Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

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Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things
so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you
hey man do you need something
OP I saw this and. I just had to
HELLO??????????????????
I fully recognize that this blog is all about those little guys, but I don’t suppose you’ve got a folder of the old big titty Jade pics somewhere?
Here's all I got.
Obsessed with this imp.
Who did Rocket eat?
Whoever you want it to be in your heart.
give me the ball papa
It's really, really easy to tell when a message is fake or spam, because no real person in their right mind would ever message this particular blog for goddamn anything.
What I wouldn't give for Cait Sith to sllooooowly gulp me down, and spend weeks digesting me alive. I'd feed myself to him, and pay double the amount he wants just for the chance to hear him tease me endlessly about wanting to become a cute lil catboy's gut fat.
No refunds he says? Well, I can't get a refund if I'm nothing but a pile of floating chyme in his stomach.
"Gosh- ye' really cannae help yerself when it comes to cute lil' guys like me, eh? Cannae blame ye, though- with as many cute lassies like you that I've packed onto my hips, I'm about as attractive and irresistible as a fella can get!~"
Noelle with giant, awkward, cheek-stuffing boobies?
ABSOLUTELY. Berdly or Ralsei, just staring hungrily at the massive deergirl melons, unable to think about anything else but cramming their mouths full and gulping them down to melt.
meowf
Nerdy failboys should be allowed to digest entire schools of girls
Correct!!! Getting to rub their superiority in, while rubbing stomach acid straight into their bodies through the feathery stomach walls.