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[astrolocherry]

R. I P. 💣📿🌑

[uesp]

Did You Know: According to Antecedents of Dwemer Law, Dwemer law required a Dwemer family to retaliate to the death of a Khajiit slave at the hands of an Argonian by killing the responsible Argonian, or another Argonian like it? Likewise, if a Khajiit died by falling out of a tree, the Dwemer were required to seek vengeance on the tree by toppling the tree, shattering its branches, and scattering them to every part of the forest.

[mount-kilkreath-deactivated2020]

How about not owning slaves to begin with?

[scribdyke-remade]

they’re the elves of logic, not the elves of compassion. you ever met a man who prides himself on being “logical” and “reasonable”? they’re all like this. the dwemer was just an entire race of assholes who think that intelligence is being devoid of humanity. they’d probably give you some bullshit excuse as to why “actually we have to violate human rights”. 

[frosty-the-flame-atronach]

Okay but are we not gonna talk about if one of their khajit slaves fell of a tree they’d fucking topple it? Like… As law. That was a law.

[scribdyke-remade]

no we’re not gonna fucking talk about that, that’s what i meant when i said i get how they eradicated themselves by accident.

[kraetys]

Wait wasn’t it on purpose?

[scribdyke-remade]

they were trying to do something ELSE but it backfired and murdered all of them instead. except for that one fyr is keeping as a pet.

[kraetys]

I thought they got interrupted trying to do something else and chose to do that instead? Maybe I misread the wiki

[scribdyke-remade]

i’ll look it up in the morning but i THINK they were trying to eradicate the chimer, and the numidium “NO”d them out of existence instead. i seem to recall the position of dwemer ashes in that one untouched ruin indicating that it was completely unexpected.

[sandsawako]

Dear spider-man：

comic by me/translate by@ inceptiontrash​

[shesellsseagulls]

am i crying because of this??? dont touch me 

[bob-belcher]

SNL Weekend Update: May 18th 2019, Leslie Jones on the new abortion laws

[theoldness]

[shibbabes]

Ancient demon gfs

[kaijuno]

Cursed

[anemonequeen-moved]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Facts

[welcometoyouredoom]

[ahmallama-deactivated20240604]

this is like a group chat

[dimetrodone]

[kylostantrums]

the replies on this post are golden

[adrekiyo-deactivated20211006]

isn’t he the one dude that went to that party back in high school? y’know, the one where his friend john smashed a 40 on the ground and yelled “SCATTER!”

[storm-cloud-dancer]

you’re all wrong, he’s that guy that played ‘what’s new pussycat’ on the jukebox with one ‘its not that unusual’ thrown in the middle and got banned from the local diner

[canary34-deactivated20190901]

No, that’s an asian american women

[fuckyahumor]

ohmygod

[sixpenceee]

I love this sign.

[haliagreen7]

CAN WE SAY THAT LOUDER PLEASE

[africant]

people who are at the gym all the time vs people who start going after New Years

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

early to bed early to rise

burger king meal with burger king fries

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[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

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[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

“Pokémom”

[onawhirlwind]

Britney omg why

[cloudfreed]

this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

[jin-hikari-deactivated20170429]

[stay-myheartbeatsforlove]

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

[wellthatsjustgreat]

The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

[plutonian-grade-deactivated2019]

[stonerparty]

emperors-clout

[todayilearnedposts]

TIL about the joke behind NASA’s Juno mission. While Jupiter’s moons are named after the god’s many mistresses, Juno, the space probe sent to orbit and monitor Jupiter, is named after his wife.

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