Ronnie!!

Quantum nano-technology CPU

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Hello!

I am Ronnie (pretty obviously!)

If you are here for fanfic, go under cut.

This is just an intro post to my blog!

• I LOVE anything 80-2000’s!!

• I’m a writer and often will post stories on here

• I own multiple ask blogs…

• I am queer myself and any homophobia or proshipping or racism or you get it is banned!

• I Am a Dersite and the witch of heart 😼

• #1 franziska von karma yume and fan

• Idk! I made this for fun!

• Fandom cut below!

1. The lost boys

2. Twisted wonderland

3. Mha

4. Outlast

5. BSD

6. Date Everything

7. IDV

8. Bill and Ted

9. ACE ATTORNEY.

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FANFIC STUFF

Rules:

- I take almost every request but i will decline any that make me uncomfortable

- I write NSFW and SFW

- I will write for most fandoms but my tops are definitely Ace attorney and the lost boys

- I swear to god. If you request for some proship bullshit, i will block you.

- I most likely WONT take oc requests, just because i don’t like writing for other people’s ocs

- Get as hyper specific as you want!

- Just remember i am still a newbie writer and im not that good…

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HIHIHIHI can I ask for poly!TLB with a reader who has chronic headaches, like, insane headaches

HIIHI!! Yippee my first request!!

How the lost boys would react to you having the worst headaches ever! (short)

Warnings: Disabled reader, very unprepared David, Medic Dwayne, Paul makes it worse, Panicking Marko

(no star, no michael)

David!

“….want me to kill them?”

He laughs

He also has no fucking clue what he’s doing

He offers to kill anyone who’s making to much noise

He has ancient ass bottles of what can only be described as the texture of mayo and the taste of cat shit

He says it’s the best headache solution from when HE was alive

Please don’t eat it

I think you’ll die

Dwayne!

“A headache? What do you need from me.”

He’ll keep a dead straight face as he punches the loudest thing in the room

God did not give him the power of money and a motorbike that can get to the town quick for nothing

THE single mom who works two jobs

You’ll wake up to laddie on your chest

Non conventional things aren’t working?

You WILL be held in the nest until it goes away

And this is a threat

Paul!

“HA! Pussy!…wait you’re serious!”

He’ll laugh thinking your joking

But he finds out it’s real?

Yeah he’s locking in and doing the ONE method that works

See everyone BUT paul has headaches, he’s the only one who is use to loud noises to the point your ears bleed

So in turn, he knows every single way on how to heal the boys

And he WILL find yours

He squeezes, pulls, smacks, EVERYTHING until it’s gone

And god be damned if he didn’t find the way to automatically cure your headaches

Marko!

“YOUR DYING!? IS IT BRAIN CANCER!?”

He screams and cries

when he was alive, a paper cut meant your arm was getting your arm cut off

And he’s sadly stuck in that mindset when he hears your sick

He hugs you while rocking back and forth like an abused toddler

You have to literally knock him out of it

No seriously, smack him

It’s how they all knock him out of it

After that he kinda just shakes and hides you from EVERYONE

It’s like you have the black plague

And they’re all pretty sure he thinks you do

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What kind on content do you all want? Like commissions for the lost boys stuff

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How the lost boys would react to you being trans!

Warnings: David’s nonchalant ass, Valley Boy Paul, Trans Boy Marko, Kinda dwayne sent kink?? if you squint??? NON-Vamp reader

(no star, no michael)

David

“…okay?”

He doesn’t really know what you expected

He don’t give a shit about who you are, he cares about turning you into a vampire

After that, shit doesn’t change

He’s still overly touchy

He’s still gonna try to feed you worms

And he’s still waiting to bring out his bedazzled wine bottle full of totally not blood

Worse he’ll do is chew some transphobic person out for even looking at you

Then say you should be lucky he was there

Then offer the wine bottle again

Dwayne

“Ah. I could smell it.”

You have no idea what that means, and you really wish someone would tell you

In my head, Dwayne’s a fucking blood hound, he can smell what’s in your pants and he doesn’t give a fuck

He’ll just ask what your name is

say K in the driest tone ever

then go right back on working on whatever he was working on

Someone miss genders you? God don’t give this man the power of being 6’2 and having the MEANEST resting face ever not to use it

He’ll get involved if the glare of 1000 suns doesn’t work but trust me

It usually does

Paul

“So you’re like…A dude-babe!”

His a bit slow, give him a minute

After explaining a bit more he’ll kinda just stare and nod with a smile

He’ll scream bitchin’ by the end and you think that’s positive?

He then went on to ask you if “Dude (looks like a lady)” implied to you

After that, he didn’t really care, shit went on as normal

But oh god, if someone misgenders you?

You ever see a 6’0 valley boy in a tailcoat body slam an old man?

Do you wanna?

Because you’re about to!

He doesn’t regret a thing (this is a problem)

Marko

“…shit, me too.”

If you’re MTF? He’ll ask if he can still hitch a ride

If you’re FTM? He’ll ask if you wanna scissor.

The last two in a teasing manner of course

To lighten the mood if you will

He will CONSTANTLY joke about you two being the “Diversity Hires”

And listen, he’s use to weird transphobia

Especially when he wasn’t passing

He doesn’t really flinch anymore

But it takes him a moment to realize their talking to you

And he will whip someone with whatever he has in hand when he does.

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How the lost boys would react to you walking in on them yanking it!

Warnings: Paul’s a freak, Jorking it to the thought of you and each other, Poly lost boys, Established Relationships, Pathetic Marko, Trans Marko, David wants that fucking cookie, Dwayne lowk quiet asf, Flustered Dwayne, God someone get these fuckers a fleshlight, GN reader

(No michael, No star)

David

God we need to kill this guy

He doesn’t expect you to walk in, but he’s definitely not against it

Probably would just use his hand, no fancy toys or stuff

Once you do walk in, he’s not embarrassed but definitely a bit surprised

Invites you to help but doesn’t get petty if you say no

Wouldn’t go straight to fucking you, he needs the mood to be right, you know?

Doesn’t whimper or whine (sadly) but Groans like a mother fucker

Once he finishes he’ll act like everything is normal and he didn’t just cum all over you and his hand

Probably a few kisses but after that, right back to business

He’ll mainly focus on you and you alone, the others get their own damn turn

Dwayne

You didn’t even KNOW he was in the room

Unless you are watching out to hearing his breathing, he’s dead silent

But once you do walk in

God all hell breaks loose

He’s whimpering on the fact you saw him like this

Not because he’s Embarrassed but because he’s panicked

He doesn’t know if your okay with seeing this, and he doesn’t wanna overstep a boundary

Once you do say it’s okay he’s right back to RBF hell

He’ll guide your hand in just the way he likes it

If you’re lucky it’ll go to something more

Once you’re done, he’ll wrap you up, run you a bath, get you water. Even if your not tired, mama didn’t raise no man who doesn’t take care of the people you love

He’ll let out small whimpers of you or the other boys names the entire time

Getting off to the ones he loves is his specialty

Paul

a man who yearns is a man who EARNS.

This loser WANTS you to walk in on him

voyeurism FEARS this man

Whimpers and Moans constantly

He drags the other boys into it, this is a polycule and he will remind you of it.

He’ll shove his dick against your hand, thighs, any place that can be around it

When he’s horny, he’s HORNY and the high won’t come down for hours.

Touch him in anyway? Yeah his dick is burrowed into the first hole he can get too (with consent, obviously)

He’s also OBSESSED with marking. He’ll leave marks in the areas you wouldn’t even notice until the next morning (or night, should i say)

Paul’s a freak, thank you for coming to my ted talk

Marko

Trans marko…marko with pus…

He’s LOUD, usually only able to do it when no one’s home because of how loud he gets

He’s an attention WHORE, His favorite thing is being in the middle of you and the boys while you all take turns on him

ultimate bottom over here

Once you walk in? God it’s over.

He’s grinding his clit on your boot, your thigh, Thumb, Side, any place it can reach.

He’s not as sex driven as the others but when he gets it he gets it BAD.

He’ll whine loudly as he begs you to at least put a finger or two in him

And honestly? who can say no to those pretty big eyes

It’s your choice if you wanna take things further with it though, he’s fine as long as he gets to cum at least one

Rip marko you probably need a vibrator

but the worser part? he WANTS you to cuck him while he gets off

He wants to be laying on the couch as you stare him down with complete seriousness

He gets off to the feeling of being desperate for your touch but not getting it until he’s a good enough boy

Call him Baby Boy?…jesus it’s everywhere