* CRAZY // BITCH !

[carnivalqueen]

hey friendos. you can find me over on @bravedfate nowadays if you’re interested in following me over there.

[carnivalqueen]

puddin’:

His lazy kohl black eyes followed the voluptuous curve of her hip, then trailed downward some. A sigh escapes him. He wasn’t exactly turned on by this showy display of his queen, In fact, he was too busy to even think about having sex. Steals one more look (he might as well) to her pretty painted features and the “rotten” carved into her jaw that he put there to signify that she was definitely his. Joker leaned back all the way in his chair. “Harleyyy? Not tonight babydoll. I’m uh… too busy.” 

—— 💎

                       Despite the sly way his gaze roamed the supple curves of her figure in welcome observance, he denied her the brunt of it. Softening the blow some with the manipulation of a nickname that denoted a kind of fondness he wasn't known for, his words pursed her carmine lips into a pout. It stayed for only a moment, though, as she fell into ritual persuasion. Pleading for his attention— - his LOVE - —with a shallow smile that didn't quite make it to her eyes.

   " Awww, c'mon Puddin—— "   Sweeping the fur around her, Harley sat up on the rug. Stroked her baby by her side && canted her head in a sway of blonde.   " ——Ya look like you could use a little fun~ "

[create-chaos]

[pinkcori]

Timmers

[fellvaguely-deactivated20191009]

ship with me you cowards

[fangsalaforbes-deactivated20141]

do you ever just stare at someone on your dash 

like

can we be friends pls

[constintinearchieve]

Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey (2020)

[carnivalqueen]

💎soft hc that harley && floyd's friendship is common knowledge around Gotham 👌

[frog43]

Important character development question: would they lick someone’s hand if they tried to cover their mouth?

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

protective sentence starters

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

splattermemes:

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”

“Hands off!”

“What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”

“I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”

“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”

“I got your back.”

“Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”

“Do you trust me?”

“Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”

“Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”

“I’d die for you.”

“You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”

“Get behind me NOW.”

“Here, I have an extra weapon.”

“Duck, you idiot!”

“Go on without me.”

“Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”

“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”

“You can stop hugging me now.”

“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”

“Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”

“I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”

“If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”

“[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”

[mighthavegiffed]

Birds of Prey (2020) / Harley Quinn

[carnivalqueen]

@comediking replied to your post:

they do look GREAT together hehee

i mean if ever there was a reason to write together ;)))

[carnivalqueen]

💎you ever see a mutual's url && just LOVE how it looks next to yours?? 😘

[carnivalqueen]

                  every now && then she makes you just a little bit crazy        she’ll turn a knife into your back && then she’s calling you baby

                                                                  ind. priv. sel.                                                          mix canon && hc based                                                           NOT SAFE FOR LIFE                                                                 as loved by Lee                                                                [ graphic credit ]

[sweeticonstuff-deactivated20250]

The Joker lookscreen

Like or reblog if you save ♡

[carnivalqueen]

me: *starts a blog with the purpose of writing*

me: *adores my mutuals && wants to write with them*

me: *doesn't fucking write*

[grincarved]

lukas-musings‌:

                  You wanna 𝓀𝒾𝓁𝓁 me?                        Get in line bitch.