Screwed.

Carmilla: There ya go.

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